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      03-08-2022, 03:58 PM   #7503
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He's a martial artist. He can take it.
Then maybe he'll block it and take her down. She may be too quick for him, though.
That might turn into a lil' bit of fun. Win-win! Lol!
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      03-08-2022, 03:59 PM   #7504
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At this rate he isn't allowed to book anything ever again. He got 2 tries & 2 strikes. I'm not letting him go for a 3rd. I really want to go to Greece so I'm gonna handle that.

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We were going to Belize for our friends 40th birthday. We were flying out towards the end of the month. We get to the airport and they couldn't pull up our reservation. The guy sends us to the counter and bozo had booked the flights for a month later. He said the calendar moved forward a month: I could have shanked him right at the AA desk. Luckily, the agent (Mr. New Orleans is his nickname) was cool as shit. He got us on a flight later that day and we made it. While we were standing there a girl had done the same thing & because she booked through a 3rd part the AA agent told her she had to call them.
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      03-08-2022, 04:00 PM   #7505
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He's a martial artist. He can take it.
Then maybe he'll block it and take her down. She may be too quick for him, though.
A swift kick to the satchel will have him down for the count
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      03-08-2022, 04:10 PM   #7506
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Punches leave marks/bruising/trauma to the hands. Chops are less likely to do so. Plausible deniability. Lol!
Hmm. You sound guilty AF.
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      03-08-2022, 04:12 PM   #7507
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      03-08-2022, 04:12 PM   #7508
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Punches leave marks/bruising/trauma to the hands. Chops are less likely to do so. Plausible deniability. Lol!
Hmm. You sound guilty AF.
Lol! I like to preserve my hands. Punches are the quickest way to being injured on duty.
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A swift kick to the satchel will have him down for the count
She said satchel.
He might kick you in the hot pocket.
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Ouch! Will he live?
For sure, if you use the Capoeira technique, he'll only feel a slight tickle. Oh, don't forget to turn on some music beforehand (sorry, Sedan_Clan, couldn't resist).
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      03-08-2022, 04:28 PM   #7511
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Ouch! Will he live?
For sure, if you use the Capoeira technique, he'll only feel a slight tickle. Oh, don't forget to turn on some music beforehand (sorry, Sedan_Clan, couldn't resist).


I confess that I love a good tickle.
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She said satchel.
He might kick you in the hot pocket.
Mmmm, LOVE eating hot pockets, so tasty, so good.










(Get your mind outta the gutter, Tim! LOL)
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Mmmm, LOVE eating hot pockets, so tasty, so good.


(Get your mind outta the gutter, Tim! LOL)
Damn. That's a beefy looking "pocket" right there. Looks a bit.... messy.
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I confess that I love a good tickle.
You guys thought he just liked to dust his plants. It turns out that duster is for dual purposes
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I confess that I love a good tickle.
You guys thought he just liked to dust his plants. It turns out that duster is for dual purposes


Oh she's gooooooood!
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You guys thought he just liked to dust his plants. It turns out that duster is for dual purposes
Oh we know ALL about Sedan's tools or as we once talked about, "apparatus". Say, what would be the plural form of that word? Lol.

Apparatuses? Sounds like a damn disease.
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You guys thought he just liked to dust his plants. It turns out that duster is for dual purposes
Oh we know ALL about Sedan's tools or as we once talked about, "apparatus". Say, what would be the plural form of that word? Lol.
Apparatuses?

Oh, I see you added this word to your post.

Yep, think that's it.
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It's like I walked into a bar to eavesdrop on a bunch of drunks lol. Carry on
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It's like I walked into a bar to eavesdrop on a bunch of drunks lol. Carry on
What can I say? We aim to please.
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It's like I walked into a bar to eavesdrop on a bunch of drunks lol. Carry on
What can I say? We aim to please.
That's what she said. Oh wait, that IS what she said.
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What can I say? We aim to please.
Either that or we're bored as hell people wanting to discuss Sedan's fetish. Lol. He seemed to like the duster talk.
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It's like I walked into a bar to eavesdrop on a bunch of drunks lol. Carry on
Same shit, different day.
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I confess that I love a good tickle.
STOP. TMI, dude, TMI.
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STOP. TMI, dude, TMI.
Yeah he likes to have his satchel tickled.
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