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      07-20-2015, 12:32 PM   #11969
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My English is very good, thanks. If it wasn't for English, I'd have tanked the SAT.



Yay...I want to play the conditional game too! Still waiting on your pic, then you'll hear the interview
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One of the integrators here has an iPhone 5c that he doesn't use and will probably sell me for cheap. I've had an Android for as long as they've been out, kind of thinking I should buy it and change it up for once.
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In a Star Trek utopian future, yes.

In the meantime, there's a dated building on the East River (NYC) with squabbling delegates that couldn't agree on an effective plan to stop the Rwandan Genocide or to #bringbackourgirls (remember them?). File the kumbaya educate the world movement under the heading "yeah,that'll happen."




Agree 1 sextillion percent!




Ok. Libertarian rant /off

Rwanda is a good example. My country went through the same a long time ago, the scars still can be seen. After that we became a country of education (liberty) because we put our money towards making sure we don't go at it again.


Because everyone values education, it has made our women free also. We don't need to be pretty to get what we want, and we don't need a man to support our offspring, if life takes a bad turn.

So much of world's problems would be solved if more women had this privilege to say fuck you asshole, I am raising my kids, making sure they can prosper, instead of having to send them to work for a dime so there would be food on the floor(tables are a luxury).
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See...your understanding of English is perfect!
The truth is that I sometimes still need Google Translate ..But that s@cks too and mostly in the English grammar !
Actually I need a English wife for my accent ...I would learn first the English sex terms .
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Rwanda is a good example. My country went through the same a long time ago, the scars still can be seen. After that we became a country of education (liberty) because we put our money towards making sure we don't go at it again.
Rwanda is a tragedy because it served no economic or political purpose for anyone. Sad all around.

However, like every single nation, America's socioeconomic dynamic and cultural history is unique and as such, to compare what works and what doesn't work or to say that Americans should do like (insert country of choice) because it works there is no different than pointing out how imperialistic America unilaterally exports it's brand of capitalism and democracy to unwilling countries.

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Because everyone values education, it has made our women free also. We don't need to be pretty to get what we want, and we don't need a man to support our offspring, if life takes a bad turn.

So much of world's problems would be solved if more women had this privilege to say fuck you asshole, I am raising my kids, making sure they can prosper, instead of having to send them to work for a dime so there would be food on the floor(tables are a luxury).
Yep yep yep. Agree again. Pop culture will say otherwise, though, and the vapid spokespersons of a generation (Kardashian, West, Hilton, Ghallichi, Bieber, etc...) is the tide you swim against.
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The truth is that I sometimes still need Google Translate ..But that s@cks too and mostly in the English grammar !
Actually I need a English wife for my accent ...I would learn first the English sex terms .
You're closer to England than America. You know that, right?
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You're closer to England than America. You know that, right?
Of course man , I'm not from the stone age .
England means hooligans to me .
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You're thinking of the guys...
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You're closer to England than America. You know that, right?
He probably speaks English also rather than America
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Rwanda is a tragedy because it served no economic or political purpose for anyone. Sad all around.

However, like every single nation, America's socioeconomic dynamic and cultural history is unique and as such, to compare what works and what doesn't work or to say that Americans should do like (insert country of choice) because it works there is no different than pointing out how imperialistic America unilaterally exports it's brand of capitalism and democracy to unwilling countries.



Yep yep yep. Agree again. Pop culture will say otherwise, though, and the vapid spokespersons of a generation (Kardashian, West, Hilton, Ghallichi, Bieber, etc...) is the tide you swim against.
Yes.

I still remember reading aamulehti (a newspaper) and looking at a picture. Too bad all skulls are white, otherwise we might pay attention earlier. I think I was 12 or something when this happened, and now, a few years later I still can not believe nobody did anything.

I object to the Bieber. I have found him useful once in my life.

The rest I had to google. All I can say is that I'm happy I don't have the ass or the personality, or the dogs to be one of them.
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You're thinking of the guys...
Not only guys , woman... girls too ...Saw a few times the real English in person and serious drunk...
All I thought was...Holy 5H1T !
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That's redundant, BTW. "So actually I'm doing all by myself" is sufficient.

I'm here to help prep your English for your interview.

You can help stimulate the local economy and provide summer jobs to teens. As for the fingers, no worries. Just keep some ice in a ziploc bag and a full tank of gas at the ready.
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And we appreciate it so much, thank you! We're bazillions in debt because we try to save everyone from themselves on this planet!
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Haha, I'd rather say you invest in your war industry. For peace your actions are not leading to.
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Let's not forget Indonesia x2, Tibet, Japan, (insert random disaster here), where our military projects a more...peaceful role
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True, but if we spent (and I mean my country too) 10% of the budgeted money for militaries towards education of all the people in the world, we would turn this planet around faster than we all can say war.

