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      03-23-2011, 11:53 PM   #45
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You have too much time on your hands besides J-Lo is a freakin 40 something or other dope.I guess the American Idol crap soured me.
Not Jay Lo. Jay Lo's as in Angel Eyes
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Don't know if this will be moved, but im home and bored because its snowing out here in CT and when im bored, i get really creative. I just figured out a new name for the infamous Angel Eyes...... Jay Lo's as in Jennifer Lopez. She starred in a movie called Angel Eyes and i am thinking this should be it. Listen to this quote by myself. "Yea dude, just slapped some rims and a new exhaust on my car, all i need is some Jay Lo's and im ready for the summer"! What do u think?
oh my god OP, wow

such a good idea














seriously, i'm shocked you even posted this..........now slap yourself for being a tard.
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Oh god now it's in OT. This will be interesting...
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You have too much time on your hands besides J-Lo is a freakin 40 something or other dope.I guess the American Idol crap soured me.
What's wrong with 40 something? You can't beat experience.
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      03-23-2011, 11:58 PM   #49
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What's wrong with 40 something? You can't beat experience.
there were a couple of episodes this year that I watched where I was shocked how good she looked. Others, not as good but still would throw the GF out of the bed for a roll w that ass!

sorry baby if your reading this


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      03-23-2011, 11:59 PM   #50
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wow a j lo thread with out pics of j lo. wtf.
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Oh god now it's in OT. This will be interesting...
where did it start? Jersey Shore sub-forum?
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where did it start? Jersey Shore sub-forum?
It started in the general section... surprise surprise.
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It started in the general section... surprise surprise.
i'm surprised you were able to reply twice on the same page given your blazing fast ISP
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      03-24-2011, 12:08 AM   #55
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OP prefers Mario Lopez
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[QUOTE=Sniz;9200444]oh my god OP, wow

such a good idea


My post was moved, im being subject to mockery and derision for my creativity, so all of u guys who are negative towards the Jay Lo metaphor, i leave u with this quote from the venerable Ralph Waldo Emerson. "Genius always finds itself a century too early."
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oh my god OP, wow

such a good idea


My post was moved, im being killed for my creativity, so all of u guys who are negative towards the Jay Lo metaphor, i leave u with this quote from the venerable Ralph Waldo Emerson. "Genius always finds itself a century too early."
oh jesus, where in connecticut are you? I need to know so i can avoid going there... ever
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Great fread! Would read again... A+++++++++++++++++
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Mods thoughts prior to move to OT visualized:

seriously burst out laughing and woke a suite mate up. thank you.
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I remember this one time when I wanted to make a thread similar to this one. I came up with an idea to name the headlight of a BMW but the idea just wasnt good enough for a thread. So I contemplated it for a long time and just couldnt decide if it was worth it. i then consulted some friends and asked their opinion. I then decided to make the thread when a couple of guys who were up to no good started making trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one lil fight and my mom got scared,And said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I Begged and pleaded with her day after day, But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way. She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my walkman on and said I might as well kick it.
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I remember this one time when I wanted to make a thread similar to this one. I came up with an idea to name the headlight of a BMW but the idea just wasnt good enough for a thread. So I contemplated it for a long time and just couldnt decide if it was worth it. i then consulted some friends and asked their opinion. I then decided to make the thread when a couple of guys who were up to no good started making trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one lil fight and my mom got scared,And said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I Begged and pleaded with her day after day, But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way. She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my walkman on and said I might as well kick it.
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I remember this one time when I wanted to make a thread similar to this one. I came up with an idea to name the headlight of a BMW but the idea just wasnt good enough for a thread. So I contemplated it for a long time and just couldnt decide if it was worth it. i then consulted some friends and asked their opinion. I then decided to make the thread when a couple of guys who were up to no good started making trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one lil fight and my mom got scared,And said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I Begged and pleaded with her day after day, But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way. She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my walkman on and said I might as well kick it.
I remember this one time, at band camp...
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op should stop thinking


collin you fail to bring the lulz
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What the fuck? That's like a chipmunk an airbrushed ab line and surgically attached balloons.

Eh, who am I kidding. I'd still smash.
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