See ya boys, i found my ticket out of life...

Crimson92 · 01-28-2009, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Spool

when ur on the verge of dying, you'll do anything to survive...with that in mind, if i had to, i'd drink my own piss and eat my own poop

nope, at that point id say..."well i had a good run, time to go."

gonzo · 01-28-2009, 12:02 PM

Anyway. Whats up with the frig'n clam jewel?

If you get a killer price from my referral listing do I get a cut?

My magic ball sez........$3000. And I have no clue where the ball is getting that number from.

If I got $100 bucks I would be happy and go right back to the clam bar and let my teef hunt for a bigger one along with some cold brews.

///Mandy · 01-28-2009, 12:05 PM

Spool, you might want to be careful advertising the restaurant you went to.

Never know, they might hunt you down and say that it was theirs...

pdjafari · 01-28-2009, 12:17 PM

and thats about as close as you'll ever come to getting inside a clam , without forced entry

DougLikesBMW · 01-28-2009, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Spool

when ur on the verge of dying, you'll do anything to survive...with that in mind, if i had to, i'd drink my own piss and eat my own poop

Well Bear did it for the show, he wasn't dying, but he needed something to drink in the desert.

Bear would pwn you any day. He is a god among men.

YellowFinger · 01-28-2009, 09:26 PM

damn..so what's the value of the damn pearl?

i just read 5 pages of unrelated post

Spool · 01-28-2009, 09:29 PM

i haven't gone to the appraiser yet...i have no clue where to start finding them...i dont think a local jeweler can give me a good estimate on this item.

Rick · 01-28-2009, 09:30 PM

Hey Spool, just put it on a string and use it as an anal bead on your gf... goodtimes.

DougLikesBMW · 01-28-2009, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Rick

Hey Spool, just put it on a string and use it as an anal bead on your gf... goodtimes.

ROFL

Spool · 01-28-2009, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Rick

Hey Spool, just put it on a string and use it as an anal bead on your gf... goodtimes.

This thing too small, might put it up her pee hole

Rick · 01-28-2009, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Spool

This thing too small, might put it up her pee hole

i can only imagine the size of the pussy where this actually might work...

number335 · 01-28-2009, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Spool

i haven't gone to the appraiser yet...i have no clue where to start finding them...i dont think a local jeweler can give me a good estimate on this item.

Maybe you can just use a jeweler as a resource to find a gynecologist if they are not able to properly appraise it. They may be able to point you in the right direction.

nusevad · 01-28-2009, 10:15 PM

If the oyster was cooked ill paypal you $20 +shipping for it.

THe heat from cooking ruins the pearl..

mJ335 · 01-28-2009, 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Rick

Hey Spool, just put it on a string and use it as an anal bead on your gf... goodtimes.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spool

This thing too small, might put it up her pee hole

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rick

i can only imagine the size of the pussy where this actually might work...

im spencer · 01-29-2009, 12:35 AM

WOw good going spool it looks like the real deal!!

AllydNYC · 01-29-2009, 12:58 AM

Haha the pearl looks like a flat tire. Fail. And could you go get it priced already I really want to know the price.

///Mandy · 01-29-2009, 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by AllydNYC

And could you go get it priced already I really want to know the price.

What he said.

D1911 · 01-29-2009, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by number335

Are those scratches on the pearl? And it doesn't look like its round. But I have no idea what a pearl is supposed to look like, besides white and round. And I thought restaurants served oysters on half shells? I think someone was messing with that oyster.

All pearls aren't necessarily round. Depends on where they were grown.

Apparently Fresh water pearls hold a lower value because 9 times out of 10 they're farmed.

Salt water pearls are more valuable and expensive...

EDIT:
Check out this link...

http://www.jsbeads.com/Fresh-Water-P...Freshwater.asp

Range23 · 05-06-2009, 09:57 PM

Results???

guardianangel3290 · 05-06-2009, 10:26 PM

Yea wtf lol
I just read the whole thread and low and behold theres no price!
Don't leave us hanging like you did with you're April fools story, Spool! lol

Spool · 05-06-2009, 10:31 PM

haha who dug this thread up, thanks for reminding me, but im still unable to locate who can appraise this though...any ideas?

guardianangel3290 · 05-06-2009, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Spool

haha who dug this thread up, thanks for reminding me, but im still unable to locate who can appraise this though...any ideas?

take it to a local jewler and ask them

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gonzo Lieutenant General 10337 Rep 14,454 Posts Drives: as many as possible Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: TeXXXas iTrader: (0)	Anyway. Whats up with the frig'n clam jewel? If you get a killer price from my referral listing do I get a cut? My magic ball sez........$3000. And I have no clue where the ball is getting that number from. If I got $100 bucks I would be happy and go right back to the clam bar and let my teef hunt for a bigger one along with some cold brews. __________________ Crazy Diamond
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///Mandy N54 <3 268 Rep 1,558 Posts Drives: E90 335xi Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Here. iTrader: (1)	Spool, you might want to be careful advertising the restaurant you went to. Never know, they might hunt you down and say that it was theirs... __________________ E90 335xi\|Nav pkg\|Sport pkg\|Dakota leather\|Brushed aluminum trim\|MTech kit
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01-28-2009, 12:17 PM	#70
pdjafari Colonel 176 Rep 2,512 Posts Drives: G80 M3C Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Earth iTrader: (5)	and thats about as close as you'll ever come to getting inside a *clam* , without forced entry
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Spool ****** 601 Rep 6,169 Posts Drives: A few Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: DC Metro iTrader: (24)	i haven't gone to the appraiser yet...i have no clue where to start finding them...i dont think a local jeweler can give me a good estimate on this item. __________________ MKIV 6spd 1000hp Club
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Rick Stackin' Chips 174 Rep 608 Posts Drives: 2008 AW M3 Coupe Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Santa Monica, CA iTrader: (2)	Hey Spool, just put it on a string and use it as an anal bead on your gf... goodtimes. __________________
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im spencer Back in the f80 57 Rep 815 Posts Drives: 2016 F80 Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Pasadena, CA iTrader: (1) Garage List 2007 328i [0.00]	WOw good going spool it looks like the real deal!! __________________ 2003 SS S2000 2016 MW F80 2018 BMW X3 X-Drive
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AllydNYC Loading... 364 Rep 2,187 Posts Drives: 91' E30 318is Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Location iTrader: (15) Garage List 1991 BMW 318is [0.00]	Haha the pearl looks like a flat tire. Fail. And could you go get it priced already I really want to know the price.
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guardianangel3290 Free at last 304 Rep 986 Posts Drives: 2006 Audi S-line Quattro Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Albuquerque, New Mexico iTrader: (0)	Yea wtf lol I just read the whole thread and low and behold theres no price! Don't leave us hanging like you did with you're April fools story, Spool! lol __________________ If the possibility exists that you may have "failed" in either a normal or "epic" fashion, please follow this link.
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Spool ****** 601 Rep 6,169 Posts Drives: A few Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: DC Metro iTrader: (24)	haha who dug this thread up, thanks for reminding me, but im still unable to locate who can appraise this though...any ideas? __________________ MKIV 6spd 1000hp Club
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