Little things that other people do that piss you off...

NYCGP · 01-13-2011, 02:50 PM

FUCK!! I hate assholes that want to ride their bikes through Manhattan. First you fucks lobby the god damn city to spend 10's of millions of dollars to change the major avenues so that they have bike lanes. Reduced the amount of parking and made making left turns a fucking nightmare. To make matters worse, these fucks decide the bike lane isn't convenient enough.. SO THEY CONTINUE TO RIDE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET.

I am SO glad we spent so much money, removed lanes, and reduced parking to have completely empty bike lanes.

P.S I hit someone riding a bike today. He was doing his best Kevin Bacon in Quicksilver impression. Until I needed to merge and he ran out of room. I hope the fucker doesn't sue me.

infinitekidM2C · 01-13-2011, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by NYCGP

P.S I hit someone riding a bike today. I hope the fucker doesn't sue me.

i hit someone a while back too;sorry but its pitch black and u got dark clothes on, WTF?!!!!!

there is this biker movement going on in L.A. (hipster thing) which means a lot more bikers in car lanes; sometimes im driving home and there is literally 100+ hipster bikers in the street; i want to shoot them

NYCGP · 01-13-2011, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by infinitekid2002

i hit someone a while back too;sorry but its pitch black and u got dark clothes on, WTF?!!!!!

there is this biker movement going on in L.A. (hipster thing) which means a lot more bikers in car lanes; sometimes im driving home and there is literally 100+ hipster bikers in the street; i want to shoot them

Do it.. I will start a charity for your legal costs... It will be called Save the world from Hipsters. I don't think we will have trouble raising the necessary funds.

Wakka · 01-13-2011, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by NYCGP

P.S I hit someone riding a bike today. He was doing his best Kevin Bacon in Quicksilver impression. Until I needed to merge and he ran out of room. I hope the fucker doesn't sue me.

My friend works at CBS in the city was crossing the street (I would imagine in a crosswalk and when it was his turn to cross) and a fucking taxi just railed him, and bounced the fuck out. Guy had to go to the hospital and all this shit, never found the cabbie obviously. I'd say just bounce if you hit someone in NYC what are they goin to do... track you down?

NYCGP · 01-13-2011, 03:09 PM

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My friend works at CBS in the city was crossing the street (I would imagine in a crosswalk and when it was his turn to cross) and a fucking taxi just railed him, and bounced the fuck out. Guy had to go to the hospital and all this shit, never found the cabbie obviously. I'd say just bounce if you hit someone in NYC what are they goin to do... track you down?

omg That is a terrible story. The cabbie hit him and took off? that is awful. The guy on the bike was a messenger dude. He was cool about. That doesn't mean I fucking like him. Like I said... I just hope he doesn't sue me.

ragingclue · 01-13-2011, 03:16 PM

I wouldn't mind bicyclists if they actually paid attention to right-of-way and traffic lights. I don't know how many times I've had to slam on my brakes to avoid hitting a biker when I'm making a left on an arrow or proceeding on the non-stop portion of a two-way stop at a four-way intersection because some bike douche thinks the rules don't apply to him. Seriously, here the red lights and stop signs don't mean shit. They proceed with reckless abandon.

I have daydreams of running them over en masse.

Six corners especially is terrible (Milwaukee, North, and Damen). You almost don't want to proceed any way through that intersection except straight because there are just bikes and bodies everywhere. BTW, I hate pedestrians too.

NYCGP · 01-13-2011, 03:21 PM

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I have daydreams of running them over en masse.

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lucas.kent · 01-13-2011, 06:22 PM

Escalator blockers. Stand on the right walk on the left as*hole. It's not a f*cking carnival ride.

