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      03-22-2018, 05:00 PM   #947
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Just found out my wife of 12 yrs is pregnant with our first she is only 1 month in so she wont let me tell anyone yet. So i had to get it off my chest.
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Your life is going to change drastically. After the first year which sucks, it gets better though. Stay strong through the first year. It really does get better.
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Just found out my wife of 12 yrs is pregnant with our first she is only 1 month in so she wont let me tell anyone yet. So i had to get it off my chest.
My wife didn't even tell her parents till she was like 8 month in
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First one smelled like food and stunk up my car, like Fat Burger.
Second was a smart ass bitching why I didn’t have an aux cord. While I agreed with him I still docked him for the principle of the thing.
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Wish there were a dummy's guide for dad's to be. This is golden advice
I thought I should give him the absolute basics first and if he gets through the first trimester I'll tell him about the nesting instincts, and on the third we'll have to tell him how to survive the first two weeks with a baby.
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and on the third we'll have to tell him how to survive the first two weeks with a baby.
Oooh, oooh - I know the answer to this one!! This is where the dad books a hotel and stays away for the two weeks right??
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Oooh, oooh - I know the answer to this one!! This is where the dad books a hotel and stays away for the two weeks right??
That actually would work!

Oh coffee Joe, I should get a Nobel prize for the tips I have for the baby year!
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That actually would work!

Oh coffee Joe, I should get a Nobel prize for the tips I have for the baby year!
I'm not sure causing couples to divorce is quite what the Nobel Peace prize had in mind with respect to the "Peace" component of the award....
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I'm not sure causing couples to divorce is quite what the Nobel Peace prize had in mind with respect to the "Peace" component of the award....
I'm preventing murders!

Shut up!

I can't believe I still want a baby considering how wonderfully pregnancies suited me. An earlier poster said his wife told her parents when she was on the eight month. My mom asked me to stop dieting on the 7th month and to do a few situps. That's when I remembered to tell her we were going to have a baby number two.
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Shut up!

I can't believe I still want a baby considering how wonderfully pregnancies suited me. An earlier poster said his wife told her parents when she was on the eight month. My mom asked me to stop dieting on the 7th month and to do a few situps. That's when I remembered to tell her we were going to have a baby number two.
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the past and from mistakes of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
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Who peed in your coffee?

I'm on a such a good mood today I feel like singing!
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I'm on a such a good mood today I feel like singing!
Please don’t.

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Who peed in your coffee?

I'm on a such a good mood today I feel like singing!
Why do you want to go and ruin someone else's perfectly fine day by doing that? I don't recall Finns being known for their songbird qualities...

No, I'm just tired. I need my beauty sleep even though it hasn't changed my horrible visage a bit over the years, and this past week I've been up at 6am sharp every day pretty much and going to bed around 11pm because I'm working on tax returns all night. Basically work at the office all day, then bring home a stack of returns and work all night after eating dinner with the kids and my wife...starting to wear on me, and I have a little over a month of this left.

Plus, that's one of my favourite quotes.
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Please don’t.

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My kids had the same request.
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Why do you want to go and ruin someone else's perfectly fine day by doing that? I don't recall Finns being known for their songbird qualities...

No, I'm just tired. I need my beauty sleep even though it hasn't changed my horrible visage a bit over the years, and this past week I've been up at 6am sharp every day pretty much and going to bed around 11pm because I'm working on tax returns all night. Basically work at the office all day, then bring home a stack of returns and work all night after eating dinner with the kids and my wife...starting to wear on me, and I have a little over a month of this left.

Plus, that's one of my favourite quotes.
Yeah, you have too many balls in the air. Same here but this is the life we've chosen.
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My kids had the same request.
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They are my hero’s
You're so mean to me when I've tried to save your marriage even once!

Just tell me where I can ship my tiny maniacs to.
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You're so mean to me when I've tried to save your marriage even once!

Just tell me where I can ship my tiny maniacs to.
Club Madonna in South Beach. That’ll teach em!

Back on topic: if I clog a toilet outside of my home I don’t do anything about it.
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For fucks sake everybody knows you send me pics of your hotdogs!

We get it! Finland doesn't do hotdogs with all the shit well but you're just making me fat!

Stop sending me junk food pics!
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