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      01-19-2017, 03:44 PM   #749
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      01-19-2017, 05:41 PM   #750
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I was in Juarez Mexico and saw a stripper smoke a cig in her vag. I also saw a guy get pulled up on stage, pantsed and girl started on him. Nothing was happening so she pushed him down and poured beer on his sausage and went back at it. Again nothing so she kicked him off the stage, pants around his ankles, crowd laughing, and he stepped off stage right on to my table. Beers went flying. He got his pants up and realized he'd been robbed.
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      01-20-2017, 02:42 PM   #751
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I was in Juarez Mexico and saw a stripper smoke a cig in her vag. I also saw a guy get pulled up on stage, pantsed and girl started on him. Nothing was happening so she pushed him down and poured beer on his sausage and went back at it. Again nothing so she kicked him off the stage, pants around his ankles, crowd laughing, and he stepped off stage right on to my table. Beers went flying. He got his pants up and realized he'd been robbed.

Yeah...With chicks we never know .
Would love to see her smoke gap with the cigar as well !

And maybe the beer on his dick was for to cool him down ...
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      01-20-2017, 04:33 PM   #753
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It's Friday and I am just mailing it in at work. Ready for the weekend.
Say hello to Monday.

I bought a woman of the evening for my young co worker in vegas. I warn him about keeping his stuff in site and or locked up in the room's safe and that you can't trust these people. He's like yeah yeah I know what to do. So I hire the girl and they go off. This is like 2am. At 4am I start getting calls from him so I turn my phone off. Then he calls the room and I leave it off the hook. I had to be back at the convention hall in like 5 hours and was in bad shape as it was.

So they next morning he is pounding at my door freaking out. Apparently the stripper played with him a bit and then said she lost the condom. He said a room key is in my wallet on the table go buy one at the store downstairs. Never saw her again. She also took his credit/debit cards including his dad's credit card(emergency backup I guess).

He told security and they moved his room so he would not get robbed by her pimp. He had to call his daddy at 4am saying a woman of the evening stole it. He never got to sleep that entire night all while getting robbed like a bitch and then had a horrible day at the show manning the booth because he was all messed up. I let him go crash at 2pm as I felt bad.

So now he owes me $400 for the woman of the evening because he fucked up. Had he just banged her like a good boi he would not owe me $$$.

Not seen a dime yet but we are traveling next week together and I will remind him of his debt.

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      01-23-2017, 02:32 PM   #755
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Say hello to Monday.

I bought a woman of the evening for my young co worker in vegas. I warn him about keeping his stuff in site and or locked up in the room's safe and that you can't trust these people. He's like yeah yeah I know what to do(he was a bit coked up). So I hire the girl and they go off. This is like 2am. At 4am I start getting calls from him so I turn my phone off. Then he calls the room and I leave it off the hook. I had to be back at the convention hall in like 5 hours and was in bad shape as it was.

So they next morning he is pounding at my door freaking out. Apparently the stripper played with him a bit and then said she lost the condom. He said a room key is in my wallet on the table go buy one at the store downstairs. Never saw her again. She also took his credit/debit cards including his dad's credit card(emergency backup I guess).

He told security and they moved his room so he would not get robbed by her pimp. He had to call his daddy at 4am saying a woman of the evening stole it. He never got to sleep that entire night all while getting robbed like a bitch and then had a horrible day at the show manning the booth because he was all messed up. I let him go crash at 2pm as I felt bad.

So now he owes me $400 for the woman of the evening because he fucked up. Had he just banged her like a good boi he would not owe me $$$.

Not seen a dime yet but we are traveling next week together and I will remind him of his debt.
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      01-23-2017, 04:15 PM   #756
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Why does he owe you 400 you mad he didn't get it in?
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      01-23-2017, 04:25 PM   #757
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Why does he owe you 400 you mad he didn't get it in?
Oh no, sorry I didn't mean to come off like a dick like that. I don't think I elaborated enough. He promised me he would pay me back as he squandered my money. I didn't even suggest it or bring it up, he did. Which is surprising given the ordeal which I kind of caused/put him through.

