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      04-28-2022, 02:38 PM   #7789
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As far as I'm concerned, welcome, you're part of the group.
Just none of that group hugging shit, OK aguywalksintoabar ? You'll confuse some of our foreign members, they will think you might be a female, and the leg humping will never end.

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Just none of that group hugging shit, OK aguywalksintoabar ? You'll confuse some of our foreign members, they will think you might be a female, and the leg humping will never end.

Confession: I still kinda miss Belgie
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      04-28-2022, 02:55 PM   #7791
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      04-28-2022, 02:58 PM   #7792
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Yeah, lets hold off on the hugs. Unless you're of the female persuasion. Of course, some, like cmyx6go would probably feel just the opposite.

Instead of virtual hugs we can send virtual pizza.

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Yes, it was until I ran some sea foam through it and changed the oil with Amsoil.

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Yeah, lets hold off on the hugs. Unless you're of the female persuasion. Of course, some, like cmyx6go would probably feel just the opposite.

Instead of virtual hugs we can send virtual pizza.

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When are all of the out-of-stater's coming to Cali????
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      04-28-2022, 04:41 PM   #7797
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When are all of the out-of-stater's coming to Cali????
Are you a little shy of your quota this month?
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When are all of the out-of-stater's coming to Cali????
Are you a little shy of your quota this month?
Hahaha! I just want to see what all of these personalities are like in the flesh. You live two hours from me. You have zero excuse(s).
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Hahaha! I just want to see what all of these personalities are like in the flesh. You live two hours from me. You have zero excuse(s).
I TRIED to come down and DUI your 911 on the skid track. But, NOOO!!!!

You drive right by my house every time you cruise up to Santa Barbara. Santa Claus is counting when he sees you.
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      04-28-2022, 05:03 PM   #7800
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I TRIED to come down and DUI your 911 on the skid track. But, NOOO!!!!

You drive right by my house every time you cruise up to Santa Barbara. Santa Claus is counting when he sees you.
Seeing as how Sedan is perpetually on Santa's "naughty" list, this is unlikely to reform his behaviour.

Try leaving a trail of pizza slices instead. He'll be a Hansel to you the wicked witch. Just a shame he doesn't have a Gretel to bail him out. Goodbye Sedan, it was a pleasure knowing you. Don't forget to will that Porsche to Joekerr. He's counting on it. I've been led to understand it is the only way he's ever going to have one.
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I TRIED to come down and DUI your 911 on the skid track. But, NOOO!!!!

You drive right by my house every time you cruise up to Santa Barbara. Santa Claus is counting when he sees you.
Seeing as how Sedan is perpetually on Santa's "naughty" list, this is unlikely to reform his behaviour.

Try leaving a trail of pizza slices instead. He'll be a Hansel to you the wicked witch. Just a shame he doesn't have a Gretel to bail him out. Goodbye Sedan, it was a pleasure knowing you. Don't forget to will that Porsche to Joekerr. He's counting on it. I've been led to understand it is the only way he's ever going to have one.
Tell him it's his. I'll give the Corolla to UncleWede. All of my other valuables - including my various nudes - will go up for Bimmerpost "Confess thread" auction. If the nudes go missing before auction, look no further than cmyx6go and rebekahb.

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Tell him it's his. I'll give the Corolla to UncleWede. All of my other valuables - including my various nudes - will go up for Bimmerpost "Confess thread" auction.

He was momentarily ecstatic and then, proving the old adage "Beggars can't be choosers" wrong, became concerned as to the colour of the Porsche and whether it would be something he could pull off...he wished to know the colour chosen. He said you kept changing the configurator so often (everytime you got a paycheque he thinks) that he couldn't keep track of it....?


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If the nudes go missing before auction, look no further than cmyx6go and rebekahb.
Ahh, yes, I believe those two have indicated their love for chocolate in the past. And all this time I was imagining it was the confectionary, but I see now that I might have misunderstood what they were REALLY saying.

