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      04-14-2011, 03:37 PM   #89
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Well, you guys simply don't seem to like Asian women.
I like realistic females, not a fantasy like some of the virgins on here.
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      04-14-2011, 03:44 PM   #90
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I like realistic females, not a fantasy like some of the virgins on here.
I ain't no virgin bruh.
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      04-14-2011, 03:45 PM   #91
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I like realistic females, not a fantasy like some of the virgins on here.
^ Virgin
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      04-14-2011, 03:46 PM   #92
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She looks disgusting

and 90lbs vs 115lbs is a huge difference.. HUGE
Plus, it really depends on body type as well

Take Sora Aoi (JAV) for example:


Her specs are almost dead on to my ex (with Sora having G cup breasts vs F, Japanese specs), and my ex only weighed about 105lbs.
Sora weighs about the same.

I am not referring to dead skinny girls who don't eat...
It depends on where the weight goes.
dis bish was my favorite jav model a couple years ago.
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      04-14-2011, 04:01 PM   #93
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I like realistic females, not a fantasy like some of the virgins on here.
Sora Aoi isn't really a fantasy type girl.

When I was living in Japan, there was a variety of different Asian women; you can't compare what we have in America to the source :P

Just like how in Germany they have Merc and BMW taxis...
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      04-14-2011, 05:07 PM   #94
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Just like how in Germany they have Merc and BMW taxis...
Not only in Germany, most of EU have MERCs, Beemers and Audi's for a cabs
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      04-14-2011, 05:12 PM   #95
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Not only in Germany, most of EU have MERCs, Beemers and Audi's for a cabs
There ya go, making my point stronger lol
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      04-14-2011, 05:31 PM   #96
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I did smash the girl next to me. But if the first girl wasnt in your guys' weight class i cant possibly see how this one is. However, her boobs were fucking amazing, and she had a great booty.



Thats her, and our local jersey shore agent, vincent.

ive got noodz of her that would blow your minds
Dude this girl is a million times better than that Amy Whinehouse looking chick next to her. I have no problem smashing skinnies as long as they're attractive and have an ass. Ass is a must!!! I've done the mistake of smashing skinny, it wasn't fun at all!! A Hyundai can take more of a beating than a skinny chick. I honestly don't see how some of you are attractive to fucking chop sticks

PM noodz of the Spanish chick!
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      04-14-2011, 06:25 PM   #97
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Thats her and her new BF. I'd say shes pretty hot. Shes a dentistry major, at the time i was dating her she was a Pharm major, no idea why she was taking a programming course. never really thought about it honestly.
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      04-14-2011, 06:30 PM   #98
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      04-14-2011, 07:23 PM   #99
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Whats it like to be with a girl???
















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      04-14-2011, 08:42 PM   #100
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Lots of people idk asking for noodz. Bav, never got a PM with your email btw. i suppose i could send it to you on FB but i'd rather not...
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      04-14-2011, 09:00 PM   #101
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      04-14-2011, 09:20 PM   #102
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      04-14-2011, 09:45 PM   #103
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WTF.
Under 95 they are just a sack of skin and bone with no ass or tits. 115 can have full tits and a nice ass while still being slim.(All based on average height of 5'6")
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      04-14-2011, 09:45 PM   #104
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      04-14-2011, 09:46 PM   #105
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If you fuck ~100lb girls, you might as well fuck little boys. Or you already do.
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      04-14-2011, 09:55 PM   #106
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If you fuck ~100lb girls, you might as well fuck little boys. Or you already do.
didn't some poster recently go to thailand????
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      04-14-2011, 10:01 PM   #107
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I only fuck asians, last chick was 105 with c-cup, 24 inch waist and 30 inch ass. (ass was lacking but with 10 pounds extra on ideal weight there was room for bigger tits and ass)
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      04-14-2011, 10:04 PM   #108
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If you fuck ~100lb girls, you might as well fuck little boys. Or you already do.
jaykay, you're gonna be again in my sig.
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      04-14-2011, 10:11 PM   #109
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      04-15-2011, 09:36 AM   #110
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