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      07-20-2016, 02:08 PM   #67
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Lol!

Right, because supporting people with mental issues is the same thing as watching idiots getting drunk (while drinking like a fish yourself).

I even let an old woman pet my dog today and I listened to her talking about how she lost her husband.

Meh mate, I just pretend I've lost my phone.
In fairness, an idiot by nature probably has some mental issues. Perhaps not the same sort of mental issues you may deal with generally, but wouldn't you think you should be inclusive of ALL who suffer from some sort of mental issues...

And besides, until you spend some deep and meaningful time with each and every one of them at this party, you won't be able to clearly identify people who are truly struggling with life. You must dig deep Anna, dig till their true nature is revealed and you might be surprised to find that there are a lot of people who look like they are doing ok, but are hurting on the inside.

Your kind of people you know? Think of it like a treasure hunt. I'm sure there is a veritable trove of people there who could use help!

Therefore, I think you must go to this party, and make sure you engage EACH individual you see in deep and meaningful conversation to identify your targets. What a delightful opportunity you've been presented with - you just needed to see the positives!
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      07-20-2016, 02:19 PM   #68
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In fairness, an idiot by nature probably has some mental issues. Perhaps not the same sort of mental issues you may deal with generally, but wouldn't you think you should be inclusive of ALL who suffer from some sort of mental issues...

And besides, until you spend some deep and meaningful time with each and every one of them at this party, you won't be able to clearly identify people who are truly struggling with life. You must dig deep Anna, dig till their true nature is revealed and you might be surprised to find that there are a lot of people who look like they are doing ok, but are hurting on the inside.

Your kind of people you know? Think of it like a treasure hunt. I'm sure there is a veritable trove of people there who could use help!

Therefore, I think you must go to this party, and make sure you engage EACH individual you see in deep and meaningful conversation to identify your targets. What a delightful opportunity you've been presented with - you just needed to see the positives!
We have free public healthcare and our system to handle mental issues is pretty darn good. I'm willing to leave everyone at the party to the systems mercy.
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We have free public healthcare and our system to handle mental issues is pretty darn good. I'm willing to leave everyone at the party to the systems mercy.
Tsk tsk *shakes head sadly*

There is nothing more I can do then for these poor people. Sadly, I predict some will fall right down the gutter as their life implodes and you will one day find them on the street and you won't even recognize them until you begin helping them as your next case.

And it will be then that the older and wiser Anna looks back on the younger Anna and wishes that she took the advice of the Joker. But by then, it will have been too late and this person's young, promising life will have been ruined.

And all for the sake of not spending 30 minutes with each individual at this excellent party.

So how about now - will you go now?
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Tsk tsk *shakes head sadly*

There is nothing more I can do then for these poor people. Sadly, I predict some will fall right down the gutter as their life implodes and you will one day find them on the street and you won't even recognize them until you begin helping them as your next case.

And it will be then that the older and wiser Anna looks back on the younger Anna and wishes that she took the advice of the Joker. But by then, it will have been too late and this person's young, promising life will have been ruined.

And all for the sake of not spending 30 minutes with each individual at this excellent party.

So how about now - will you go now?
I'll donate a thousand bucks for the nearest woman's safe house in your name?

Fuck no. I will not go.
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I'll donate a thousand bucks for the nearest woman's safe house in your name?

Fuck no. I will not go.
Well, I've no interest in the recognition, so I will not provide my name, but I'd certainly be happy to see you donate to a women's shelter. I truly despise men who are so messed up that they abuse women, so I think its a very worthy cause!

Very well....you've made your position clear. I shall move on to someone else...I'm certain someone is doing something on these forums that my attention is better focused on.
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Well, I've no interest in the recognition, so I will not provide my name, but I'd certainly be happy to see you donate to a women's shelter. I truly despise men who are so messed up that they abuse women, so I think its a very worthy cause!

Very well....you've made your position clear. I shall move on to someone else...I'm certain someone is doing something on these forums that my attention is better focused on.
Jei!!

And since you didn't put your ass in, I don't even have to cough up the cash!

It would've been a bad time. I'm like poor now! I should've just shopped for shoes or something else that's cheap, now I'm building a summerhouse and I haven't had the guts to tell the spouse yet.

Thanks, you just saved me the money to buy drapes.

(gimme a month, I'm busy now. I'll make them give me a receipt with your handle in it)
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      07-20-2016, 04:51 PM   #73
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Get really drunk and plant a huge, wet sloppy kiss on your friend's lips in front of his new bitch wife.
That plan sounds like it would backfire pretty bad
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