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      08-22-2021, 12:14 PM   #10319
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You're going to laugh at my next date. I'm going to try to keep it a surprise until after it happens. How do we send pictures through DM? Anyone know?
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Did I mention he has a misspelled tattoo on his chest? I told him he had to remove it to hang out with me Should I post the photo?

Now I’m just being mean.
Still waiting for the pic...
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Did I mention he has a misspelled tattoo on his chest? I told him he had to remove it to hang out with me Should I post the photo?

Now I’m just being mean.
I hope it's like this level of bad.
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Son of a. Lmao

Well, fuck you very much.
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It's my fault. Should've read all the way through but, like most of you, first thing we think of when we hear someone's stupid enough to pursue Sa…. I mean stupid enough to have a misspelled tattoo on chest.

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It's my fault. Should've read all the way through but, like most of you, first thing we think of when we hear someone's stupid enough to pursue Sa…. I mean stupid enough to have a misspelled tattoo on chest.

Oh fuck off I'm a fun person to be around
Apparently not to a certain chopper pilot.
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He called me a red flag

TBH, I’ve been called worse
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Pfftt. Red flag. What a fucking rookie.

You're not a red flag. You're CRIMSON. Illuminated in LED. With arrows flashing.

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Pfftt. Red flag. What a fucking rookie.

You're not a red flag. You're CRIMSON. Illuminated in LED. With arrows flashing.

I dodged a bullet with him. I haven't had once so pressing to meet in a while. Probably would have ended up on a Friday night episode of dateline
All kidding aside? Yes. Refrained from commenting as some seemed to sympathize with the guy. There were so many things wrong with his responses, much to unpack but yeah, ultimately I think you are right. Dodged a major bullet. Probably a damn good reason he's been single and a damn good reason he even called it out himself and said he'll be single for awhile, lol. No shit, Sherlock.

Demanding and pushy is no buenos, regardless of gender. If I'm tired, I'm tired. If I'm hungry, I'm hungry. If the comment after that is - "you're just like all the other females / males?" Then that tells me all I need to know about your dumb ass.

With that said, you also owe us an apology. You not becoming a statistic has removed what could've been a talking point for us in OT for YEARS to come. "Hey, you remember the serial ax murder who chased Sara around the globe in a chopper? Yeah, those were some crazy times…"
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All kidding aside? Yes. Refrained from commenting as some seemed to sympathize with the guy. There were so many things wrong with his responses, much to unpack but yeah, ultimately I think you are right. Dodged a major bullet. Probably a damn good reason he's been single and a damn good reason he even called it out himself and said he'll be single for awhile, lol. No shit, Sherlock.

Demanding and pushy is no buenos, regardless of gender. If I'm tired, I'm tired. If I'm hungry, I'm hungry. If the comment after that is - "you're just like all the other females / males?" Then that tells me all I need to know about your dumb ass.

With that said, you also owe us an apology. You not becoming a statistic has removed what could've been a talking point for us in OT for YEARS to come. "Hey, you remember the serial ax murder who chased Sara around the globe in a chopper? Yeah, those were some crazy times…"
Wait a minute! Who says I would have been the victim? I pack heat!
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All kidding aside? Yes. Refrained from commenting as some seemed to sympathize with the guy. There were so many things wrong with his responses, much to unpack but yeah, ultimately I think you are right. Dodged a major bullet. Probably a damn good reason he's been single and a damn good reason he even called it out himself and said he'll be single for awhile, lol. No shit, Sherlock.

Demanding and pushy is no buenos, regardless of gender. If I'm tired, I'm tired. If I'm hungry, I'm hungry. If the comment after that is - "you're just like all the other females / males?" Then that tells me all I need to know about your dumb ass.

With that said, you also owe us an apology. You not becoming a statistic has removed what could've been a talking point for us in OT for YEARS to come. "Hey, you remember the serial ax murder who chased Sara around the globe in a chopper? Yeah, those were some crazy times…"
Wait a minute! Who says I would have been the victim? I pack heat!
Oh come on. It's not hard to figure out your kryptonite.

*holds open flame to Louboutins or Birkin bag.
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*holds open flame to Louboutins or Birkin bag.
I don’t own any expensive bags. My purses are from Target
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Oh come on. It's not hard to figure out your kryptonite.

*holds open flame to Louboutins or Birkin bag.
I don't own any expensive bags. My purses are from Target
I'd like to point out you did NOT comment on the red bottoms though.
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All kidding aside? Yes. Refrained from commenting as some seemed to sympathize with the guy. There were so many things wrong with his responses, much to unpack but yeah, ultimately I think you are right. Dodged a major bullet. Probably a damn good reason he's been single and a damn good reason he even called it out himself and said he'll be single for awhile, lol. No shit, Sherlock.

Demanding and pushy is no buenos, regardless of gender. If I'm tired, I'm tired. If I'm hungry, I'm hungry. If the comment after that is - "you're just like all the other females / males?" Then that tells me all I need to know about your dumb ass.

With that said, you also owe us an apology. You not becoming a statistic has removed what could've been a talking point for us in OT for YEARS to come. "Hey, you remember the serial ax murder who chased Sara around the globe in a chopper? Yeah, those were some crazy times…"
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I still can't believe he didn't laser that off
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Ha! Excellent.

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I still can't believe he didn't laser that off
I can’t believe you were considering meeting someone with that particular tattoo, on the chest, and the worst is the misspelling. I mean, that’s the trifecta of no if I’ve seen one…
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I can’t believe you were considering meeting someone with that particular tattoo, on the chest, and the worst is the misspelling. I mean, that’s the trifecta of no if I’ve seen one…
Hey man, it's been a global pandemic. Pickings are slim?
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