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      04-14-2011, 01:21 PM   #67
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Which one is vince? And PM nudes nao
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I did smash the girl next to me. But if the first girl wasnt in your guys' weight class i cant possibly see how this one is. However, her boobs were fucking amazing, and she had a great booty.



Thats her, and our local jersey shore agent, vincent.

ive got noodz of her that would blow your minds
HER I wouldn't mind seeing noodz of. PM

Actually email so I can see from my phone lol. I'll PM you that.


I love spanish.
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      04-14-2011, 01:33 PM   #69
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HER I wouldn't mind seeing noodz of. PM

Actually email so I can see from my phone lol. I'll PM you that.


I love spanish.
Bav, there is no vagina you dont love. Its in your genes.
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      04-14-2011, 01:34 PM   #70
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HER I wouldn't mind seeing noodz of. PM

Actually email so I can see from my phone lol. I'll PM you that.


I love spanish.
btw i love your song 'ghetto glory'
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      04-14-2011, 01:35 PM   #71
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I wouldn't mind seeing noodz of. PM
Same here mister NOODz at PM plz
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      04-14-2011, 01:37 PM   #72
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Bav, there is no vagina you dont love. Its in your genes.
Everyone who has potential deserves love. Especially curvy cute chicks.


Srs about nudes btw.

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btw i love your song 'ghetto glory'
Oh shit how did you hear that LOL.
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      04-14-2011, 01:39 PM   #73
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Same here mister NOODz at PM plz
Sir, youve been voted off the island
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      04-14-2011, 01:39 PM   #74
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you should redefine your definition of hot.

she's not bad looking, but not what i was expecting.
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      04-14-2011, 01:40 PM   #75
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Oh shit how did you hear that LOL.
Im on yo facebook, trollin your feeds
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Same here mister NOODz at PM plz
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Im on yo facebook, trollin your feeds

Ahhhhh!!

Man the quality is terrible but at least I got some big names on that track.
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      04-14-2011, 01:44 PM   #77
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Its pretty damn good actually and i dont really listen to anything but EDM anymore. Id like a higher quality version of it for sure.

However, everyone always goes 'hes the whitest black man ever' ect ect... your facebook leads me to believe otherwise

What program do you use to produce btw?
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Girl on left is like 90 pounds.... used to fuck her like a year back... couldnt do it anymore. she has a fucking scary face/head.

And 0 curves. bitch couldnt even eat half a bagel, she had a problem
She looks disgusting

and 90lbs vs 115lbs is a huge difference.. HUGE
Plus, it really depends on body type as well

Take Sora Aoi (JAV) for example:


Her specs are almost dead on to my ex (with Sora having G cup breasts vs F, Japanese specs), and my ex only weighed about 105lbs.
Sora weighs about the same.

I am not referring to dead skinny girls who don't eat...
It depends on where the weight goes.
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      04-14-2011, 01:46 PM   #79
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aggressive nudes? someone ship
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She looks disgusting

and 90lbs vs 115lbs is a huge difference.. HUGE
Plus, it really depends on body type as well

Take Sora Aoi (JAV) for example:


Her specs are almost dead on to my ex (with Sora having G cup breasts vs F, Japanese specs), and my ex only weighed about 105lbs.
Sora weighs about the same.

I am not referring to dead skinny girls who don't eat...
It depends on where the weight goes.
not really attracted to that. Shes ok, nice boobies but i can bet she has no ass. and her face is weird
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Its pretty damn good actually and i dont really listen to anything but EDM anymore. Id like a higher quality version of it for sure.

However, everyone always goes 'hes the whitest black man ever' ect ect... your facebook leads me to believe otherwise

What program do you use to produce btw?
Shhhh!! You can't reveal that I'm really I hood n1qqA!

But thanks bro I've been waiting for that track ever since I got J-Hood the beat! I use FL Studios.

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Take Sora Aoi (JAV) for example:
Tits are the only thing impressive about thsi chick.
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Hot girls dont reappear till graduate school in health professions
You lie! Unless you're talking about nursing
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Chicks have to be less than 115 for sure... but over 95...
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      04-14-2011, 03:22 PM   #84
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You lie! Unless you're talking about nursing
I see plenty around here in OT, DO, Dental, Pharm., etc.
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      04-14-2011, 03:25 PM   #85
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Chicks have to be less than 115 for sure... but over 95...
WTF.
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      04-14-2011, 03:28 PM   #86
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foreveralone guys ITT
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      04-14-2011, 03:31 PM   #87
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Thats disgusting. Persian definitely bangs ladyboys.
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      04-14-2011, 03:35 PM   #88
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Well, you guys simply don't seem to like Asian women.
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