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      06-04-2015, 10:38 AM   #8559
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WHAT. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

My douche. My precious douche.....
Haha let's see what comment did him in
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Not seeing the resemblance.
Drama is drama, never mind that'll just confuse.
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How old is Kunta Kinte, now? I kid...
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I googled that..
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      06-04-2015, 10:47 AM   #8563
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      06-04-2015, 10:56 AM   #8565
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I like Billups tales more though because he tells us details about what goes down during sexy time.

Sara just leaves cliff hangers.

If I wanted suspense/drama, I'd watch reruns of Empire
You want details?!!!!
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      06-04-2015, 10:58 AM   #8567
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I thought you were against gender reassignment surgery, Sugarskulls!
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      06-04-2015, 10:59 AM   #8568
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I like Billups tales more though because he tells us details about what goes down during sexy time.

Sara just leaves cliff hangers.

If I wanted suspense/drama, I'd watch reruns of Empire
You want details?!!!!
I DID.

But you got turned off by the fact that I like it when girls sit on my face. What man doesn't love to get suffocated by a nice pair of cheeks?

And don't ANY of you deny it!
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I DID.

But you got turned off by the fact that I like it when girls sit on my face. What man doesn't love to get suffocated by a nice pair of cheeks?

And don't ANY of you deny it!
Omg thats gross!
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I thought you were against gender reassignment surgery, Sugarskulls!
I WAS TRYING TO CHANGE THE UNCOMFORTABLE SUBJECT.

But I love Hapas. They're so pretty.
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I DID.

But you got turned off by the fact that I like it when girls sit on my face. What man doesn't love to get suffocated by a nice pair of cheeks?

And don't ANY of you deny it!
Omg thats gross!
Exactly, and that's not even getting into any of the weird shit I like doing.

So...I'll pass on the conventional sex details.
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Exactly, and that's not even getting into any of the weird shit I like doing.

So...I'll pass on the conventional sex details.
Oh trust me, I already know what you like to do. Makes my butt hurt just thinking about it!
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Who dat?
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Exactly, and that's not even getting into any of the weird shit I like doing.

So...I'll pass on the conventional sex details.
Oh trust me, I already know what you like to do. Makes my butt hurt just thinking about it!
I didn't say I LIKED doing it. But my ex loved it so who I was to say no? :
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Who dat?
Friend of mine.

Half English half Japanese
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Friend of mine.

Half English half Japanese
So jealous, she's gorgeous. You find the most exotic chicks.

When you take delivery of your M6, you'll have even more "friends".
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Friend of mine.

Half English half Japanese
So jealous, she's gorgeous. You find the most exotic chicks.

When you take delivery of your M6, you'll have even more "friends".
She's good people, she's an east coast friend of mine (jersey). Runs her own business and really good head on her shoulders to boot ontop of the natural beauty.
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