[ASBSECU E93]

ok - so I'll make this comment and then only check for witty replies

Eliza Shelsinger is the HOTTEST female comic today...See below for actual proof

That being said - Schumer isn't fat when compared to what most women look like. She just isn't that funny now, or even when she was skinnier...

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

ok - so I'll make this comment and then only check for witty replies

Eliza Shelsinger is the HOTTEST female comic today...See below for actual proof

That being said - Schumer isn't fat when compared to what most women look like. She just isn't that funny now, or even when she was skinnier...

Yes, very nice.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Yes, very nice.

A little chunky though; my spark club gap tool only measured .030 inches of thigh gap. Minimum 0.1 inches to not be a fatty. She needs to hit a hot room and skip a couple of the celery stalks... pig!

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

A little chunky though; my spark club gap tool only measured .030 inches of thigh gap. Minimum 0.1 inches to not be a fatty. She needs to hit a hot room and skip a couple of the celery stalks... pig!

This guy is setting men back 100 years

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

A little chunky though; my spark club gap tool only measured .030 inches of thigh gap. Minimum 0.1 inches to not be a fatty. She needs to hit a hot room and skip a couple of the celery stalks... pig!

Pig! LMAO!

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Ok. I'm sorry.
*cries*
*eats Mr Tonka 's other 12 cookies - weight shoots up to 1.2 Schumers*

Is that a selfie of Amy Schumer?

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by TomD335xicoupe

Wow sucked me into reading this entire thred. Chanel surfing the other day and I just watched her show live at the Apalo theater on tv.
I thought she was funny enough to watch it to the end, had a few laughs. Stand up is a real contact sport, can't be easy. Although she is not my idea of a supermodel , I thought she had great legs especially in that short skirt and high heels, yea a little thick but come on fat! Halarious to think about what all you people look like when reading this , granted you could all be the beautiful ones but still hilarious to picture some out of shape, mullet hair , yellow tooth couch potato commenting on your sexual preference twords her because she eats a few extra donuts at breakfast. if I had a shot at having sex with her I would jump at it in a heartbeat and come back for more when ever offered. I don't have a preference to intellectual , slap stick or vulgar comedy what ever works for me at the moment and the other night she worked for me.

Spell much?

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Is that a selfie of Amy Schumer?

OMG... no, I was inspired by NEFARIOUS 's pictographic expertise, so I posted a "we got beef" pictogram.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

ok - so I'll make this comment and then only check for witty replies

Eliza Shelsinger is the HOTTEST female comic today...See below for actual proof

That being said - Schumer isn't fat when compared to what most women look like. She just isn't that funny now, or even when she was skinnier...

Nice body. But if you look closely....looks like

[shoei]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

ok - so I'll make this comment and then only check for witty replies

Eliza Shelsinger is the HOTTEST female comic today...See below for actual proof

That being said - Schumer isn't fat when compared to what most women look like. She just isn't that funny now, or even when she was skinnier...

Wonder if the abs are implants... Already don't recognize her after the nose job... Soon, she won't be able to talk after her lip injections...

She's been getting quite a bit of work done since her earlier days, so you have failed, asb !!!

With that said though, I've always had this strange crush for sarah silverman... Can't quite figure it out...

[Verbiage]

Heh, shoei is definitely back.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

OMG... no, I was inspired by NEFARIOUS 's pictographic expertise, so I posted a "we got beef" pictogram.

I ain't got beef with anyone, unless his IQ is lower than body temp.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by shoei

Wonder if the abs are implants... Already don't recognize her after the nose job... Soon, she won't be able to talk after her lip injections...

She's been getting quite a bit of work done since her earlier days, so you have failed, asb !!!

With that said though, I've always had this strange crush for sarah silverman... Can't quite figure it out...

Maybe you like the abuse of dating a nice Jewish girl.

For some reason I always envision Sarah Silverman laughing like Fram Drescher in the Nanny.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Maybe you like the abuse of dating a nice Jewish girl.

For some reason I always envision Sarah Silverman laughing like Fram Drescher in the Nanny.

For the record, I'd like to point out that nowhere did I say her laugh turns me on...

She's like my crush of shame... We all have one... It's not like some of our southern members where their crush of shame is a cousin or even a sister...

[Beartato]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Maybe you like the abuse of dating a nice Jewish girl.

For some reason I always envision Sarah Silverman laughing like Fram Drescher in the Nanny.

Speaking of strange crushes, I've always had a thing for Fran Drescher.

Also, come on guys. Amy Schumer a cow? Grow up. We all know she's Miss Piggy incarnate.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by shoei

For the record, I'd like to point out that nowhere did I say her laugh turns me on...

She's like my crush of shame... We all have one... It's not like some of our southern members where their crush of shame is a cousin or even a sister...

So close to a good insult... no shame in those crushes down here partner! Maybe a crush on one them illegals... that'd be a crush of shame.

[1MOREMOD]

Never heard of that naked one.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by shoei

Wonder if the abs are implants... Already don't recognize her after the nose job... Soon, she won't be able to talk after her lip injections...

She's been getting quite a bit of work done since her earlier days, so you have failed, asb !!!

With that said though, I've always had this strange crush for sarah silverman... Can't quite figure it out...

The ban is OVER!!!

I need to see about getting you on this list again

[shoei]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

So close to a good insult... no shame in those crushes down here partner! Maybe a crush on one them illegals... that'd be a crush of shame.

Aaannndddd, we may have accidentally just discovered that jtodd's wife may be his sister...

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

So close to a good insult... no shame in those crushes down here partner! Maybe a crush on one them illegals... that'd be a crush of shame.

Aaaaaagghhhh. Just had flashback of illegals discussion.

Bbbbbbbbmw....bbbbbmw......

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by shoei

Aaannndddd, we may have accidentally just discovered that jtodd's wife may be his sister...

Murica! That dude is my neighbor.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Never heard of that naked one.

Remember - didn't say she was funny either, just really HOT