Confess here

ItsGary · 04-07-2018, 06:08 PM

sometimes other peoples cars downshifting scares me

F30lolz · 04-07-2018, 06:46 PM

When I delivered pizza in my e28 528e, e46 325xi and e39 M5, I would drag my balls across pizza pies for people who never tipped.

ItsGary · 04-08-2018, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

When I delivered pizza in my e28 528e, e46 325xi and e39 M5, I would drag my balls across pizza pies for people who never tipped.

i forget in the US you can pay for your pizza online

Bluecabrio · 04-08-2018, 05:48 PM

When working in telesales, I'd overhear a customer service colleague sat nearby say "just a moment I'll put you through to sales" and would mark my phone as busy to avoid the call.

Xtabi · 04-08-2018, 06:41 PM

I confess I mixed new AA batteries with old ones in blatant disregard, and disdain, to the warning label on my TV remote.

Please forgive me.

asiflicious · 04-09-2018, 02:23 PM

I like getting my ass eaten. Seriously, one of life's little pleasures

Darth One · 04-09-2018, 02:42 PM

a recent houseguest was blamed for eating all my wife's custom M&M's. confession #1: that "houseguest" looks an awful lot like the picture on my driver license.

confession #2: i am married to someone who orders custom M&M's

1MOREMOD · 04-09-2018, 07:00 PM

Wtf is a custom mnm

bimmette · 04-09-2018, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Wtf is a custom mnm

M&Ms that you can order with 1MoreMod on them

F30lolz · 04-09-2018, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Wtf is a custom mnm

It’s like a Haitian, only smaller.

1MOREMOD · 04-09-2018, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

M&Ms that you can order with 1MoreMod on them

I'd be embarrassed to admit that

Darth One · 04-09-2018, 09:09 PM

that's why it's in the confessional thread!!!

1MOREMOD · 04-09-2018, 09:17 PM

Okay, I've fallen out of a boat twice being the only occupant ome of those while in motion. Also jumped out of moving boat after my drink.

Gray_Panther · 04-09-2018, 09:29 PM

I don't respect my future mother in law.

MKSixer · 04-09-2018, 09:39 PM

Drove my parents cars around the yard without permission or a license (of course) when I was 10.

Ali Shiralian · 04-09-2018, 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

Drove my parents cars around the yard without permission or a license (of course) when I was 10.

This is almost identical to when I was 13 and my dad had just bought his BMW, a 528 I with extended bumpers in royal blue, left town on the same day on a business trip and gave the keys to my mom and told her make sure non of the kids go even near the car never mind opening the doors. Long story short once he'd left, I convinced my mom to give me the keys so I can at least see the interior. To this day I have no idea why she fell for it so I took the cat to my friends house, picked him up then went to pick up another buddy and drove the car on the Hwy doing 180 kilo and on a tiny alleyway scarteched the side of the brand new car. Drove the car back home gave the keys to my mom and packed a back pack and went to hide in my aunts house for a week.

Cheers

King Rudi · 04-10-2018, 09:21 AM

My ex-wife (who isn't very smart) used to ask me meanings of words and phrases she would overhear in conversations. I would intentionally give her the wrong info just to secretly laugh to myself when I would hear her try to use the word or phrase in conversation later. (i.e. the word defecate - I remember telling her that this meant to put a lot of thought and effort into something. The look on peoples faces when they would compliment her on things such as meals only to hear her say that she took a long time defecating on it.)

This happened so often and for so long that she, still to this day, has no idea what I told her what was accurate or false. I do love, that now after almost 10 years of being divorced, she will get upset with me and throw some big words out there that she still has no clue their true meaning.

Do I feel guilty or bad about it? Nah, she has the same ability to use the interweb as anyone else to find answers. I would love to hear someone interview her for a job now.

Moral of the story.....don't mess with Scorpios.

upstatedoc · 04-10-2018, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Gray_Panther

I don't respect my future mother in law.

go on...

Never_Enough · 04-10-2018, 09:39 AM

I love titties.

Gray_Panther · 04-10-2018, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gray_Panther

I don't respect my future mother in law.

go on...

Let's put it this way. If Pandora's box was in front of her she would open it. All the world will fall into ruin and after an extensive period of time the world would come back together again.

And one day Pandora's box would appear in front of her again, she would open it again! Even after realizing that it was her fault the first time.

///M Power-Belgium · 04-10-2018, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Gray_Panther

I don't respect my future mother in law.

That's a normal reaction .

///M Power-Belgium · 04-10-2018, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Never_Enough

I love titties.

Cup size ?

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04-10-2018, 09:21 AM	#1029
King Rudi Lieutenant Colonel 13077 Rep 1,965 Posts Drives: Meat Suit Join Date: Sep 2017 Location: Planet Earth iTrader: (0)	My ex-wife (who isn't very smart) used to ask me meanings of words and phrases she would overhear in conversations. I would intentionally give her the wrong info just to secretly laugh to myself when I would hear her try to use the word or phrase in conversation later. (i.e. the word defecate - I remember telling her that this meant to put a lot of thought and effort into something. The look on peoples faces when they would compliment her on things such as meals only to hear her say that she took a long time defecating on it.) This happened so often and for so long that she, still to this day, has no idea what I told her what was accurate or false. I do love, that now after almost 10 years of being divorced, she will get upset with me and throw some big words out there that she still has no clue their true meaning. Do I feel guilty or bad about it? Nah, she has the same ability to use the interweb as anyone else to find answers. I would love to hear someone interview her for a job now. Moral of the story.....don't mess with Scorpios.
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