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      01-22-2013, 10:17 PM   #45
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I feel so bad i was having lunch with a friend, he's in his mid 30's like me has two kids.
One is a few months old and the other is maybe two?
The man hasn't sleept in I would say 3 years. He looks like he's going to die at any moment.
And it's just common decency to not start the conversation off with "So I was having sex with this one girl and thinking yeah her ass is nice but.....she works at the gap....wait why are you angry...why are you picking up a knife...."
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      01-22-2013, 10:27 PM   #46
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this thread reminds me the mail brides post
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Shah is a troll.
Starting to see that now...
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      01-22-2013, 10:44 PM   #48
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this thread reminds me the mail brides post
Hey don't laugh the two white guys who did it appear to be doing well.
And the Arab/Persian/Paki/Indian guys i know who did the same using the more traditional method....same.
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      01-22-2013, 10:55 PM   #49
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you're a nasty fucking bald dude with bitch tits that takes pictures with vacuum cleaners like you're some goddamn fatty homo-maid.

get a goddamn life already......
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      01-23-2013, 01:50 AM   #50
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arent you a badass...
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      01-23-2013, 09:32 AM   #51
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Need more interesting stuff in this thread. It's getting a bit dull...

Litos needs to come back here and post more.
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      01-23-2013, 09:41 AM   #52
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I feel so bad i was having lunch with a friend, he's in his mid 30's like me has two kids.
One is a few months old and the other is maybe two?
The man hasn't sleept in I would say 3 years. He looks like he's going to die at any moment.
And it's just common decency to not start the conversation off with "So I was having sex with this one girl and thinking yeah her ass is nice but.....she works at the gap....wait why are you angry...why are you picking up a knife...."
Why do you care where a woman works? If you met a nice girl (unlikely, I know) who you really hit it off with but she found out you were a boring engineer and cut it off with you - wouldn't you think she was a raging c**t? I just don't understand why someone who seems so desperate for companionship would cut ties with a girl based on her career choice alone. You're thinking like a pre-teen girl looking for her prince. You're a man, act like one.

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This was enough to get me back on here for the first time in half a year.... continue.
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awesome avatar. you're in good shape.
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Why do you care where a woman works? If you met a nice girl (unlikely, I know) who you really hit it off with but she found out you were a boring engineer and cut it off with you - wouldn't you think she was a raging c**t? I just don't understand why someone who seems so desperate for companionship would cut ties with a girl based on her career choice alone. You're thinking like a pre-teen girl looking for her prince. You're a man, act like one.

this guy gets it.......

first of all, he’s an engineer – you take away 30% of what a normal person would call common sense.

I work with a metric ton of engineers and some of them are isolated mid 30 year old shitbirds that laugh at jokes that ain’t funny and wear a wireless ear piece because they think it’s cool.

they wear white socks with black shoes and their pants are 3” too short.

most women his age wouldn’t touch him with their worst enemy’s vagina because of the following:

(1) he’s in his mid 30’s and is divorced
(2) he’s bald and looks like the retarded version of the guy from The Fantastic Four
(3) by dissecting his posts, he seems to lack any sense of how relationships work
(4) his condo is a grease fire of a place and he’s brutally in debt – what educated and financially stable woman wants to risk jumping into a relationship with Mr. Bald Bitch Tits that is $100K in debt !??!
(5) he’s looking for a woman that exists, but that woman is already with someone that wouldn’t be caught dead in a relationship with him
(6) odds are that we’ll be here next year, or in two years, talking about how he hasn’t found anyone and that his new BFF is some gay dude he met on some random dating site.

He is clearly bitter and selfish, but he posts online pretending that he is the biggest catch in the northeast.

………..when in all actuality, he’s a gross fatty-divorced-has-been with no hair, $100K debt and the personality of a wet sock……
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Litos gonna to teach Shah to be a man.. bring the costume, and some lube
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      01-23-2013, 11:19 AM   #58
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      01-23-2013, 11:19 AM   #59
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That escalated quickly. What's the deal with litos and shah? How do you know so much about this dude? Seems like you're stalking him. Either way, Shah seems likes he's a dude that can take a lot of trash talk so I guess keep up the good work.
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All I know is that there was a reason shah was put on a little temporary forum vacation in the past... I'm sure it had something to do with trolling.
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      01-23-2013, 11:27 AM   #61
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      01-23-2013, 12:02 PM   #63
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What's the deal with litos and shah? How do you know so much about this dude?
all the information i get is from reading the garbage that he posts.

over his last 8 threads, he pretty much posts the same shit - it's all repetetive.

if this was facebook or instagram, he would have the following tags:

#gays
#single friends
#bald
#i can't find an educate woman
#i wish my life was better
#i wish i wasn't $100K upside down on my condo
#i'm bitter of my divorce
#skydiving
#i hate fat women

everything want to know *or don't care to know* about him is in his posts.....

this stuff doesn't make itself up.......
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      01-23-2013, 12:07 PM   #65
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^^^^^^ dat hairy belly, y'all !!!!
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Litos pretty much summed it up. shah has been using OT as if it were his shrink. Problem is, bimmerpost doesn't prescribe meds...
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