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      02-23-2011, 07:27 PM   #45
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in the fucken Caribbean crackerjack.
intentional foul. Follow it up with a fatty joke, and you are good to go.
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      02-23-2011, 07:28 PM   #46
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he's a bagel, actually.
lmao.
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      02-23-2011, 07:30 PM   #47
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      02-23-2011, 07:30 PM   #48
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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby?























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I dont run white babys over with my car
I thought it was 18 years of child support payments...
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      02-23-2011, 07:32 PM   #49
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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby?























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I dont run white babys over with my car
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      02-23-2011, 07:33 PM   #50
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Make off color joke. wait for quote. delete.

Thats how I play my friend.
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      02-23-2011, 07:33 PM   #51
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Whats the difference between a gay black guy and bav?
about 6 to 7 more inches of cock slowly decreasing in distance, followed by increases in distance, rinse, lather, repeat?
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      02-23-2011, 07:34 PM   #52
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gay black dudes don't put fappin honkies in their sigs
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      02-23-2011, 07:34 PM   #53
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      02-23-2011, 07:38 PM   #54
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oh god this thread.... what have i done?
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      02-23-2011, 07:39 PM   #55
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a fat chick
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      02-23-2011, 07:42 PM   #56
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      02-23-2011, 07:49 PM   #57
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I'm surprised the pen didn't poke through the paper, I'm sure her hand weighs at least 40 lbs
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      02-23-2011, 08:22 PM   #58
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I'm surprised the pen didn't poke through the paper, I'm sure her hand weighs at least 40 lbs
hahaha. who said that was the first draft?
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      02-23-2011, 08:25 PM   #59
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      02-23-2011, 08:41 PM   #60
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      02-23-2011, 08:46 PM   #61
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You guys are real comedians you know that?
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      02-23-2011, 09:00 PM   #62
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I'm also surprised there isn't a giant foot mark on the paper, you know she couldn't bend over and push it under with her hand.
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      02-23-2011, 09:14 PM   #63
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Does it smell of bacon grease? I bet if you hold it up to the light it'll look like a watermarked bill
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      02-23-2011, 09:17 PM   #64
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close enough...
excuse valid, but your post still made me gag

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he's a bagel, actually.
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lol man.. .the zingers from you today!
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bwahahahahahaha



lol man.. .the zingers from you today!
was it the diet coke that took it too far?
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      02-23-2011, 09:59 PM   #66
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one of my roomates took it... as it is no longer on the floor where it was.
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