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      04-14-2011, 11:50 AM   #45
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It's official, Wakka has bad taste!
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you wanna see ugly...?



Check the bitch on the far right of this picture.


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wtf I am supposed to be tagged the worst poster....


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No girls over 115lbs
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That girl... IMHO is about a 3/10 as mentioned.... if she was 5'8" and 125lbs than that mightttt work :P
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you wanna see ugly...?



Check the bitch on the far right of this picture.


(yes everyone is beyond fucked up)
Dude on the right is hover handing her... Afraid to touch the beast.
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115 lbs? You guys like crack fiends? Nice.
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True that.

That girl... IMHO is about a 3/10 as mentioned.... if she was 5'8" and 125lbs than that mightttt work :P
errr



Girl on left is like 90 pounds.... used to fuck her like a year back... couldnt do it anymore. she has a fucking scary face/head.

And 0 curves. bitch couldnt even eat half a bagel, she had a problem
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Like I said, you guys who like your chicks 115 lbs are into the feenz.


I remember that picture Wakka. Very scary indeed.
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Check the bitch on the far right of this picture.


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Shes got legit buschemieyes
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Girl on left is like 90 pounds.... used to fuck her like a year back... couldnt do it anymore. she has a fucking scary face/head.

And 0 curves. bitch couldnt even eat half a bagel, she had a problem
I'd smash on the girl next to you.
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Like I said, you guys who like your chicks 115 lbs are into the feenz.


I remember that picture Wakka. Very scary indeed.
My theory is they ain't packing heat, PERIOD!
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I once had sex with a girl, and didn't call her again
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Its ok. You're old now. At least youve got that going for you.
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I'd smash on the girl next to you.
I did smash the girl next to me. But if the first girl wasnt in your guys' weight class i cant possibly see how this one is. However, her boobs were fucking amazing, and she had a great booty.



Thats her, and our local jersey shore agent, vincent.

ive got noodz of her that would blow your minds
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Not a fan of the brownie wakka
Spanish, i was a fan
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