Taking a Shit at Work... Yay or Nah?

upstatedoc · 09-24-2019, 10:13 AM

target destroyed:mission accomplished

dreamingat30fps · 09-28-2019, 02:43 AM

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Originally Posted by wrickem

I'm printing that out and I'll put it up myself after what just happened!

I was taking a leak in our very posh work bathroom, with very nice sinks and good smelling (sweet almond) soap. A miserable coworker took the smelliest and loudest dump and walked out without washing his hands. He's the kind guy that would just say F&#k you and walk away if you called him out, he's older than dirt and hopefully retiring soon.

The only way I figure that anybody can get their poop to smell that bad is is to live on a diet consuming actual dog shit.

I was trapped in there until somebody else came in since I didn't want to touch the door lever, and being green we don't have paper towels.

That sign is going up today!

I'm sure this guy will see that glorious sign and immediately re-evaluate his life choices

VA Jay · 10-01-2019, 07:16 PM

Leave it where you get it.

PhatLyfe · 10-02-2019, 11:15 AM

nothing wrong taking a dump @ work, but there is now reason to have a conversation or taking a call while the stall next to you is playing either the trumpet or tuba playing star spangled banner at the same time.

I use the bathroom in the company gym instead.

Solidjake · 10-02-2019, 03:08 PM

Always, know which bathrooms to go to depending on the day of the week as well lol

Darth One · 10-02-2019, 06:41 PM

So are there official guidelines for what makes an office poop big/impressive enough to send pics of it to your group chats and Internet forums? Asking for a friend

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10-02-2019, 11:15 AM	#92
PhatLyfe Major 983 Rep 1,143 Posts Drives: 2018 F83 AW/SO ZCP Join Date: Jul 2016 Location: Somerset County iTrader: (0)	nothing wrong taking a dump @ work, but there is now reason to have a conversation or taking a call while the stall next to you is playing either the trumpet or tuba playing star spangled banner at the same time. I use the bathroom in the company gym instead.
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10-02-2019, 06:41 PM	#94
Darth One drunk poster 6465 Rep 3,648 Posts Drives: M4 GTS \| E46 M3 Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: FL iTrader: (0)	So are there official guidelines for what makes an office poop big/impressive enough to send pics of it to your group chats and Internet forums? Asking for a friend
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