CitiBank fires employee because she is "too hot"

Verbiage · 06-03-2010, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by mpimping

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bavarian can be my ghostwriter for a book about a n alien from outer space who came to earth to destroy the assholes of douchebag bmw forums drivers. or a tv show on mtv that he could write about internet douchebags getting a chance to battle it out on national tv. thread hijacked? settle it on owned. whack off contest for the haters on this forum. its funny how people that should be of above average intelligence can't understand my posts. i'll tutor you but its not gng to be less than a g. This is my post graduate school class on posting in off topic bmw forums. take notes. ill get a hot ta for you but thats not free either. haha

Mpimping for motherfucking president.

I seriously should, though. Every day, it feels as though I have to play the TNT that blew up the troll.

mpimping · 06-03-2010, 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

you guys are crazy, she LATINA!!! Imagine her rolling those RRR's on your dick, and DAT ASS

the surname is shitalian not latin..

mpimping · 06-03-2010, 08:26 PM

google joran vander sloot and post athread for me please. hate this phone.

mpimping · 06-03-2010, 08:28 PM

And most spanish girls have like 5 bfs and are low maint but not my thing. something about body odor that is not too appealing.

Verbiage · 06-03-2010, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by mpimping

And most spanish girls have like 5 bfs and are low maint but not my thing. something about body odor that is not too appealing.

You mean baby father's, right?

CollinsE90 · 06-03-2010, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Bavarian III

You mean baby father's, right?

its baby daddys man, and you're black

mpimping · 06-03-2010, 08:41 PM

I meant boyfriends. girls are best when not broken in. low mileage. certified preowned for girls ftmfw

CollinsE90 · 06-03-2010, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by mpimping

I meant boyfriends. girls are best when not broken in. low mileage. certified preowned for girls ftmfw

finally a comment i understand and think is funny

Verbiage · 06-03-2010, 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

its baby daddys man, and you're black

I can't be ghetto in all my posts, man. Only the OT guys know I'm black. The rest of the forum probably sees me as some smartass LOL.

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Originally Posted by mpimping

I meant boyfriends. girls are best when not broken in. low mileage. certified preowned for girls ftmfw

I don't do brand new either, though. NEVER.

silvergray545 · 06-03-2010, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Bavarian III

I don't do brand new either, though. NEVER.

I like my cars and girls the same way. Let me explain. I love buying a car when it's almost new, well taken care of and has no major problems. I take care of my car. I baby it, make sure it's always healthy and has what it needs. When it comes to play time, I drive it like it's meant to be driven. I drive it long and hard. If I don't like how it performs, well, it's on to the next one.

mpimping · 06-03-2010, 09:05 PM

Lol i need grammar lesson in exchange for lessons on trolling internet forums. what i meant was yeah get a young virgin but if you cant get one then find one that has barely fucked and young, checked out by a doctor coolnot too crazy girl not saying i would never fucked a 33 yo single mom but it would be a very rare case and she would have to be off the hook. 33 yo single mom working at bank branch=damaged/wrecked

Verbiage · 06-03-2010, 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

I like my cars and girls the same way. Let me explain. I love buying a car when it's almost new, well taken care of and has no major problems. I take care of my car. I baby it, make sure it's always healthy and has what it needs. When it comes to play time, I drive it like it's meant to be driven. I drive it long and hard. If I don't like how it performs, well, it's on to the next one.

+1

I'm usually pretty easygoing with my cars. But when showtime comes, I deliver. I can squeeze all I want out of it

as well as bring the climax down slowly.

Damn I want another girlfriend now.

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Originally Posted by mpimping

Lol i need grammar lesson in exchange for lessons on trolling internet forums. what i meant was yeah get a young virgin but if you cant get one then find one that has barely fucked and young, checked out by a doctor coolnot too crazy girl not saying i would never fucked a 33 yo single mom but it would be a very rare case and she would have to be off the hook. 33 yo single mom working at bank branch=damaged/wrecked

LOL just read my posts, man. Grammatically perfect

I'm talking to this 30 year old mom in Canada. She's got three kiddies.

silvergray545 · 06-03-2010, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Bavarian III

+1

I'm usually pretty easygoing with my cars. But when showtime comes, I deliver. I can squeeze all I want out of it

as well as bring the climax down slowly.

Damn I want another girlfriend now.

Same here man.

CollinsE90 · 06-03-2010, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Bavarian III

+1

I'm usually pretty easygoing with my cars. But when showtime comes, I deliver. I can squeeze all I want out of it

as well as bring the climax down slowly.

Damn I want another girlfriend now.

LOL just read my posts, man. Grammatically perfect

I'm talking to this 30 year old mom in Canada. She's got three kiddies.

srs?

pmeloche · 06-03-2010, 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by ragingclue

I'd be more inclined to believe jealous female coworkers ratted her out, not the straight hetero men....

If it was in fact the dudes, that's the lamest thing I've ever heard.

+1.

I wish we had more good looking women like her at my workplace.

Verbiage · 06-03-2010, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

srs?

Very srs. We aren't talking that srs, but I would srsly do her in a heartbeat.

CollinsE90 · 06-03-2010, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Bavarian III

Very srs. We aren't talking that srs, but I would srsly do her in a heartbeat.

3 kids? im sorry but i couldnt do it bro, i dated a chick with a small kid for a little while, worst thing ive ever done...

Verbiage · 06-03-2010, 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

3 kids? im sorry but i couldnt do it bro, i dated a chick with a small kid for a little while, worst thing ive ever done...

I meant I would fuck her. I would NEVER date a chick with a kid. They will always have that bond to the fucker they are no longer with; the child is a constant reminder of what happened before you came along. Sex is different

But getting them to not become attached, that's another story.

mpimping · 06-03-2010, 10:02 PM

Webcam?

Verbiage · 06-03-2010, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by mpimping

Webcam?

Yeah. Phone, webcam, BBM. I really just want to fuck her, now. She's a sweetie, too. Real down to earth.

She's just 30 with three kids.

mpimping · 06-03-2010, 10:14 PM

Are you jamacian or jamacian like mr nice guy?

Verbiage · 06-03-2010, 10:18 PM

A little of both

More nice than cutthroat Jamaican, though.

LOL at saying Jamaican and then Jamaican nice guy

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