What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

Billup · 06-16-2015, 05:24 AM

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Just try a fishing line on a golf club .

Tried that, didn't work out.

We also were pretty smashed in my ex's bro's garage before his wedding. We decided it would be a fun game to try and use a pitching wedge to chip a softball into an old boot. It's about as fun and amazing as it sounds..., when you've had a bit to drink that is.

Lups · 06-16-2015, 02:42 PM

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Dude, trust me, I've been trying. I've never had to be so persistent in my life!

That's not true! I've offered you my heart and the key to my hotel room. Don't go spreading fallacies about what I have to offer.

Oh I'm sorry! I forgot about those!

I'm in a field with my boys watching firemen drilling. It is so hot out here. I can't believe I didn't realize boys are the perfect excuse for me to sit here for hours last year when they did this too!

V1.47fan · 06-16-2015, 02:48 PM

ASBSECU E93 · 06-16-2015, 03:04 PM

three attacks in a week...2 of the victims lost arms...

V1.47fan · 06-16-2015, 03:12 PM

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three attacks in a week...2 of the victims lost arms...

Within an hour and half and two mile radius. Some think it was the same shark.

UncleWede · 06-16-2015, 04:15 PM

F30lolz · 06-16-2015, 04:21 PM

This is the reason when I go to the beach I always bring my pet dolphin with me to beat up on 'dem sharks.

UncleWede · 06-16-2015, 04:23 PM

I'll admit, when that sea lion climbed on the back of my board in the line-up, there was some localized warming of the ocean water.

David0ff · 06-16-2015, 04:38 PM

ASBSECU E93 · 06-16-2015, 05:16 PM

MrPrena it's insanely hot...only saving grace is my MPG

MrPrena · 06-16-2015, 05:29 PM

102F during early June??? wow! it is about 80s here. LOL. Well, we are getting record amount of rain since late Aprl here. CO is only place you turn on your sprinkler day after rain. I know it is hard to believe, but it is that dry here. However, it is first time ever in my life that we did not turn on our sprinkler for 45+days so far.

Nice gas mileage.
After renting a Chevy Sonic Turbo, I realized those newly manufactured non-diesel also have a great gas mileage. When my Toyota hits 300k+ miles, I might end up trading that beauty for some 1yr old cpo compact 4 door 38+mpg sedan.

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MrPrena it's insanely hot...only saving grace is my MPG

V1.47fan · 06-16-2015, 06:57 PM

So happy about Corvette winning the GTE class beating Ferrari at Le Mans, France.

Billup · 06-17-2015, 05:24 AM

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MrPrena it's insanely hot...only saving grace is my MPG

I couldn't believe it, mine said 104° yesterday. Blasting the A/C made my MPG's go right to shit in the 128. Even if I had a plate on the bike, I probably wouldn't have rode just because of the heat. Makes me want something more fuel efficient other than the cycle.

Hmpf. This stuff can reside now. Afraid to see what happens in July and August this year.

Billup · 06-17-2015, 05:32 AM

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Oh I'm sorry! I forgot about those!

I'm in a field with my boys watching firemen drilling. It is so hot out here. I can't believe I didn't realize boys are the perfect excuse for me to sit here for hours last year when they did this too!

Firemen drilling? I think I've watched too many dirty movies, because this sounds like something I wouldn't want to watch. Although..., how was it for you?

You know what really gets my willies going..., watching a woman wash dishes. Mmmmmm. I can see it now. Lathering her soft skin with lavender suds, gently carressing each plate with a gentle stroke, eating away at the scraps of freshly prepared lasagna.

deeLow · 06-17-2015, 05:55 AM

Where da hoes at

Billup · 06-17-2015, 06:09 AM

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Where da hoes at

I picked up this dirty hoe yesterday, from Home Depot....

V1.47fan · 06-17-2015, 06:10 AM

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Originally Posted by deeLow

Where da hoes at

Hahahahaha

deeLow · 06-17-2015, 06:28 AM

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Originally Posted by deeLow

Where da hoes at

I picked up this dirty hoe yesterday, from Home Depot....

That hoe don't got no ass doe

Billup · 06-17-2015, 06:40 AM

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That hoe don't got no ass doe

That's what you get when you shop in the clearance isle.

Lups · 06-17-2015, 07:04 AM

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Firemen drilling? I think I've watched too many dirty movies, because this sounds like something I wouldn't want to watch. Although..., how was it for you?

You know what really gets my willies going..., watching a woman wash dishes. Mmmmmm. I can see it now. Lathering her soft skin with lavender suds, gently carressing each plate with a gentle stroke, eating away at the scraps of freshly prepared lasagna.

Haha, I had a doctors note a long time ago stating it is too dangerous for me to do the dishes. I managed to stab myself with a knife the Las time I attempted to clean up.

Doing dishes is for men. I cook. Hrrr.

Billup · 06-17-2015, 07:42 AM

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Haha, I had a doctors note a long time ago stating it is too dangerous for me to do the dishes. I managed to stab myself with a knife the Las time I attempted to clean up.

Doing dishes is for men. I cook. Hrrr.

You...., uh...., h..... how'd you do that?!

I can cook, do dishes, clean, yardwork, car work, and make sandwiches...,

I hope this doesn't mean there's something wrong with me.

upstatedoc · 06-17-2015, 07:43 AM

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This is no boating accident!

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