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      10-29-2014, 03:05 PM   #1035
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Another thing that gets me. When someone parks too close to me and I have to get in through my passenger door. FUCKERS. Today is not my day.
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He actually said to me a couple days ago that he has no luck in the relationship department. I’m thinking hmmm, maybe it’s because you smell like a litter box?
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That's Billup's phallus? I mean, his original work? It looks familiar..
Pretty much. Also funny dude's telling me to act like an adult. He must be having a moment of clarity in between drinks or something.
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      10-29-2014, 04:45 PM   #1042
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What have you done with the REAL Billup???
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      10-29-2014, 05:04 PM   #1043
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Why do we love the ones we hate so much
that's because they are ususally good in bed
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      10-29-2014, 06:47 PM   #1044
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What have you done with the REAL Billup???
I was incognito. I can't be fun all the time, otherwise there'd be no surprises.
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Another thing that gets me. When someone parks too close to me and I have to get in through my passenger door. FUCKERS. Today is not my day.
Someone did this to me at work today.

I have a valve stem tool in my armrest. He's on second shift, so he will see a flat tire when he walks up to his stupid fucking truck tonight.
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Someone did this to me at work today.

I have a valve stem tool in my armrest. He's on second shift, so he will see a flat tire when he walks up to his stupid fucking truck tonight.
Not cool. Don't ever f@ck with another man's automobile, just don't do it. You wait for him outside and challenge him to a duel instead.

Where is your sense of honor, eh?
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Not cool. Don't ever f@ck with another man's automobile, just don't do it. You wait for him outside and challenge him to a duel instead.

Where is your sense of honor, eh?
I don't have one. I'm an asshole.


If this guy has a sense of humor, he will leave me and my parking spot in the boonies the fuck alone. That is humor. For me. Fuck him.
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I don't have one. I'm an asshole.


If this guy has a sense of humor, he will leave me and my parking spot in the boonies the fuck alone. That is humor. For me. Fuck him.
Disagree on that one, but ok.
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Disagree on that one, but ok.
He will be fine. All he needs is a valve stem. There was plenty enough room for him to give myself space along with the car on the other side. However, the guy on the other side got more space, and there is blocked off parking on my side and I park over those lines.

Logistics. That's what UPS is all about. As well as myself.


I park far away from everyone so I'm not disrespected. Fuck you if you want to disrespect me. That is called the American way. Fuck him leaving that place. He had his chance.
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He will be fine. All he needs is a valve stem. There was plenty enough room for him to give myself space along with the car on the other side. However, the guy on the other side got more space, and there is blocked off parking on my side and I park over those lines.

Logistics. That's what UPS is all about. As well as myself.


I park far away from everyone so I'm not disrespected. Fuck you if you want to disrespect me. That is called the American way. Fuck him leaving that place. He had his chance.
Shit man, you convinced me. I guess since you are doing something that is easily reversible to his car, not like a circumcision or anything
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      10-29-2014, 07:51 PM   #1051
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Someone did this to me at work today.

I have a valve stem tool in my armrest. He's on second shift, so he will see a flat tire when he walks up to his stupid fucking truck tonight.
Must be a conspiracy as I had that happen too. They re-striped the lot at work and made every spot inches smaller to get a couple dozen more spots, stupid city of Irvine. Anyhow I park same spot every day up against a curb with bushes leaving plenty of room on the driver side. Some stupid bat shit crazy women in a beat to shit Audi B4 bodied sedan pulls next to me with all the right side tires completely over the line where I can't even open the door. Now I'm in the car, I look over at here with the WTF look and she waves Hi. You wrinkled old hag learn to park. I had to move my car.
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      10-29-2014, 09:11 PM   #1052
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Almost got broadsided in a parking lot today by some dumbshit student who was driving while scratching her forehead or something. Hand over her face. She comes around the corner on my side of the road so I swung way left as far as I could go while leaning on the horn. She stopped maybe 6 inches from my passenger side. In Illinois parking lot accidents are considered 50/50. My insurance would have been all screwed up because some dipshit didn't think watching where she was driving was a necessity.
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      10-29-2014, 09:16 PM   #1053
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There were 2 hot chicks today that parked next to me and I actually got the phone number for one without the knowledge of the other. Then I saw the second hot chick and was about to get her number too when the first happened to see. She ran up on the second girl and they got in a fight. Punching, hair pulling, bruises and road rash when they hit the ground.

It made them both ugly. Luckily, the paper with my phone number fell on the ground so I could take it back.

That type of shit bothers me. I mean 2 hot chicks, potential smashing without having to buy dinner first and then they made themselves ugly.
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      10-29-2014, 09:28 PM   #1054
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Must be a conspiracy as I had that happen too. They re-striped the lot at work and made every spot inches smaller to get a couple dozen more spots, stupid city of Irvine. Anyhow I park same spot every day up against a curb with bushes leaving plenty of room on the driver side. Some stupid bat shit crazy women in a beat to shit Audi B4 bodied sedan pulls next to me with all the right side tires completely over the line where I can't even open the door. Now I'm in the car, I look over at here with the WTF look and she waves Hi. You wrinkled old hag learn to park. I had to move my car.
I'm the ass that would make her old ass have a miserable day.


You KNOW if you park like an ass by someones driver side door. Fuck that shit, I'm not putting up with shit. Fuck anyone that tries that shit on me. Sober or not.
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      10-30-2014, 08:35 AM   #1055
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      10-30-2014, 08:40 AM   #1056
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There is an easy solution to these parking issues.

1. Always park near the back if possible away from other cars.
2. Always use a corner spot when possible and back in, park close to the edge closest to the corner. (Meaning, away from the adjoining parking spot.)

This way, you're less likely to have anyone park next to you, there can only be one car parked next to you if anyone does happen to do so, and since you are as far away as possible from the adjoining parking space, there is less likelihood of said car actually being close enough to hit your car with their door or blocking you.
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