What’s the craziest thing you've done in your BMW?

IanMan · 12-23-2018, 03:45 AM

From one of my other posts about the E60 M5:

"One of my fondest memories was killing my buddy's Gallardo in a drag race. I was once doing 145 with four people in the car and came up over a mountain highway only to see 6 bikers doing 125. We flew past them and the head turns and looks we got through their helmets was hilarious.

Probably the coolest most ridiculously designed cars ever and I can't wait to own another."

tcabill · 12-23-2018, 07:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Germanauto

This is what I've read too. Germans historically view the automobile as a tool for driving that should warrant your entire focus. This is unlike lazy oblivious overweight Americans.

Personally my mindset aligns with the Germans. At most I put a water bottle in my cupholders. I've never eaten in my cars, ever.

The one time I allowed something other that water in my car I was punished by the Bavarian car gods. Let my daughter have coffee in the back seat for a trip to Disneyland and she left the "Empty" on the seat. We stopped by the car on our way to lunch so I could take my California legal meds. I look in the back seat and what do I see, a brown trail on my Oyster leather.

Brasko · 12-23-2018, 01:36 PM

163mph on the autobahn. Wouldn't really call it crazy though.

TrAcK TRaP · 12-23-2018, 01:58 PM

Just raced with my friends sister that owns a 328 and lost by purpose just to make her happy.. Shifted at 2500 rpm first time in my life and my 0-60 time was 9 sec flat.

007_e350 · 12-23-2018, 03:37 PM

Retrofitted comfort seats 🤠

m34SPD · 12-24-2018, 12:12 PM

I almost kept it after the warranty expired.

f34guy · 12-26-2018, 05:46 PM

Fucked a girl on my Dakota black leather seats 😩🤦🏾 truly regret that decision

f34guy · 12-26-2018, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by tsm007

-NYC to Boston 2 hours 45 minutes.
-NYC to Chicago 12 hours.
-8 tickets in one stop courtesy of Port Authority of NJ/NY.
-130+mph while passing an Ohio State Trooper.

Dude

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MacOSR · 12-27-2018, 09:04 PM

Broke 200mph on my delimited E60 M5 on a deserted Ohio highway. Ohio highways are not made for 200mph!

F30lolz · 12-28-2018, 05:59 AM

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Originally Posted by TrAcK TRaP

Just raced with my friends sister that owns a 328 and lost by purpose just to make her happy.. Shifted at 2500 rpm first time in my life and my 0-60 time was 9 sec flat.

She must be hot. Post pics or ban!

RS DAVE · 12-28-2018, 06:07 AM

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Originally Posted by TrAcK TRaP

Just raced with my friends sister that owns a 328 and lost by purpose just to make her happy.. Shifted at 2500 rpm first time in my life and my 0-60 time was 9 sec flat.

Make her happy? hoping for a blow job more like.

RS DAVE · 12-28-2018, 06:10 AM

Sniffed coke of my girlfriends ass cheek, and its's a fine ass i might add.

ontotal · 01-02-2019, 10:09 AM

That's naughty!

ontotal · 01-02-2019, 10:10 AM

She must be hot.

ontotal · 01-02-2019, 10:11 AM

Please post a pic.

ontotal · 01-02-2019, 10:14 AM

Lets see the girlfriend.

pz619 · 01-02-2019, 11:57 AM

There was this one time where I took a drink into my car that didn't have a lid. Whew... what a day. I was quite the Viking when I was younger.

TrAcK TRaP · 01-12-2019, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by RS DAVE

Make her happy? hoping for a blow job more like.

Why you had to be nasty even if it was a joke? For me friends stay friends I never think dirty things with friends. Asshole

TrAcK TRaP · 01-12-2019, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

She must be hot. Post pics or ban!

Fcuk you also

Germanauto · 01-12-2019, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by MacOSR

Broke 200mph on my delimited E60 M5 on a deserted Ohio highway. Ohio highways are not made for 200mph!

Bro sooooo many cops in Ohio. Everybody seems to have gotten a ticket driving through there, including myself (it wasn't even for speeding).

I know you live there but no offense, I really hate that state. The cops are just another reason why.

///M Power-Belgium · 01-12-2019, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by RS DAVE

Sniffed coke of my girlfriends ass cheek, and its's a fine ass i might add.

F30lolz · 01-12-2019, 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by TrAcK TRaP

Fcuk you also

No thick skin for Jersey boys in OT? I assumed too much.

Phuck me :/

12-23-2018, 03:45 AM	#89
IanMan First Lieutenant 392 Rep 369 Posts Drives: Alpine White M3 Sedan Join Date: Nov 2016 Location: Midwest iTrader: (0)	From one of my other posts about the E60 M5: "One of my fondest memories was killing my buddy's Gallardo in a drag race. I was once doing 145 with four people in the car and came up over a mountain highway only to see 6 bikers doing 125. We flew past them and the head turns and looks we got through their helmets was hilarious. Probably the coolest most ridiculously designed cars ever and I can't wait to own another." __________________ 2018 Alfa Romeo Giulia Quadrifoglio 2008 BMW M3 Sedan
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MacOSR Private First Class 207 Rep 188 Posts Drives: 16 X5M, 18 M550, 21 M5C, 23 M8 Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Canton, Ohio iTrader: (0)	Broke 200mph on my delimited E60 M5 on a deserted Ohio highway. Ohio highways are not made for 200mph!
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