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upstatedoc · 01-01-2022, 07:40 PM

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"Get a job!"- my dad

I may have posted this already. I blame the rum

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Originally Posted by 3.0L

"Get a haircut!"

- My dad yelling at hippies from his car.

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"Get a job grouch." -Dave Chappelle

"Get hosed!"

- high school chum

"Up your nose with a rubber hose!"

vreihen16 · 01-01-2022, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

"Up your nose with a rubber hose!"

Twice as far with a chocolate bar!!!!!

Buug959 · 01-01-2022, 08:31 PM

I think these last few "quotes" might belong in the "You know you're old when" thread, just sayin'.

upstatedoc · 01-01-2022, 10:03 PM

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I think these last few "quotes" might belong in the "You know you're old when" thread, just sayin'.

"Get off my lawn "

Tambohamilton · 01-02-2022, 04:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Dino GT

I always hear "Tax the rich" Never do I hear "Help the poor" It`s easier To be Envious Than to be Generous. "It`s easier To take Than to Give"

We need to tax the rich before we can help the poor more. Chicken/egg.

Dino GT · 01-02-2022, 06:24 AM

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We need to tax the rich before we can help the poor more. Chicken/egg.

It makes no difference, the rich will always find a loophole when it comes to taxes.

Tambohamilton · 01-02-2022, 09:24 AM

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It makes no difference, the rich will always find a loophole when it comes to taxes.

Amen. To be honest if be fairly happy with taxes as the are now, but zero loopholes...if that were possible

Dino GT · 01-02-2022, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Tambohamilton

Amen. To be honest if be fairly happy with taxes as the are now, but zero loopholes...if that were possible

We have high taxes here in Ontario. They have taxes on everything

and it doesn't matter what you do, they still find a way to tax on that

. I`m no tax expert, I just know that I pay more and more every year.
I think you guys have high taxes also.

Markr · 01-02-2022, 10:11 AM

Be careful when you argue with idiots - they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Lady Jane · 01-02-2022, 11:04 AM

I learned more about human nature while bartending in my late teens to pay for my college tuition than in any psych books.

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Tambohamilton · 01-02-2022, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Dino GT

We have high taxes here in Ontario. They have taxes on everything

and it doesn't matter what you do, they still find a way to tax on that

. I`m no tax expert, I just know that I pay more and more every year.
I think you guys have high taxes also.

Yeah, fairly. Not high enough for the rich though! Or too many loopholes. Every £ of mine that goes to the NHS, I'm grateful for.

floridaorange · 01-03-2022, 03:12 PM

Bees don't waste their time explaining to flys that honey is better than sh*t.

Lady Jane · 01-03-2022, 04:02 PM

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Bees don't waste their time explaining to flys that honey is better than sh*t.

And by the same token...

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Dino GT · 01-04-2022, 08:07 AM

"Count your Blessings not your Problems"

Dino GT · 01-04-2022, 08:11 AM

"It's a game changer when we stop living like everything is an emergency and we start living like everything is extraordinary"

ton_white · 01-04-2022, 10:53 AM

“All greatness of character is dependent on individuality. The man who has no other existence than that which he partakes in common with all around him, will never have any other than an existence of mediocrity.”
― James Fenimore Cooper

Lady Jane · 01-04-2022, 10:56 AM

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Tambohamilton · 01-04-2022, 02:12 PM

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Ha!

Fast.F10 · 01-04-2022, 04:21 PM

Pre-marriage mentality:

Find them
F**k them
and flee

-N.W.A

Dino GT · 01-05-2022, 03:43 PM

"Excuses are lies we tell ourselves so that it doesn't have to be our fault"

King Rudi · 01-05-2022, 03:46 PM

Lions don't lose sleep over the opinion of the sheep.

Tambohamilton · 01-05-2022, 06:52 PM

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Lions don't lose sleep over the opinion of the sheep.

Perhaps they should?

01-01-2022, 08:31 PM	#817
Buug959 Captain 24456 Rep 892 Posts Drives: 335xi E90, GMC Sierra, VW Golf Join Date: Jun 2020 Location: Nova Scotia iTrader: (0)	I think these last few "quotes" might belong in the "You know you're old when" thread, just sayin'. __________________ Wha' da ya mean? No brakes never stopped anyone before!
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01-02-2022, 11:04 AM	#824
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01-05-2022, 03:43 PM	#834
Dino GT Enlisted Member 35078 Rep 45 Posts Drives: BMW Join Date: Dec 2020 Location: Eastern iTrader: (0)	"Excuses are lies we tell ourselves so that it doesn't have to be our fault"
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