01-24-2017, 10:12 PM | #771 |
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I've slept with girls who were not my type, however, no regERtS.
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Maybe I'm bitter but I'd let a hottie use me. Everyone has different standards, and not always just looks but also IQ, fiscal responsibility, ability to care for children, etc. Any of those can make someone attractive to another thus making them wanna knock rocks. |
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I showed you my soul Canada .You saw the Barbarian . But I saw nothing from you ! Don't tell me you are chicken ...Show you have balls just like Ambiorix !
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I was in Vegas one time sitting at a table just outside of the bar watching people walk by with a couple friends. A really cute girl stops with her friend on the other side of the walkway. I notice that she keeps looking over at us. She and I finally make eye contact and she smiles at me. My immediate thought was, "HOLY CRAP! SHES A PROSTITUTE! Why else would she be smiling at me? Women never smile at me like that." |
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01-26-2017, 06:30 AM | #778 | |
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So she smiled at you. Did you do anything about it? Introduce yourself? Spill a drink on her and help clean it up? Flick a booger at her? |
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01-26-2017, 08:00 AM | #779 |
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Back when i was a lower case g, I gave too much attention to girls which scared them away. Then after a 5 year relationship that broke my heart I changed to an ass which resulting in me getting more ass. A woman had to show interest in me first before I showed it. Yup, I'm an ass
Back on topic, I called out of work today, blamed my son and step daughter for being sick so I have to take them to the doctor. Will be going to the local dealer to see if they can give me a loaner until they get my airbag in for repairs. |
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01-26-2017, 10:14 AM | #781 |
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That's what we did four years ago but I miss certain things of NY:
Pizza Taconic/Palisades pkwy Route 218 Getting freaky on the West Side Hwy Beacon, NY Pizza Foliage Pizza I hate the Cubans down here and even I'm Cuban. |
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The wife n I want to make the move, she can transfer. I would have to find a job plus having a lil one makes it harder. I will trade pizza for bbq grill food
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545am- a bit of road rage occur where i was chased, cut me of and he/she slam on the brakes. I was not in mood for cat n mouse game so i let it be.
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In 2008 I went to Greece to visit my family and the first five nights I partied and ate heavily.
Imagine my surprise when the pain started setting in after I hadn't gone #2 since I left America. So after gorging a large and delicious lunch at my aunt's. The pain became increasingly more unbearable as the day drew on. At which point after chugging olive oil to lubricate my intenstines to pass this ginormous shit, I asked my grandfather to drive me to the hospital. In the car and leaving the village, I reclined my seat and began groaning from the pain. After a total of five minutes my grandfather started yelling at me to 'suck it up' and started slapping my stomach. Maybe he wanted to do an inverse Heimlich maneuver. But I told him to suddenly Stop! We were at another village and I got out from the car and just took the most glorious shit of my life. I mean I was squatting like a neanderthal and marking my damn territory in the outskirts of that village. Somewhere in the midst of the classiest moment of my life, I look through the window to see an old widow dressed in all black, frozen in disbelief. She was raking the dust and dirt from her path and stood petrified at the sight and sound of what was in front of her. Even after waving at her she still stood stupefied. I got back in the car with my grandfather peeling out in his old Honda laughing his ass off. That's my confession.
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About to leave work but I feel like slamming my co-workers head against the glass and hoping she would fall 30 stories. Am I evil?
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Depends on the reasoning behind the action.
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One of those Cubans who has to always be right when I constantly point out to her that she was wrong. I like my job and the work I do (accounting) and they let me leave early in the days my son has baseball games and benefits/bonus structure is good, however, she is the main reason I fight with myself daily if I should stay or look.
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