What’s the craziest thing you've done in your BMW?

Lucky1 · 08-30-2018, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by aozer

Totaled my 10 month old car on a curb

Ouch.

itsTwigs · 09-04-2018, 10:08 AM

Once... I drove the speed limit.

trangctv · 09-05-2018, 11:38 PM

shaving while driving — yes, shaving her legs while on the road. @@

PlexFD · 09-07-2018, 12:26 AM

Borrowed a friends E39, had sex in the back seat at an airport, then on the hood / trunk...

Told my buddy and he said I was lucky I didn't look in the backseat with a blacklight before I did that...

///M Power-Belgium · 09-07-2018, 03:46 AM

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Originally Posted by PlexFD

Borrowed a friends E39, had sex in the back seat at an airport, then on the hood / trunk...

Told my buddy and he said I was lucky I didn't look in the backseat with a blacklight before I did that...

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bucketfoot · 09-10-2018, 11:28 AM

Some people would call tracking an X1 crazy. I certainly get plenty of funny looks and comments

kyrix1st · 10-05-2018, 08:12 PM

300km/h.

x5mannn · 10-10-2018, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by William

This is just a small game I came up with while reading other posts. Its common sense what not to talk about and of course obey the rules as well.

Well up to date the wildest thing i've done so far is drifting into an ally and coming out with no damage woot >:]

LOL even if its going over 1 mph over the speed limit I guess that counts... but come on live a little you have a BMW!

Driving up an icy hill in a snowstorm passing stuck jeeps

lsturbointeg · 10-10-2018, 02:47 PM

I'm gonna have to say I ate a burrito hoping not to have any of the condiments fall out of it

G35POPPEDMYCHERRY · 10-10-2018, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by lsturbointeg

I'm gonna have to say I ate a burrito hoping not to have any of the condiments fall out of it

ate a cheesy gordita crunch one night high af. found a few cheddar shreds on the leather next morning

StatenEye · 10-16-2018, 10:09 AM

Ran from the cops on numerous occasions when younger but one time I was caught red handed . I passed the cop speeding on the highway, he has facing the opposite direction between the north and south highways in the grass, I assumed I was nabbed so I sped to the exit ramp about a half mile up, going a little over 100 mph, made the first left, went under an over pass but got stuck at a red light... I tried to run the light but he caught me in the intersection. I wasn't arrested but he gave me numerous tickets, which would have suspended my license. Fortunately I was able to get the tickets squashed, back when they were still written tickets in NY. I was 21-22 at the time, i saw the pain in his face for me.

I'm a lot more chill now.

ScottAndrew · 10-17-2018, 07:26 AM

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Originally Posted by x5mannn

Driving up an icy hill in a snowstorm passing stuck jeeps

BTDT. On summer tyres, Continental PremiumContacts, up Hammers Lane in north London following a slithering Range Rover. A few moments here and there, but no problems with plenty of looking ahead, no stamping at the gas pedal like others do, making use of momentum and trying to avoid slowdown through anticipation.

Another crazy-ass thing I did in my BMW the other day was drive normally and with the flow of traffic from A to B.

Maynard · 10-19-2018, 02:52 PM

Wildest, if not most dangerous, has been at Watkins Glen - going through turn 10 w/o braking, or burning down the last of my brake pads on my first solo session are probably the highlights. Or getting passed at 120mph by an E30 that looked like a parts car....

bmweston · 10-19-2018, 11:19 PM

Be me with my first BMW. Horsing around in a parking lot in the winter getting it as fast as I could and yanking the hand brake. On the way out the exit is a sharp left. I floored it and tried to drift the corner. Instead I launched the car up a snowbank and came within a foot of a tree. Managed to back off the snowbank and drive away unscathed. Don't be me.

tsm007 · 11-01-2018, 02:45 PM

-NYC to Boston 2 hours 45 minutes.
-NYC to Chicago 12 hours.
-8 tickets in one stop courtesy of Port Authority of NJ/NY.
-130+mph while passing an Ohio State Trooper.

DanG · 11-01-2018, 04:23 PM

Running the M at The Ridge. The track is wild with uphill blind corners.

Big Tuna · 11-01-2018, 06:31 PM

Anal.

Cavpilot2k · 11-02-2018, 12:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Big Tuna

Anal.

Waaaaaay too risky in the car...