TiAg335i · 01-13-2011, 06:46 PM

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I hate one-uppers - people who after you say something you've done (ie went bungie jumping for the first time) they insist on saying how they have done that 100 times over and blah blah blah blah blah

lol i know tons of people like this...drives me fking insane....those types of people usually have other issues of their own

TiAg335i · 01-13-2011, 06:48 PM

guys at the gym who act hard/give you hard looks...you don't know me dude so don't look at me that way

JIM E92 · 01-13-2011, 07:04 PM

...people that don't know the rules for urinal use in a public bathroom.

NYCGP · 01-14-2011, 08:52 AM

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...people that don't know the rules for urinal use in a public bathroom.

darkcloud · 01-14-2011, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by NYCGP

sometimes for a lil lulz I'll take the middle urinal of the 3 and hope someone comes in and either awkwardly uses the one next to me or has to go piss in the shit ridden toilet.

it's funny. try it.

Feyd · 01-14-2011, 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by ragingclue

Six corners especially is terrible (Milwaukee, North, and Damen). You almost don't want to proceed any way through that intersection except straight because there are just bikes and bodies everywhere. BTW, I hate pedestrians too.

Fucking hate that intersection....

The one that I think is worse is just north of there at Elston/Damen/Fullerton, where I wish people would just follow the signals. Inevitably someone with a God complex decides they need to go through anyway and they get hung up in that "island", but aren't completely inside of it and end up blocking traffic. 99% of the time it's some contractor douche in a panel can or a lifted diesel truck blabbing on the phone.

Side note: It must be tough being a hipster in LA. Too many hills/high temps for fixies and women's jeans IMO. Unfortunately we don't have either of those problems here in Chicago, so hipsters abound.

BTM · 01-14-2011, 09:25 AM

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Elston/Damen/Fullerton,

OMFG I am barely in the city but if I am I avoid this at all costs...just let nav recalculate lol

OT but I'm assuming you got your furnaces figured out Josh?

ragingclue · 01-14-2011, 09:52 AM

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Fucking hate that intersection....

The one that I think is worse is just north of there at Elston/Damen/Fullerton, where I wish people would just follow the signals. Inevitably someone with a God complex decides they need to go through anyway and they get hung up in that "island", but aren't completely inside of it and end up blocking traffic. 99% of the time it's some contractor douche in a panel can or a lifted diesel truck blabbing on the phone.

Side note: It must be tough being a hipster in LA. Too many hills/high temps for fixies and women's jeans IMO. Unfortunately we don't have either of those problems here in Chicago, so hipsters abound.

I went through that intersection once. Never again.

It's one thing to have poorly designed intersections.... It's another thing completely to also put in traffic lights that make the situation even worse. This city is horrible about that. WTB civil engineers please. Maybe that can be done with the revenue generated from the 60+% increase in state income tax and highest gas prices in the country.... Are we trying to follow CA's business model? idk if that's such a great idea....

Yes, hipsters abound, especially in 1st Ward. PBR on special everywhere around here.

NYCGP · 01-14-2011, 10:32 AM

I fucking hate hipsters so much... I did a search and found this..

http://hipsterhunter.com/XI.html

I was really excited at first. I thought it was where people went out and shot and killed hipsters... But, alas, I was disappointed. They only take pictures of stupid looking hipsters.

Though... I also found this...

Tondtar · 01-14-2011, 12:17 PM

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^^^ I think he really likes you

^^^

People who make a low pitch, wheezing sound through nostrils when they breath

People who talk while watching a movie

People who don't wash their hands when they use the restroom

People who start a thread about "Little Things That Other People Do That Piss You Off"

....Oh, NO ...Wait ...I meant

Couch · 01-14-2011, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by darkcloud

sometimes for a lil lulz I'll take the middle urinal of the 3 and hope someone comes in and either awkwardly uses the one next to me or has to go piss in the shit ridden toilet.

it's funny. try it.

LMAO! I do that too sometimes. Take a wide stance too to increase awkwardness.

I can't stand people who don't understand how to merge on to a freeway and drive 50mph!!!