We won't get rid of terrorists or famine before we give people real options to improve their lives. Despair is the best way to insure we and our kids are reading shitty news all the time.

(I'll stop hippie shit now)
Some good debate here.





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Some good debate here.





Won't write where I stand. (As both knows already).
It seems reasonable people, even if in opposite ends of the hopefulness chart can talk about issues without turning it into a fight. For a dct driver, I find mr C5 (which is btw my all time most hated Citroen model) an extremely wise man.

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It seems reasonable people, even if in opposite ends of the hopefulness chart can talk about issues without turning it into a fight. For a dct driver, I find mr C5 (which is btw my all time most hated Citroen model) an extremely wise man.

There I've complimented a member! You can take screen shots to commemorate this moment.
Indeed C5 is actually a Citroen model .
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I still can not believe nobody did anything.
And now, social activism has been reduced to a convenient hashtag from their iPhone while sipping their Venti Frapp at the nail salon. Nothing against iPhones, Frapps, or nail salons, but perspective and substance is not necessarily mutually exclusive. It's always a choice.

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Because some people's sole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others?

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All I can say is that I'm happy I don't have the ass or the personality, or the dogs to be one of them.
I'm also glad I don't suffer from baboon ass. Please don't use the word "dogs" in any sentence with them...it's an insult to the dogs.
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Not only guys , woman... girls too ...Saw a few times the real English in person and serious drunk...
All I thought was...Holy 5H1T !
You're fishing in the wrong pond, bud.
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You're fishing in the wrong pond, bud.
No worries I never fished there I'm not that guy , I said... I only saw them and with the demolition of a nice restaurant !
BTW ...I have my own garden pond with fish and waterlilies .
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And now, social activism has been reduced to a convenient hashtag from their iPhone while sipping their Venti Frapp at the nail salon. Nothing against iPhones, Frapps, or nail salons, but perspective and substance is not necessarily mutually exclusive. It's always a choice.



Because some people's sole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others?



I'm also glad I don't suffer from baboon ass. Please don't use the word "dogs" in any sentence with them...it's an insult to the dogs.
Hahaha, noted!

Bieber saved the day after we had just moved here.

My son woke up from a nap with an inflammation in his throat (I ran out of vocabulary, sorry), a virus, but if the kiddo panics it is scary as hell. The best known cure for this uncomfortable but not dangerous disease is cold air.

Well, Seattle was one bloody sunshine state that day again, it was over 60F. I had to find our medical insurance information which was still in the moving boxes, while trying to keep the less than two year old from panicking.

I put my eldest to read to him, and sadly I had been reading a Finnish news paper online, and she asked me what a bong is because some funny looking boy had gotten himself in trouble because of one.

Well, I build the tiny kid a bong of a sort. An empty coke bottle, filled with ice, a hole in the other end. He breath through it for 5 minutes, and all symptoms went away.

Justin Bieber saved the day.
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It seems reasonable people, even if in opposite ends of the hopefulness chart can talk about issues without turning it into a fight. For a dct driver, I find mr C5 (which is btw my all time most hated Citroen model) an extremely wise man.

There I've complimented a member! You can take screen shots to commemorate this moment.
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My fiancee and I sat at a communal dining table once...at a B&B on the Mendocino coast. It was a private dinner with 3 other couples from SFO. Topics never to be discussed in polite conversation are gun control, politics, and abortion, but somehow we managed to hit all 3 in what would be considered a very stimulating and equally respectful discussion, especially considering our diverse backgrounds (law, education, healthcare, and ??).

BATNA is neither limited to negotiation, nor should it be used as a tool for influence. The common ground should always be established, and during that evening, 2 more polar opposite perspectives on the philosophical and political scale (ie. hopefulness chart) were given and received without knives or poo being flung at each other.
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No worries I never fished there I'm not that guy , I said... I only saw them and with the demolition of a nice restaurant !
BTW ...I have my own garden pond with fish and waterlilies .
See...if you find a nice pond with clean water and lillies and stuff, you'll find the nice fish.
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My fiancee and I sat at a communal dining table once...at a B&B on the Mendocino coast. It was a private dinner with 3 other couples from SFO. Topics never to be discussed in polite conversation are gun control, politics, and abortion, but somehow we managed to hit all 3 in what would be considered a very stimulating and equally respectful discussion, especially considering our diverse backgrounds (law, education, healthcare, and ??).

BATNA is neither limited to negotiation, nor should it be used as a tool for influence. The common ground should always be established, and during that evening, 2 more polar opposite perspectives on the philosophical and political scale (ie. hopefulness chart) were given and received without knives or poo being flung at each other.
Bitch please, this never happened.

I think it's funny how we adults still can't have conversations without them turning into fights. We truly should stop respecting stupid rules that ban these topics and use the effort to realize nothing will ever change if we can't even talk about things.

Batna? No clue what that was.
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