Cavpilot2k · 11-02-2018, 12:28 AM

140 on The Mass Pike around Newton in my 135.
With the windows down and the moonroof open.

A little piece of paper, probably a receipt for something, went briefly airborne in the cockpit and hovered between me and my passenger.
Then it simply disappeared.
It's amazing how quickly unsecured rubbish disappears at 140 mph.

paul223 · 11-04-2018, 02:57 PM

157mph, I have used back seat for several hot dates.

MarkDemma · 11-04-2018, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Its.jamesharris

Once... I drove the speed limit.

Shocking. I'll do you one better -

I brought home a trunk (boot) full of groceries.

matters1776 · 11-06-2018, 02:44 PM

I just left the dealer with my new X5, but since I am not used to the sensitivity of the heavy horsepower that underlies the gas pedal, when I turned my first corner with the car, I peeled out accidentally, and some nice African american lady screamed at me while she was walking her dog because I freaked her out

Total accident.

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PlexFD New Member 9 Rep 11 Posts Drives: X5 50i, FD RX7, S30 240z Join Date: Aug 2018 Location: Mary Esther, FL iTrader: (0)	Borrowed a friends E39, had sex in the back seat at an airport, then on the hood / trunk... Told my buddy and he said I was lucky I didn't look in the backseat with a blacklight before I did that...
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09-10-2018, 11:28 AM	#50
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StatenEye Banned 551 Rep 2,821 Posts Drives: X5M F85 Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: SI NY iTrader: (4) Garage List 2016 BMW X5M [0.00] 2011 BMW X5M [9.00]	Ran from the cops on numerous occasions when younger but one time I was caught red handed . I passed the cop speeding on the highway, he has facing the opposite direction between the north and south highways in the grass, I assumed I was nabbed so I sped to the exit ramp about a half mile up, going a little over 100 mph, made the first left, went under an over pass but got stuck at a red light... I tried to run the light but he caught me in the intersection. I wasn't arrested but he gave me numerous tickets, which would have suspended my license. Fortunately I was able to get the tickets squashed, back when they were still written tickets in NY. I was 21-22 at the time, i saw the pain in his face for me. I'm a lot more chill now.
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Maynard Colonel 4320 Rep 2,981 Posts Drives: 228iX & M2C Join Date: Mar 2016 Location: Upstate NY iTrader: (1)	Wildest, if not most dangerous, has been at Watkins Glen - going through turn 10 w/o braking, or burning down the last of my brake pads on my first solo session are probably the highlights. Or getting passed at 120mph by an E30 that looked like a parts car....
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bmweston Private 54 Rep 62 Posts Drives: 2018 BMW 340i M Performance Join Date: Oct 2018 Location: Ontario iTrader: (0)	Be me with my first BMW. Horsing around in a parking lot in the winter getting it as fast as I could and yanking the hand brake. On the way out the exit is a sharp left. I floored it and tried to drift the corner. Instead I launched the car up a snowbank and came within a foot of a tree. Managed to back off the snowbank and drive away unscathed. Don't be me.
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Cavpilot2k Chief Warrant Officer 1028 Rep 1,638 Posts Drives: like a damn lunatic Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: Boston iTrader: (0)	140 on The Mass Pike around Newton in my 135. With the windows down and the moonroof open. A little piece of paper, probably a receipt for something, went briefly airborne in the cockpit and hovered between me and my passenger. Then it simply disappeared. It's amazing how quickly unsecured rubbish disappears at 140 mph. __________________ "Prius" is Latin for Eunuch. "Hrothgar": 2012 135i: 6MT M-Sport, BSM/Blk; Nav, Premium, Convenience, HK Dinan Stage 2 +PPK /// BMW PE /// VRSF CP /// K&N /// Koni Sports /// RSFB Inserts /// MPS4S 225/255 /// Other Stuff
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11-04-2018, 02:57 PM	#64
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matters1776 Registered 2 Rep 2 Posts Drives: 2013 BMW X5 Join Date: Nov 2018 Location: Northridge iTrader: (0)	leaving the dealer and then... I just left the dealer with my new X5, but since I am not used to the sensitivity of the heavy horsepower that underlies the gas pedal, when I turned my first corner with the car, I peeled out accidentally, and some nice African american lady screamed at me while she was walking her dog because I freaked her out Total accident.
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