They're a danger to all of us and make me (or you) look like assholes for cutting over 2 lanes really quick to make a safe freeway merge.

molossus · 01-14-2011, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by darkcloud

sometimes for a lil lulz I'll take the middle urinal of the 3 and hope someone comes in and either awkwardly uses the one next to me or has to go piss in the shit ridden toilet.

it's funny. try it.

i had someone do that to me one time. i just stand there and stared at him the whole time and he looked real uncomfortible.

1sikbmr · 01-14-2011, 04:31 PM

I hate when people click or tap their pen constantly...

brocken · 01-14-2011, 05:57 PM

Coworker that sits in the cube next door has been either eating loudly or smacking his gum ALL DAY! It's fucking enough already!
I can only keep my headphones on so long.
It's not just hearing somebody eat, it's the crunching of nuts and the smacking of lips. And the gum chewing with mouth open.

I think next week I'll bring in almonds and eat one at a time ALL DAY.

01-13-2011, 02:50 PM	#67
NYCGP WTF are you looking at? 257 Rep 1,560 Posts Drives: Bandwagon Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Jungle iTrader: (0)	FUCK!! I hate assholes that want to ride their bikes through Manhattan. First you fucks lobby the god damn city to spend 10's of millions of dollars to change the major avenues so that they have bike lanes. Reduced the amount of parking and made making left turns a fucking nightmare. To make matters worse, these fucks decide the bike lane isn't convenient enough.. SO THEY CONTINUE TO RIDE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET. I am SO glad we spent so much money, removed lanes, and reduced parking to have completely empty bike lanes. P.S I hit someone riding a bike today. He was doing his best Kevin Bacon in Quicksilver impression. Until I needed to merge and he ran out of room. I hope the fucker doesn't sue me.
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ragingclue One cam is enough 136 Rep 6,801 Posts Drives: VF Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: mulletville iTrader: (1)	I wouldn't mind bicyclists if they actually paid attention to right-of-way and traffic lights. I don't know how many times I've had to slam on my brakes to avoid hitting a biker when I'm making a left on an arrow or proceeding on the non-stop portion of a two-way stop at a four-way intersection because some bike douche thinks the rules don't apply to him. Seriously, here the red lights and stop signs don't mean shit. They proceed with reckless abandon. I have daydreams of running them over en masse. Six corners especially is terrible (Milwaukee, North, and Damen). You almost don't want to proceed any way through that intersection except straight because there are just bikes and bodies everywhere. BTW, I hate pedestrians too.
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lucas.kent Major 150 Rep 1,173 Posts Drives: M3 Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: AZ iTrader: (2) Garage List 2016 BMW M3 [0.00]	Escalator blockers. Stand on the right walk on the left ashole. It's not a fcking carnival ride.
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TiAg335i Trance Life 334 Rep 4,706 Posts Drives: 2007 E92 335i Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Long Island, NY iTrader: (4)	guys at the gym who act hard/give you hard looks...you don't know me dude so don't look at me that way
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JIM E92 Lieutenant 15 Rep 410 Posts Drives: 2007 328 Coupe Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Sandy Eggo iTrader: (0)	...people that don't know the rules for urinal use in a public bathroom.
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NYCGP WTF are you looking at? 257 Rep 1,560 Posts Drives: Bandwagon Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Jungle iTrader: (0)	I fucking hate hipsters so much... I did a search and found this.. http://hipsterhunter.com/XI.html I was really excited at first. I thought it was where people went out and shot and killed hipsters... But, alas, I was disappointed. They only take pictures of stupid looking hipsters. Though... I also found this... Last edited by NYCGP; 01-14-2011 at 10:46 AM..
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brocken Captain 34 Rep 616 Posts Drives: X3MC Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Seattle, WA iTrader: (5)	Coworker that sits in the cube next door has been either eating loudly or smacking his gum ALL DAY! It's fucking enough already! I can only keep my headphones on so long. It's not just hearing somebody eat, it's the crunching of nuts and the smacking of lips. And the gum chewing with mouth open. I think next week I'll bring in almonds and eat one at a time ALL DAY.
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