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      06-24-2011, 11:52 AM   #727
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Bud inspires me to focus and work hard. I cant explain it really, I just have full control of the high. I choose how i want to meditate, either to focus for class, focus for work, or to relax afterwards, or to ease physical/muscle pain. I can dictate how i want my high to effect me. this is reffered to as being able to "hold a meditation". Once you can unlock the power of weed and have it under your full command, it becomes your bitch for life. Its all about your mentality really. God i never attended a single class sober after the 6th grade ahahahahahahahahahahahah ohh my god this is the truth.
This is how I am now. For years I walked around stoned all the time, but I'd get so high that I was just a typical stoner. I took a break and came back to it with more mature eyes a year or so later and I've been smoking since. Now I know how much to smoke in a given situation and I do everything high again, except now I've got a clear head.

I'm able to totally chill out with a joint and relax at home while doing some work, or smoke a bowl and go have an explosive workout. It's nice having control over it,
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I'm able to totally chill out with a joint and relax at home while doing some work, or smoke a bowl and go have an explosive workout. It's nice having control over it,
The only sad part of having such control is that its hard to get high. when i say high, im talking about smile locked down on the face, giggling for no apparent reason. I really miss those days, but your damn right, having control over it is the greatest part of it. Once you can master the weed, you really can just do everything better, or at least its more pleasurable.


especially when your plowing the pussy... when im ripped i just keep going and going, turn into rapist mode, chokin' a bitch multiple times. It helps you hold down that nut that seems to be getting away too quickly. fuck yeah, i love my herb.
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The only sad part of having such control is that its hard to get high. when i say high, im talking about smile locked down on the face, giggling for no apparent reason. I really miss those days, but your damn right, having control over it is the greatest part of it. Once you can master the weed, you really can just do everything better, or at least its more pleasurable.


especially when your plowing the pussy... when im ripped i just keep going and going, turn into rapist mode, chokin' a bitch multiple times. It helps you hold down that nut that seems to be getting away too quickly. fuck yeah, i love my herb.
amen brotha. i gotta be in a heavy sesh with my buds (heh, pun not intended) to really feel the effects. otherwise it's just smooth sailing for me. i can't believe you go through a quarter a day though.
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amen brotha. i gotta be in a heavy sesh with my buds (heh, pun not intended) to really feel the effects. otherwise it's just smooth sailing for me. i can't believe you go through a quarter a day though.
Its hard to even smoke a quarter a day lol i feel like im cutting back ahahahah. If i was back home, id do a quarter pound a week lol.. but thats because the quarter pound only cost me 500 back home, so i had it realllly nice. I would buy weed by the "cakes", not the bags.

But i couldnt pick words better than "smooth sailing" thats how i usually explain it!!! nice
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ima rollz one up ASAP. just finished a buffalo chicken wrap aint gotta worry about munchies for a while
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Its hard to even smoke a quarter a day lol i feel like im cutting back ahahahah. If i was back home, id do a quarter pound a week lol.. but thats because the quarter pound only cost me 500 back home, so i had it realllly nice. I would buy weed by the "cakes", not the bags.

But i couldnt pick words better than "smooth sailing" thats how i usually explain it!!! nice
Yeah, you just cruise along. Even though we're not doing anything hard, a scene in pulp fiction comes to mind. you know where john travolta just shot up and is cruising in his malibu.

