[BMWinNorthdakota]

Originally Posted by JayKay335i

Unfortunately. But its a free dinner so I cant complain.

I think Im hitting up some bar later with a lady.

How bout you?

I dont feel obligated to go out and mingle now that Im tied up.

My life feels complete.

In all honesty, going out was never fun around here. Every bish that is semi attractive thinks they are VS material. I attribute this to the fact that most of them grew up in a town of no more than a couple thousand. Their high schools usually consisted of a buncha hicks humping their legs for the duration. At the same time their dadies (usually really wealthy farmers) bought them anything they wanted.....anddd denn, carrying their narrow ass perspective on life, they come to the "Big city" (Fargo), which is really a shit stain of a city at a 100k, with that same mindset. and dennnn not every dude wants to put their p in their v... For the most part, this incident is the first time when they havent got what they wanted. Results=a bunch of bat shit crazy semi attractive females running around trying to impress you.


Plus, who the fuck wants to party with a bunch hicks who would rather jerk off to a picture of a 9870 John Deere over Doug's fap thread???

Fuck that shit.

Originally Posted by JayKay335i

We'd invite you but apparently youve been in the kitchen all day getting meat stuffed in your mouth

Originally Posted by ferrari355fi

You'd only invite me because you want me to pay for everything

hOt aNd BoThErEd?!?!

[nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn]

Originally Posted by BMWinNorthdakota

I dont feel obligated to go out and mingle now that Im tied up.

My life feels complete.

In all honesty, going out was never fun around here. Every bish that is semi attractive thinks they are VS material. I attribute this to the fact that most of them grew up in a town of no more than a couple thousand. Their high schools usually consisted of a buncha hicks humping their legs for the duration. At the same time their dadies (usually really wealthy farmers) bought them anything they wanted.....anddd denn, carrying their narrow ass perspective on life, they come to the "Big city" (Fargo), which is really a shit stain of a city at a 100k, with that same mindset. and dennnn not every dude wants to put their p in their v... For the most part, this incident is the first time when they havent got what they wanted. Results=a bunch of bat shit crazy semi attractive females running around trying to impress you.


Plus, who the fuck wants to party with a bunch hicks who would rather jerk off to a picture of a 9870 John Deere over Doug's fap thread???

Fuck that shit.





hOt aNd BoThErEd?!?!

then those same chicks move to LA and try to become movie starts, only to end up as waitresses. Tell them you are a producer and they are all over your dick.

[VinnieAces]

kick coulda used a lil more hip twist and a lot more foot twist on the ground, Muay Thai FTW!!

[san~man]

Weak kick, didn't even turn the hips around

[JayKay335i]

Girls like that are fantastic though. You just mindfuck them and make them feel worthless. Then get to PIITB.

[M3ltdown]

yeah... weak kick. the dude was already hurting from the sucker punch. he could've just pushed him over for the same effect.

[ideliver]

Originally Posted by Sniz

dude was out on his feet.

yep...concussion too

[dziqsek]

Originally Posted by ferrari355fi

They are trying to compensate for poland getting steamrolled by the germans.

Forward condolences to the parents for upbringing such a moron.

[koreez88]