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      04-21-2016, 12:18 AM   #89
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The strawberries in oxnard taste like they were grown in a pile of S$#^!
I thought we were supposed to be fighting Those are the sweetest ones. I actually PAY somebody for bags of cow shit to put on my garden each year. I can't figure out why I PAY them for shit, but I do.
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