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      04-12-2016, 10:57 AM   #67
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60 miles north of LA, on the coast. The strawberry capital of the world, Oxnard (that was actually a family's name, two brothers founded a beet-packing plant in the area) I can be at a concert or Kings or Lakers or Clippers game in an hour, but still get to wake up to crowing roosters, and have horses walking down the street at sunset.
Very nice! I suppose I COULD have looked at your profile... duh.
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60 miles north of LA, on the coast. The strawberry capital of the world, Oxnard (that was actually a family's name, two brothers founded a beet-packing plant in the area) I can be at a concert or Kings or Lakers or Clippers game in an hour, but still get to wake up to crowing roosters, and have horses walking down the street at sunset.
Same - I love a rural lifestyle with urban amenities, when I chose to take advantage of them.
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Same - I love a rural lifestyle with urban amenities, when I chose to take advantage of them.
Which, for me, is about 5 times a year. Now that my son got his license, MAYBE we will go 6 times this coming year.
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60 miles north of LA, on the coast. The strawberry capital of the world, Oxnard (that was actually a family's name, two brothers founded a beet-packing plant in the area) I can be at a concert or Kings or Lakers or Clippers game in an hour, but still get to wake up to crowing roosters, and have horses walking down the street at sunset.
Do you have an annual Strawberry festival there?!?! WE have a strawberry festival here! I'm pretty sure that makes us better.

Even though FL only produces a fraction of the strawberries that Cali does.
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Some gay dude dating app like Tinder.
Awww man. No offense, but that's not my kind of sammich.
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Some gay dude dating app like Tinder.
Awww man. No offense, but that's not my kind of sammich.
It's not mine either lol
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No lie, girls complement my Miata. They couldn't care less about the BMW.
These girls...are they in junior high?
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These girls...are they in junior high?
It goes something like this...

Girls: Hey man *giggles*. Can we see your car?
Xiaoxi: Awww yeah, c'mon over.
Girls: We love it *giggles* This friend of ours, her boyfriend has one just like it *giggles*
Xiaoxi: What's his name, maybe I've seen him at some of the meet ups.
Girls: Ken. Actually it came with her our friend Barbie's Dreamhouse, but she lets him drive it. *giggles*

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It goes something like this...

Girls: Hey man *giggles*. Can we see your car?
Xiaoxi: Awww yeah, c'mon over.
Girls: We love it *giggles* This friend of ours, her boyfriend has one just like it *giggles*
Xiaoxi: What's his name, maybe I've seen him at some of the meet ups.
Girls: Ken. Actually it came with her our friend Barbie's Dreamhouse, but she lets him drive it. *giggles*

*Actual transcript.
Hahahaha! EXACTLY what I was thinking. Is it PINK?
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No lie, girls complement my Miata. They couldn't care less about the BMW.
Given you drive a Miata, do you really care if girls are hitting on you?

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Driving through different towns in Europe (mostly the smaller ones - where they don't see a lot of YMB M3s) I get a lot of staring, smiles and draw dropping from the ladies and have actually had 2 of them drop their panties as well.
Did they have all of their teeth?


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OMG

Miata = zoom zoom
E46 M3 = zing zing

Sounds like a Chinese Panda family
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I love hearing about the agricultural part of Cali. Everyone thinks of Cali as Silicon up north and Silicone down south. Good to hear about the other bits.
You live near Vacaville? That always cracks me up!
All this time I thought Cali was in Columbia.

Only people from Arizo, Uta, New Yo, or Idah should call it Cali. No true Californian would call it that, would they?
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All this time I thought Cali was in Columbia.

Only people from Arizo, Uta, New Yo, or Idah should call it Cali. No true Californian would call it that, would they?
I'll guess he is a transplant maybe? Believe me, if UncleWede was from the other Cali, Wede would not be the end of his nick... UncleKoke maybe?
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60 miles north of LA, on the coast. The strawberry capital of the world, Oxnard (that was actually a family's name, two brothers founded a beet-packing plant in the area) I can be at a concert or Kings or Lakers or Clippers game in an hour, but still get to wake up to crowing roosters, and have horses walking down the street at sunset.
I used to live in Camarillo. Beautiful area.
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Mad attention bro
That's cool and all, but Verbiage wants to know... "Does she eat dat azzzz doe?"
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That's cool and all, but Verbiage wants to know... "Does she eat dat azzzz doe?"
ahhahahahaha!!!.....actually I didn't get the joke, its a google pic
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That's cool and all, but Verbiage wants to know... "Does she eat dat azzzz doe?"
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ahhahahahaha!!!.....actually I didn't get the joke, its a google pic
Oh no.
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Mad attention bro
That girl knows how to do it..even pulls her OWN hair back.
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