07-23-2010, 05:36 PM | #46 |
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Stuff that's already been covered:
- slamming the door - closing the door by the glass - flinging the seatbelt off - putting their feet on the dash - twisting the seatbelt... HOW THE F*CK DO THEY DO THAT!? In 12 years of driving I've never once done it; but my ex managed to do it one out of every four times in the car.
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07-23-2010, 05:43 PM | #47 |
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That seat belt thing is hilarious! So true.
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07-23-2010, 05:51 PM | #48 |
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Put on her make up and touched the leather and suede parts, leave hand prints every fucking where!
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07-23-2010, 06:17 PM | #50 |
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lol no wonder so many people on these boards are single... The shit you guys write is funny. OCD much?
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07-23-2010, 06:57 PM | #52 |
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07-23-2010, 07:57 PM | #53 |
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Unbelievable
I think it's safe to say that everyone in this thread agrees that women are fucking RETARDED when it comes to cars, being in them (properly) and everything else related to a vehicle. Stick to kitchen...
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07-23-2010, 08:00 PM | #54 |
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07-23-2010, 08:21 PM | #55 |
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07-23-2010, 08:47 PM | #56 |
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girls in general in my car?
Sit, talk, breathe, etc.
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07-23-2010, 08:49 PM | #57 |
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I'm married, but she's properly trained now. Just ordered her first bimmer.
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07-23-2010, 11:12 PM | #61 |
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1. Slamming the door
2. Bringing the dog along when we go somewhere (leaves alot of hair on the carpet and in between the cracks of the leather seat which sucks.) 3. Rolling down the window when the a/c is on 4. Finger prints on the car windows |
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07-23-2010, 11:24 PM | #62 |
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^^they make like big backseat dog cover things
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07-24-2010, 08:49 AM | #65 |
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my gf is kinda short for to open the door in my e92 and insted of opening the door alitle and then putting a foot outside and stand up and open the door like a normal human being...she thinks she can kick and hold the door open with her foor, shit left skuff marks all over the door
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