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      06-29-2018, 03:08 PM   #89
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I thought you liked tri-pods
Those have nothing on big, long duracells.

I'll work on this statement after you coarify yours a bit. Tripod is an all action in one cell? Is so, that's just one clay formation.

Now, if we get a three engine action version in my way, I'd totally fight till the end.

Totally.
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Those have nothing on big, long duracells.

I'll work on this statement after you coarify yours a bit. Tripod is an all action in one cell? Is so, that's just one clay formation.

Now, if we get a three engine action version in my way, I'd totally fight till the end.

Totally.
A man with a penis so big, it is interpreted as a third leg, hence 'tripod'
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A man with a penis so big, it is interpreted as a third leg, hence 'tripod'
Oh, since this is a car forum I thought a man so old he had a crutch and a feeble heartbeat! I wasn't thinking in that way...

I thought of a hydrocopter approach. You know, 16 propellers, four drivetrains and probably speaking German.

But three powershafts could have been a bit much to comprehend.

We need to talk about penises, you and I. Clearly you have a source for better knowledge I have.
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So THATS why the girls called me that when they thought I couldn't hear them
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So THATS why the girls called me that when they thought I couldn't hear them
Honey, it was the cane you needed for walking. If not, we would've been friends a long time ago.
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For the record, the op let me in, and as the biggest perv here, I took it.

This ain't my fault.
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Did Jody steal your boyfriend, Judy?

That's cool, let's have a spa day. I know where to score men that'll make you feel better!
I'm not even sure how to reply to this. I feel like I'm in a M. Night Shyamalan movie.

Let's break this down to reduce confusion to those who aren't LUPS. I am a man, my name is Jody, LUPS can't read so she thought I was a woman with the name of Judy. As a joke, I changed my user name to Not_Judy. Now that we are all caught up, even if Judy and Jody weren't the same person (fuck I can't believe I just typed that) Jody is not gay in order to steal anyone's boyfriend. Fuck Lups you're starting to confuse me on who the hell I am. I can't wait to be able to change my name again so I can start over as a new user......dammit.
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So THATS why the girls called me that when they thought I couldn't hear them
Honey, it was the cane you needed for walking. If not, we would've been friends a long time ago.
There's also the fact that my legs are five inches long
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I'm not even sure how to reply to this. I feel like I'm in a M. Night Shyamalan movie.

Let's break this down to reduce confusion to those who aren't LUPS. I am a man, my name is Jody, LUPS can't read so she thought I was a woman with the name of Judy. As a joke, I changed my user name to Not_Judy. Now that we are all caught up, even if Judy and Jody weren't the same person (fuck I can't believe I just typed that) Jody is not gay in order to steal anyone's boyfriend. Fuck Lups you're starting to confuse me on who the hell I am.
You changed your handle, not me!

I can't read for shit, but you can either be my Judy with the handle Not_Jody, or you're a really hot chick who stole my Judy from waxed up Jody who will need tips in how to handle ingrowing hair soon.
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There's also the fact that my legs are five inches long
Well, then a three inch penis works well as an extra platform if you lean forward.
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Again, blame the op. I didn't comment until he allowed females in here!
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There's also the fact that my legs are five inches long
Well, then a three inch penis works well as an extra platform if you lean forward.
Should I change my user name to "Eileen", then? I might do it if I can get an invite to that spa day with you and Judy
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Again, blame the op. I didn't comment until he allowed females in here!
You should start that :"ask a female anything" thread again
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You should start that :"ask a female anything" thread again
Wasn't my thread babe, but I do have one idea how to incorporate that, and the " post a pic of how you see other members" and this.
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Wasn't my thread babe, but I do have one idea how to incorporate that, and the " post a pic of how you see other members" and this.
What happened to all those other gals? biorin was hilarious as well. Her thread, right?
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You changed your handle, not me!

I can't read for shit, but you can either be my Judy with the handle Not_Jody, or you're a really hot chick who stole my Judy from waxed up Jody who will need tips in how to handle ingrowing hair soon.
This continues to get more and more bizarre. All reality is lost here.
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Should I change my user name to "Eileen", then? I might do it if I can get an invite to that spa day with you and Judy
It took me over a month to spot his changed handle, I thought my Judy stopped posting!

I'm not exactly the most femaleish member here, I don't even allow my hair to be cut by anyone. I'm that allergic to girly shit.
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Female kangaroos have three vaginas.
Yet men call me a cunt here...

I like my men like I like my clay. Easy to mold, and when hardened, reusable.
I DID NOT!



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Should I change my user name to "Eileen", then? I might do it if I can get an invite to that spa day with you and Judy
FFS.....I don't even want an invite.
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It took me over a month to spot his changed handle, I thought my Judy stopped posting!

I'm not exactly the most femaleish member here, I don't even allow my hair to be cut by anyone. I'm that allergic to girly shit.
When my handle was Just_Jody you thought my name was Judy.....When I changed it to Not_Judy (and kept the same picture) suddenly Judy did not equate to Judy to you???
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