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bout to go out for lunch, but not sure what i'll have. thai, chinese, korean, indian? decisions decisions *sigh*
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Yeah, you just cruise along. Even though we're not doing anything hard, a scene in pulp fiction comes to mind. you know where john travolta just shot up and is cruising in his malibu.
I get that feeling when im sparking up in my m3 at night with no cars on the road. crack the sunroof, feel the breeze brushing my head, bumpin' the premium sound as loud as it possibly can go, and cruise control is on so no footwork necessary. Yes, living the good life.... until i get off the exit and come home to the ghetto. *sighs* I'll miss this when i move back to the city.
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bout to go out for lunch, but not sure what i'll have. thai, chinese, korean, indian? decisions decisions *sigh*
INDIAN! appetizer: shish kebab (beef kebab, sprinkle a little lemon on top of it and its flavors come alive), main course: chiken tikka masala + garlic nan FTMFW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I get that feeling when im sparking up in my m3 at night with no cars on the road. crack the sunroof, feel the breeze brushing my head, bumpin' the premium sound as loud as it possibly can go, and cruise control is on so no footwork necessary. Yes, living the good life.... until i get off the exit and come home to the ghetto. *sighs* I'll miss this when i move back to the city.
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INDIAN! appetizer: shish kebab (beef kebab, sprinkle a little lemon on top of it and its flavors come alive), main course: chiken tikka masala + garlic nan FTMFW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that sound so appetizing. i may check out the indian restaurant around the area. tried another indian spot 2 weeks back for lunch buffet and i think they tried to serve us leftover nan from another table. uber fail.
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that sound so appetizing. i may check out the indian restaurant around the area. tried another indian spot 2 weeks back for lunch buffet and i think they tried to serve us leftover nan from another table. uber fail.
I eat indian food at least once every 2 weeks, since I was born. I have never, not once, had indian food at a buffet. I hope you will always remember this, always order your food. I have always had the same meal too, which is what i listed above. I never order anything different, stick to what you know and you wont be disappointed. If i feel like trying anything, ill taste what my friend is eating, and will only order food based upon personal recommendations. good luck

If you dont want the chicken to be in a bowl of delicious masala sauce, just get chiken tikka. Butter chicken is also fucking delicious.
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I eat indian food at least once every 2 weeks, since I was born. I have never, not once, had indian food at a buffet. I hope you will always remember this, always order your food. I have always had the same meal too, which is what i listed above. I never order anything different, stick to what you know and you wont be disappointed. If i feel like trying anything, ill taste what my friend is eating, and will only order food based upon personal recommendations. good luck
i love food, a bit too much actually. i'm open to trying a lot of different things and places, but i have a level of expectation; that indian place clearly didn't meet it. as much as i like to eat my favorite foods, i love trying new things because you don't know when you might find a new favorite food.
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as much as i like to eat my favorite foods, i love trying new things because you don't know when you might find a new favorite food.
Me too, but the worst feeling in the world is to get a hot plate put infront of you, you take a bite, and your like omgwtf this is nasty *drops fork* what am i going to do now.

yeahh, food itself is an art lol. once you know what foods kick your tastebuds your safe to pretty much order anything off a random menu without any recommendations to make a good choice. but you sound like youve got a PhD in foodology as well, so im not worried.
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but when I got home I would get high knowing I have homework, and say fuck it ill do it later. Later meant never
This happened to me and math always. I would say to myself "math homework? lol ill pass the exam fuck the homework"... that was the only thing holding back a 4.0 flat. fuck.
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Me too, but the worst feeling in the world is to get a hot plate put infront of you, you take a bite, and your like omgwtf this is nasty *drops fork* what am i going to do now.

yeahh, food itself is an art lol. once you know what foods kick your tastebuds your safe to pretty much order anything off a random menu without any recommendations to make a good choice. but you sound like youve got a PhD in foodology as well, so im not worried.
i straight up think "owned" in my head when that happens.

ended having korean for lunch today. bulgogi lunch box. indian restaurant wasn't open ;( they put a sign up saying they're closed for remodeling, but there was another paper taped there asking for them to pay rent. so who knows.
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i straight up think "owned" in my head when that happens.

ended having korean for lunch today. bulgogi lunch box. indian restaurant wasn't open ;( they put a sign up saying they're closed for remodeling, but there was another paper taped there asking for them to pay rent. so who knows.
ehh, if they cant pay their rent then you may not want to go back there.... find a hole in the wall spot where you see all the taxi cabs parked outside of. this is a guaranteed win. OR ask a bunch of brown people where they like to eat indian food.
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