You know your BMW is a RICER when......

KevinC · 09-20-2007, 11:34 PM

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montreal_bimmer · 09-21-2007, 12:14 AM

i think the 335 is PURE rice....

but thats just me...

OhhaiAlex · 09-21-2007, 12:26 AM

Chrome is an ABSOLUTE nono

DasBlitz · 09-21-2007, 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BzzzBom

1. You debadge your 328i

Wow. If you think that means your a ricer then you are dumb.

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Originally Posted by BzzzBom

..when you cover every square inch of the car with carbon fiber

Is this real carbon fiber or fake? I am assuming real. If so, again that is not rice. It can be used for racing, autocross, rally, track etc.

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Originally Posted by Nikolas

4. I hate to say it - Blacklines are rice.

That's for now.

You guys really dont know what rice is. So Lexus Is300 lights are rice? Even though they are OEM but just cus they look dumb on many other cars?

Blacklines are OEM look clean and even if you dont think they are clean still dont qualify for rice.

335icopeman · 09-21-2007, 12:36 AM

335i's are rice.

Master Deep · 09-21-2007, 12:57 AM

My clear bra is rice. I got it for aerodynamic reasons. Its supposed to help me cut through the wind better.

M4TW · 09-21-2007, 01:08 AM

When you;

1. Weld a McDonald's garbage can lid to the top of your hood as a scoop;

2. Make a tail fin for the back from a surf board and hockey goalie sticks;

3. Replace the dual exhaust with a stove pipe.

Master Deep · 09-21-2007, 01:18 AM

109 comments in 7 hrs. Dayum

TOTY fo sho. lol

Collanrf · 09-21-2007, 01:27 AM

Ricer hates Ricers

longodj · 09-21-2007, 01:30 AM

damnit, I didn't want to read this thread but I couldn't stop

Whoever posted a Hamann car and called it rice is evil. Those cars are gorgeous, i.e. clean, aggressive, and black as can be.

BMW335i07 · 09-21-2007, 01:38 AM

If you have a sub the same size as your tires..

Munich_Menace · 09-21-2007, 01:41 AM

Americans "fixing up" our cars is ricey!

Wai328 · 09-21-2007, 01:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gaifaun

-Canadaians only "when you put your green New Driver sign sideways so it makes a "Z" instead of a "N"

Tuned335i · 09-21-2007, 01:51 AM

http://www.ricecop.com

GreddyBoy858 · 09-21-2007, 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Munich_Menace

Americans "fixing up" our cars is ricey!

Right.. Go talk your shit on an M3 board you idiot...

Blacklines are not rice..

Debadging is nto rice..

REAL carbon fiber is not rice..

al4m · 09-21-2007, 02:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GreddyBoy858

Right.. Go talk your shit on an M3 board you idiot...

Blacklines are not rice..

Debadging is nto rice..

REAL carbon fiber is not rice..

:rocks:...but according to these guys, i'm ricey. i've got blacklines, i debadged, and i have CF emblems. w/e..i like it

scm6079 · 09-21-2007, 02:48 AM

I think the answer is "when you claim your Honda Ridgeline *is* a BMW"...

KevinC · 09-21-2007, 02:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GreddyBoy858

Right.. Go talk your shit on an M3 board you idiot...

Your handle is "GreddyBoy" and you're talking smack about rice? Greddy crap might as well be labeled Uncle Bens.

GreddyBoy858 · 09-21-2007, 03:01 AM

Actually, its an old name from when I had a civic. Also, Greddy parts are not "ricey". They are a top rated performance manufacturer for japanese cars. When I think of ricey, I think of poorly made parts that serve no purpose. You are obviously a moron and are just looking to start shit. I was only defending fellow americans that "Fix up" their BMWs.

Eazyrock · 09-21-2007, 07:13 AM

OMG i love this thread. Props to the individual that posted the pics of j rice and Condi..

Wikipedia..
Ricer, a derogatory term for a person who tunes their car and/or computer in a flashy and pointless fashion. It is also often used as a derogatory term aimed at a vehicles and/or computer owner or operator that is under the delusion that their toy is outstanding/spectacular/special. A derivation of "rice rocket", with vaguely racist overtones, since the perpetrators of such customization often favor Japanese vehicles ("rice rockets") or Taiwanese computers, and possibly were/are of Asian ethnicity themselves.

Under the delusion that their toy is outstanding/spectacular/special..

STE92VE · 09-21-2007, 07:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Eazyrock

operator that is under the delusion that their toy is outstanding/spectacular/special.

OK, I confess....I'm a ricer.

Eazyrock · 09-21-2007, 07:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by STE92VE

OK, I confess....I'm a ricer.

Yes.. I'm right there with you. I R special.

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Master Deep Captain 44 Rep 869 Posts Drives: 06 325xi Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Miami, FL iTrader: (0) Garage List 2006 325xi [0.00]	My clear bra is rice. I got it for aerodynamic reasons. Its supposed to help me cut through the wind better.
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GreddyBoy858 Mack 28 Rep 209 Posts Drives: 2006 325i Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: San Diego iTrader: (0)	Actually, its an old name from when I had a civic. Also, Greddy parts are not "ricey". They are a top rated performance manufacturer for japanese cars. When I think of ricey, I think of poorly made parts that serve no purpose. You are obviously a moron and are just looking to start shit. I was only defending fellow americans that "Fix up" their BMWs. Attached Images __________________ 2006 BMW 325i / Jet Black / Black Dakota / Step / Nav w/ iDrive/ Premium / Sport / Sat Radio/ Adaptive Xenon Headlights / Debadged / Chrome Exhaust Tips / Rear Foglight Mod. / Rear DC Power Outlet Mod. / 20% Tint
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Eazyrock Major 33 Rep 1,284 Posts Drives: 08' Helix 335i E93 Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Jersey City, NJ iTrader: (0)	OMG i love this thread. Props to the individual that posted the pics of j rice and Condi.. Wikipedia.. Ricer, a derogatory term for a person who tunes their car and/or computer in a flashy and pointless fashion. It is also often used as a derogatory term aimed at a vehicles and/or computer owner or operator that is under the delusion that their toy is outstanding/spectacular/special. A derivation of "rice rocket", with vaguely racist overtones, since the perpetrators of such customization often favor Japanese vehicles ("rice rockets") or Taiwanese computers, and possibly were/are of Asian ethnicity themselves. Under the delusion that their toy is outstanding/spectacular/special.. __________________
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