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      11-03-2014, 12:04 PM   #1079
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...what just happened...
She drives me insane. At times I cannot stand her. So we finally had it out. Now its all the office can chit chat about today. We are okay for now. We got coffee together this AM.
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      11-03-2014, 12:07 PM   #1080
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      11-03-2014, 12:20 PM   #1081
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She drives me insane. At times I cannot stand her. So we finally had it out. Now its all the office can chit chat about today. We are okay for now. We got coffee together this AM.
Where the hell do you work?

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Women are a unique breed.
Yup. I will start looking for my penis today.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      11-03-2014, 12:25 PM   #1082
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Yup. I will start looking for my penis today.
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If ever were I to commission @Billup for a one-off custom artwork for the orange stand, it would be for his interpretation of this comment.
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      11-03-2014, 12:27 PM   #1083
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If ever were I to commission @Billup for a one-off custom artwork for the orange stand, it would be for his interpretation of this comment.
Woman logic:

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      11-03-2014, 12:31 PM   #1084
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If ever were I to commission @Billup for a one-off custom artwork for the orange stand, it would be for his interpretation of this comment.
Haha. The whole concept is strange to me, I've never been in a cat fight mainly because I don't need to resort to violence ever (okay, the stuff I do puts me in situations that have made sure i know how to take care of myself but seldom do I need to be concerned for safety) and I sure as hell wouldn't ever end up fixing the other persons hair or eyelashes afterwards. I clearly hang out with dudes too much.
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      11-03-2014, 01:01 PM   #1085
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I am looking into getting a new vehicle out of state to replace the 128i and the motorcycle.
well, the suspense is killing me.
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      11-03-2014, 01:10 PM   #1086
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well, the suspense is killing me.
Looking at getting a car I've lusted after for quite some time now. 911 Carrera. I have a N/A fetish.
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      11-04-2014, 11:34 AM   #1087
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      11-04-2014, 11:46 AM   #1089
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People tailgating me when I'm in the car because I want to live also.
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People who insist on using their phone on speaker in public. Worse, those same people who put the phone to their ear anyway.
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People who insist on using their phone on speaker in public. Worse, those same people who put the phone to their ear anyway.
i'm so happy the whole Nextel thing is dead.. jesus.. i was praying for those phones to go away
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      11-04-2014, 12:02 PM   #1092
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People just sitting in the left lane, driving SLOWER than the flow of traffic and then they get pissed off when they're tailgated OR don't even know they have a rear view mirror because it's never used!

The BEST part is when they're sitting there, going about 5mph over the speed limit and a police officer comes up behind them. You can see they have NO idea the police are there until the lights go on and they get pulled over. SO SWEET!!!

For some reason, I'm not saying everyone does this, there seems to be a plethera of people with New York plates that do this. I have been in the middle of nowhere on a four lane highway with no one around and they're sitting in the left lane.

It infuriates me to no end. JUST MOVE THE F*CK OVER!
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      11-04-2014, 12:17 PM   #1093
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      11-04-2014, 01:29 PM   #1094
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People just sitting in the left lane, driving SLOWER than the flow of traffic and then they get pissed off when they're tailgated OR don't even know they have a rear view mirror because it's never used!

The BEST part is when they're sitting there, going about 5mph over the speed limit and a police officer comes up behind them. You can see they have NO idea the police are there until the lights go on and they get pulled over. SO SWEET!!!

For some reason, I'm not saying everyone does this, there seems to be a plethera of people with New York plates that do this. I have been in the middle of nowhere on a four lane highway with no one around and they're sitting in the left lane.

It infuriates me to no end. JUST MOVE THE F*CK OVER!
Last weekend I had the pleasure of driving back from Canada on a four lane highway and no one was there except the four cars doing the exact same speed side by side. I wanted to cry. 65 on seventy.
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      11-04-2014, 03:31 PM   #1095
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When you find out that the chocolate kisses left on your desk were not from the hot girl in HR, they were from the “chunky one” in shipping. And by “chunky” I mean she tips the scale at 300lbs
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When you find out that the chocolate kisses left on your desk were not from the hot girl in HR, they were from the “chunky one” in shipping. And by “chunky” I mean she tips the scale at 300lbs
big girls need love too, js
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      11-04-2014, 03:45 PM   #1097
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When you find out that the chocolate kisses left on your desk were not from the hot girl in HR, they were from the “chunky one” in shipping. And by “chunky” I mean she tips the scale at 300lbs
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I will not shop at Walmart. Where I live right now (New Orleans, Louisiana) Walmart shoppers are for *******. If you know what I mean. Target is for the w*****y shoppers.
I don't know what those * mean
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Messing up my eye lashes in a cat fight.

The bitch showed back up today at work. We had it all out in the hallway. She grabbed my arm so I slapped her across her face and we went at it like two girls fighting in high school all the way down to the floor. Instead of breaking us up. Brian just stands in the door of his office just watching us. 5 minutes later she and I are okay.....for now. She fixed my eye lashes, I redid her hair for her. Any other place of employment would have fired us but our bosses love us.
Wat.
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JUST MOVE THE F*CK OVER!
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