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Tell him it's his. I'll give the Corolla to UncleWede. All of my other valuables - including my various nudes - will go up for Bimmerpost "Confess thread" auction.

He was momentarily ecstatic and then, proving the old adage "Beggars can't be choosers" wrong, became concerned as to the colour of the Porsche and whether it would be something he could pull off...he wished to know the colour chosen. He said you kept changing the configurator so often (everytime you got a paycheque he thinks) that he couldn't keep track of it....?


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If the nudes go missing before auction, look no further than cmyx6go and rebekahb.
Ahh, yes, I believe those two have indicated their love for chocolate in the past. And all this time I was imagining it was the confectionary, but I see now that I might have misunderstood what they were REALLY saying.

This place is so enlightening.
Tell him she's a Chalk colored beauty. I get a chubb every time I open the garage; a lil' pre-ejac with every drive. He'll be more than satisfied.


P.S. They know chocolate is a woman's best friend.
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Tell him she's a Chalk colored beauty. I get a chubb every time I open the garage; a lil' pre-ejac with every drive. He'll be more than satisfied.


P.S. They know chocolate is a woman's best friend.
There was a bit of a 'pregnant pause' there after I conveyed that information, but 30 seconds later he confirmed that he was sated...satisfied, I mean.

He extends much gratitude.
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Tell him it's his. I'll give the Corolla to UncleWede. All of my other valuables - including my various nudes - will go up for Bimmerpost "Confess thread" auction. If the nudes go missing before auction, look no further than cmyx6go and rebekahb.

Hey! WTF happened here? Joekerr still gets stuff even though he’s not around anymore? Uncleweed and I are next in line for stuff!

Nudes, huh? Favorite Quote - I love me, who do you love?
Sedan.
I do have a soft spot for men in uniform. But me want the P car. Maybe some dark chocolate. Uncle is already getting the Corolla.
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Tell him it's his. I'll give the Corolla to UncleWede. All of my other valuables - including my various nudes - will go up for Bimmerpost "Confess thread" auction. If the nudes go missing before auction, look no further than cmyx6go and rebekahb.

Hey! WTF happened here? Joekerr still gets stuff even though he's not around anymore? Uncleweed and I are next in line for stuff!

Nudes, huh? Favorite Quote - I love me, who do you love?
Sedan.
I do have a soft spot for men in uniform. But me want the P car. Maybe some dark chocolate. Uncle is already getting the Corolla.
Dark chocolate in the P-Car perhaps……….?!! Dark chocolate…….in……the P-Car.

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Damn Corollas keep following me, and I've never even owned one

One is on its 4th family member, heading for 5th on my wife's family side. Somehow my safe deposit box supposedly has the title

And then, without even passing thru the Office of Stuff, I get a chocolate-smeared one???
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Dark chocolate in the P-Car perhaps……….?!! Dark chocolate…….in……the P-Car.

Sedan is just laying down the free lessons in Mediation / Arbitration here, it's wonderful. Everyone take note of the skillful way he kept both Laura and I satisfied.

I still get the P-car, he never took that away from me, so I'm satisfied, and Laura, well, I think its clear what she gets so that she's satisfied.

Everyone is happy. MK and Wede, get lost. Don't no one want to hear from you about Chief of Stuff...Joekerr transferred all his executive titles to me and I've staked claim to the P-car.
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Damn Corollas keep following me, and I've never even owned one

One is on its 4th family member, heading for 5th on my wife's family side. Somehow my safe deposit box supposedly has the title

And then, without even passing thru the Office of Stuff, I get a chocolate-smeared one???
I think the chocolate smear is in the P car.
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Damn Corollas keep following me, and I've never even owned one

One is on its 4th family member, heading for 5th on my wife's family side. Somehow my safe deposit box supposedly has the title

And then, without even passing thru the Office of Stuff, I get a chocolate-smeared one???
I think the chocolate smear is in the P car.
Depending on whose ass is actually in the seat will determine the smear. If it's Laura's, it'll be a vanilla smear. Rejoice in her smear. All remnants shall be……evidence of ……a…..satisfying ride.
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