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      07-24-2015, 12:21 AM   #67
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In a serious response...from the time the dogs were puppies (which the white one is going through now) I take their food bowls away from them while they are eating it...toys away while playing...and bones away while devouring to keep them from growling later on as adults.

Worked with my Doberman...and all my German Shepherds.
My rule is that kids can do that too. no dog in my household has ever been bad with the kids, anyone can do that here.

I just trained two people today to handle their dogs. an hour of volunteer work with the hopeless cases.

I've seen your sig here before, and I know from what I've read you are one of us sane ones.


150 god (dog) owners I've trained for a sport. People who need to ask how this is done are the problem.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      07-24-2015, 07:45 AM   #68
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Oh shit! I just sent over to hooker and a bag of coke to your house!
Bag of coke does me no good....but I'll put that hooker to use. Can she clean toilets and do the dishes?
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My rule is that kids can do that too. no dog in my household has ever been bad with the kids, anyone can do that here.

I just trained two people today to handle their dogs. an hour of volunteer work with the hopeless cases.

I've seen your sig here before, and I know from what I've read you are one of us sane ones.


150 god (dog) owners I've trained for a sport. People who need to ask how this is done are the problem.
I was actually thinking of putting the white one in scent training classes. Problem is, she has issues riding in cars (pukes)...I'm hoping she gets over this soon.
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      07-24-2015, 01:08 PM   #70
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Bag of coke does me no good....but I'll put that hooker to use. Can she clean toilets and do the dishes?
Use the coke to get a maid to clean up after the hooker, gotta think out of the box. I hope after the wife give them the ice cream as a bribe you pulled those bones back out and upped the ante.
BTW Tomahawks are a guilty pleasure, can only handle that once or twice a year.
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      07-24-2015, 01:13 PM   #71
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I'm disappointed OP. I came here thinking it was NSFW hoping to look at boobs or something. I want my click back.
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      07-24-2015, 02:11 PM   #73
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I'm disappointed OP. I came here thinking it was NSFW hoping to look at boobs or something. I want my click back.
There's a part of me that likes that steak better than boobs..
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Oh hell...this could turn into a grilling/ smoking meat thread....some one start one ASAP and I'm in!

Said thread already exists. Check it out.

http://www.1addicts.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1118770
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      07-24-2015, 08:56 PM   #75
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There's a part of me that likes that steak better than boobs..
Which part? Is it the same part that wanted to see NSFW stuff unless you poke your meat before you eat it?

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Don't you usually eat first? Then pull the pork.
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      07-25-2015, 12:15 PM   #77
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I just keep coming back here to check out if the wife has been gone again. The op made my list of heroes, top three actually.
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      07-25-2015, 02:35 PM   #78
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No pics of the inside?? You have to take a pic once you cut into it.. So we can see your skills.
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No pics of the inside?? You have to take a pic once you cut into it.. So we can see your skills.
Wifey's back home. OP back to mopping the floors and cleaning the toilet.
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      07-27-2015, 01:26 PM   #80
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Holy cow I have never purchased anything for more than $7.99/lb. I would be afraid of ruining that awesome cut!!

Ah, BC or Brown.

In our day, BC was a cake-walk, aka 2nd tier safety school. Today, it's surprisingly difficult to gain entry. My friend's son had like 2200+ on his SATs and was REJECTED, even with a they said 28% acceptance rate for the class of 2019. I saw a scatter gram and it seemed to be saying < 3.75 gpa is no dice (huh?).

When I went to college my college accepted 19%, which was rough. Today it's like really low....
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Well done. Everytime my wife is gone, I get way too drunk to grill anything.
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Well done. Everytime my wife is gone, I get way too drunk to grill anything.
Easier to grill drunk results always taste awesome.
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Easier to grill drunk results always taste awesome.
Tell that to the eyebrows I lost last time i tried.
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Tell that to the eyebrows I lost last time i tried.
Well don't lay on the bbq when you light it or use 110 octane as lighter fluid.
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Well don't lay on the bbq when you light it or use 110 octane as lighter fluid.
Sober me knows this, drunk me is a moron
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      07-27-2015, 05:11 PM   #86
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Sober me knows this, drunk me is a moron
Tell us something we didn't already know from experience
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      07-27-2015, 05:57 PM   #87
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Holy cow I have never purchased anything for more than $7.99/lb. I would be afraid of ruining that awesome cut!!

Ah, BC or Brown.

In our day, BC was a cake-walk, aka 2nd tier safety school. Today, it's surprisingly difficult to gain entry. My friend's son had like 2200+ on his SATs and was REJECTED, even with a they said 28% acceptance rate for the class of 2019. I saw a scatter gram and it seemed to be saying < 3.75 gpa is no dice (huh?).

When I went to college my college accepted 19%, which was rough. Today it's like really low....
Actually - BU and Brown.

From what Miss Entitlement is saying (daughter's new name), BU is out...and she's planning to apply to Brown - but at 61K a semester, I'm hoping she doesn't get accepted.

My son has a hockey tournament in Philly come September - and my daughter want's to look at a few places while there. So I get to do this all again in just over a month (not going due to my new job)

I'm open for cooking suggestions.
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This is pure genius. I should start doing this as well. Instead of buying three or four mediocre steaks for everyone you can buy just ONE GRANDIOSE tomahawk super marbleized one for yourself. Great job man.
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