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      10-07-2014, 06:57 PM   #89
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I commend thee. Thou ist a memorable man for livingeth to thy life inside the lifeth of my life. Thou ist aloudeth the return to thy baconeth threadeth.
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I'm going to have to buy this dress, I'm going to have to go to a dinner soon with a few vegans. This might help me with having to come up with an other excuse for the next invite.
Hey Lups if you look like that then how about coming to visit me in Hawaii!
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I had a shitty day yesterday, so I made myself a bacon pita sandwich for late dinner. That was a completely ingenious idea, and one of the best meals I've done while in the states. Thanks guys for the idea!
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I had a shitty day yesterday, so I made myself a bacon pita sandwich for late dinner. That was a completely ingenious idea, and one of the best meals I've done while in the states. Thanks guys for the idea!

Bacon is never a bad idea
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I had a shitty day yesterday, so I made myself a bacon pita sandwich for late dinner. That was a completely ingenious idea, and one of the best meals I've done while in the states. Thanks guys for the idea!
Bacon's usually for men but I've seen my wife throw down several pieces in a sitting.
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Bacon's usually for men but I've seen my wife throw down several pieces in a sitting.
Haha, I lived on bacon while in training season, calories were in such a demand my mother got sick of the smell. Oh the memories.
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I made a bacon sandwich for dinner. I did not take pictures, so I am banning myself from this thread. Sorry guys. I'm a failure.
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I feel so sorry for myself.......



because I do not have a bacon at home.
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Ron makes my days a lot better. I love humor like that.

My bacon sandwich yesterday was a disaster. I cooked the bacon perfectly, but because I was drinking, I threw some bread with cheese under the broiler, closed the oven door, and walked away not thinking about it. Burned my bread. Still ate it though. It was alright.

*mind you that day when I got home from work, they had put a pamphlet in all the doors in the building about preventing house fires from leaving the oven unattended. LOL
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