What gets to you?

Joekerr · 11-10-2014, 01:07 PM

Ahhh...so the reason why you go for reach hugs Billup (aka popeye based on the above illustration), is that you are permanently sporting a stiffie upon meeting other humans?

And a true hug would otherwise give it away?

Sara · 11-10-2014, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by kscarrol

Looks like Billup was also quite generous with his self portrait!!

That or his pants are too big and its just air

Billup · 11-10-2014, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

Ahhh...so the reason why you go for reach hugs Billup (aka popeye based on the above illustration), is that you are permanently sporting a stiffie upon meeting other humans?

And a true hug would otherwise give it away?

That "stiffie" as you say is a softy, and causes some severe distress with people, so I need to be a comfortable distance away to make first interactions as little awkward as possible.

Well, that and that damn Rudolf....

squishy · 11-10-2014, 01:15 PM

Using Billup's representation, I decided to depict what 2011CrazE89's situation must've been like receiving a kiss from his son's friend's mom:

Billup · 11-10-2014, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

That or his pants are too big and its just air

Pfffft, I'm no gangster, I wear proper fitting clothes, darling.

Revartr · 11-10-2014, 01:19 PM

I don't hug strangers, feels awkward. Good firm handshake will do, though.

Sara · 11-10-2014, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Billup

Pfffft, I'm no gangster, I wear proper fitting clothes, darling.

Sara · 11-10-2014, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by squishy

Using Billup's representation, I decided to depict what 2011CrazE89's situation must've been like receiving a kiss from his son's friend's mom:

Her finger is scaring me

Billup · 11-10-2014, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

Her finger is scaring me

Yeah, his hand illustration on the guys shirt is on point, then failed to keep us as the audience induced in his piece by not finishing her hand or the joint in her mouth properly. *edit: I also noticed her enlarged labia poking through her pants, which is a huge no-no.

Coming from an artistic mastermind, he is on the right track, but lacks basic fundamentals.

2011CrazE89 · 11-10-2014, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by squishy

Using Billup's representation, I decided to depict what 2011CrazE89's situation must've been like receiving a kiss from his son's friend's mom:

Pretty good. That's actually the shirt I was wearing.

UncleWede · 11-10-2014, 02:28 PM

Billup, I see from your drawing that those 12oz curls have been working!!!

grimlock · 11-10-2014, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by squishy

Using Billup's representation, I decided to depict what 2011CrazE89's situation must've been like receiving a kiss from his son's friend's mom:

lol Billup has competition

why does bacon have to be the motivation for everything

GB-335xiCoupe · 11-10-2014, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Billup

Reach hugs. The safest way to go for the unknown.

OK, so why is Rudolph smelling "Stranger's" arse? Is that what deer do? Just asking. That twig guy has the strangest resemblance to one of my friends. How do you know Terry?

m3ray · 11-10-2014, 06:04 PM

Bobble · 11-10-2014, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Billup

Yeah, his hand illustration on the guys shirt is on point, then failed to keep us as the audience induced in his piece by not finishing her hand or the joint in her mouth properly. *edit: I also noticed her enlarged labia poking through her pants, which is a huge no-no.

Coming from an artistic mastermind, he is on the right track, but lacks basic fundamentals.

I think he is begging for lessons from the Master, lessons on drawing not on having women respond, We've been down that path.

If I ever get to the Louvre I completely expect a BillUp gallery to make my trip worthwhile!

Billup · 11-11-2014, 07:27 AM

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Originally Posted by GB-335xiCoupe

OK, so why is Rudolph smelling "Stranger's" arse? Is that what deer do? Just asking. That twig guy has the strangest resemblance to one of my friends. How do you know Terry?

It's not what deer do, it's what RAIN-DEER do. Only issue with Rudolph is that he stiffed up the wrong tree on one occasion, if you catch my drift. I don't know why they do it, just one of life's great mysteries, I suppose.

Terry's the son of a bitch that kept going for a cheek grab...., damn it Terry. Damn it all.

GB-335xiCoupe · 11-11-2014, 07:58 AM

What gets to me. OPs like this:
http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1056298

wrickem · 11-11-2014, 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by GB-335xiCoupe

What gets to me. OPs like this:
http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1056298

Hahahahahaha

He needs to fuc Koff!

upstatedoc · 11-11-2014, 10:16 AM

That thread got fucked..

Sara · 11-11-2014, 11:00 AM

Thats an epic thread lol

2011CrazE89 · 11-11-2014, 03:41 PM

When people write “Please process ASAP” and request an update within 5 minutes.
ASAP means exactly that. As Soon As Possible. Not right now.

GB-335xiCoupe · 11-11-2014, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by 2011CrazE89

When people write “Please process ASAP” and request an update within 5 minutes.
ASAP means exactly that. As Soon As Possible. Not right now.

I call it "As soon as practical", which is practically never! When people say that, unless I have skin in the game, it goes to the bottom of the pile.

11-10-2014, 01:07 PM	#1211
Joekerr Banned 7935 Rep 1,923 Posts Drives: 2017 Audi S6 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Toronto, ON iTrader: (0)	Ahhh...so the reason why you go for reach hugs Billup (aka popeye based on the above illustration), is that you are permanently sporting a stiffie upon meeting other humans? And a true hug would otherwise give it away?
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squishy Banned 155 Rep 388 Posts Drives: 2014 Ford Mustang GT Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: Running away from an ocean vagina iTrader: (0)	Using Billup's representation, I decided to depict what 2011CrazE89's situation must've been like receiving a kiss from his son's friend's mom:
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