I'm not mad about it. If anything I feel sorry his 1st paid lady gave him no punnani and robbed him.

Hopefully he returns the favor later in his life to a young coworker of his.

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Ah okay makes sense.
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      01-23-2017, 07:23 PM   #759
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Not naming names, but a story in this thread just got real...

It's like my very own reality TV show where I am happy it's just on TV and not happening to anyone I know.
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      01-23-2017, 08:39 PM   #760
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Say hello to Monday.

I bought a woman of the evening for my young co worker in vegas. I warn him about keeping his stuff in site and or locked up in the room's safe and that you can't trust these people. He's like yeah yeah I know what to do(he was a bit coked up). So I hire the girl and they go off. This is like 2am. At 4am I start getting calls from him so I turn my phone off. Then he calls the room and I leave it off the hook. I had to be back at the convention hall in like 5 hours and was in bad shape as it was.

So they next morning he is pounding at my door freaking out. Apparently the stripper played with him a bit and then said she lost the condom. He said a room key is in my wallet on the table go buy one at the store downstairs. Never saw her again. She also took his credit/debit cards including his dad's credit card(emergency backup I guess).

He told security and they moved his room so he would not get robbed by her pimp. He had to call his daddy at 4am saying a woman of the evening stole it. He never got to sleep that entire night all while getting robbed like a bitch and then had a horrible day at the show manning the booth because he was all messed up. I let him go crash at 2pm as I felt bad.

So now he owes me $400 for the woman of the evening because he fucked up. Had he just banged her like a good boi he would not owe me $$$.

Not seen a dime yet but we are traveling next week together and I will remind him of his debt.
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      01-24-2017, 09:43 AM   #761
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Next time just go to the club and find a girl that only requires drinks and a good time. Probably would have been cheaper and less degrading to his ego.
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Next time just go to the club and find a girl that only requires drinks and a good time. Probably would have been cheaper and less degrading to his ego.
This was after 5 days in Vegas and he didn't get any. Maybe he just has no game? You think there would of be some chick drunk enough to make a bad decision.

I can find his linkedIn but that might be going over the line...I also don't think I can trust you fuckers not to message him and link this thread
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I've seen plenty of not traditionally good looking people / overweight people land hotties all the time, so if you're game is on point there is no excuse.
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I've seen plenty of not traditionally good looking people / overweight people land hotties all the time, so if you're game is on point there is no excuse.
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He changed his linkedIn and it's this super small pic. He's normal enough looking. So help me god if this gets back to him somehow.
I'll take "Who is Michael Kelly at Yaskawa-Solectria Solar" for $400, Bob.

BRB, sending message on LinkedIn.
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I'll take "Who is Michael Kelly at Yaskawa-Solectria Solar" for $400, Bob.

BRB, sending message on LinkedIn.
Nice try lol
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Good thing that image was removed. Google image search works in reverse too.
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Good thing that image was removed. Google image search works in reverse too.
I suspect that was today's life lesson.
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I suspect that was today's life lesson.
Canada you belong in the whore thread . I'm still waiting for your pics !
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I've seen plenty of not traditionally good looking people / overweight people land hotties all the time, so if you're game is on point there is no excuse.
Maybe they are photogenic.

One time there was some large guy in tacky clothes at the gift shop in Cosmo. He was trying to be all chatty with everyone there holding a box of condoms. He made a joke about it going to be a great night. A bit later, I see him trying to make out and get all touchy with this girl who was completely obliterated.

If someone wanted to sleep with me when I just met them, I am not sure I would want to sleep with them.

If I was a rich, a celebrity, or a gorgeous model, then maybe they would use me for my looks, fame, or money. However, my stats aren't anything to brag about. So I think I would feel like, "She doesn't have any standards so who won't she sleep with."
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