[ddk632]

Thank you, OT.

Since the beginning of this thread, my cholesterol has gone up 590%; I've had 4 heart attacks; and earlier this evening, I actually died.

And went to heaven.

Which is made entirely of bacon.

[TrevorM3]

i was expecting more recipes, or is there not much to do with bacon?

[Billup]

Originally Posted by TrevorM3

i was expecting more recipes, or is there not much to do with bacon?

I made a bbq bacon chicken pizza the other day I'll post. Rest of the posters are a bunch of posers. (minus ddk)

[UncleWede]

Friday I had the IHOP bac N cheddar waffle with the bacon/eggs combo. The plate came with 4 slices of bacon, and there was bacon visible on the top of the waffle. Friday afternoon the Schwan's guy came buy and I bought more pepper bacon.

Saturday I had a bacon/egg/cheese McGriddle.

Last night I gazed longingly at one of the thawed packages of pepper bacon in the fridge, but the wife made posolé.

[Rotorocious]

Meat gazers

[2011CrazE89]

Mother of god. Bacon inside pancake mix!

[UncleWede]

My son texted me a picture/collage. First pane: bacon being made. Second pane: cooked bacon strips dipped in pancake batter. Third pane: use your bacination.

[ddk632]

I might be making some Bacon Carne Asada Quesadillas tonight. Just got a new Quesadilla maker. Could get crazy.

[UncleWede]

Who knew selling oranges would provide such wonderful appliances, and bacon opportunities.

Or did you just get a new bride from south of the border. . .

[ddk632]

New bride? What you think I want to give away half of my orange business and possibly my new Quesadilla maker?

Esto loco!

[NEFARIOUS]

Originally Posted by ddk632

I might be making some Bacon Carne Asada Quesadillas tonight. Just got a new Quesadilla maker. Could get crazy.

You might want to return that thing and use the funds to get more bacon... All you need is to pan-fry the tortilla a bit, add the toppings and cook it like an omelet. Because after living with a Mexican family for a while and having the best quesadilla ever being made from a skillet... The pic below explains it all, mis amigo.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by ddk632

New bride? What you think I want to give away half of my orange business and possibly my new Quesadilla maker?

Esto loco!

Q-maker COULD be a bride of Hispanic decent, no?

Sorry, I will go without bacon for 3 days as penance for my mistake.

[ddk632]

Ive been making them pan-fried like an omelette but the ends never quite stick together correctly; and I burn the damn tortillas.

With the Quesadilla Maker (tm), I can focus on the things that count, like getting enough bacon into my quesadilla, rather than, "Did I burn the %*$#@ tortilla again?!"

[UncleWede]

A little leakage around the edges, that crisps into a flaky crust = best quesadillas IMHO

[squishy]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

A little leakage around the edges, that crisps into a flaky crust

My mind is entirely fucked...

[Billup]

Doctors always told me a little leakage is actually a bad thing....

[UncleWede]

Maybe my penance is having a greater effect on my perception of reality than I first worried.

So if I THINK about eating my neighbor's bacon, then I have already committed the sin of eating my neighbor's bacon???

[DSB335d]

I like to add crumpled up crispy bacon to my oatmeal.

[Nkc]

Originally Posted by Billup

Doctors always told me a little leakage is actually a bad thing....

The topic of anal leakage would bring this thread to a whole new level.

[NEFARIOUS]

The numbskull who put the bacon in this wrap made it too thin... I can barely taste it!

[2011CrazE89]

Everything’s better with a side of bacon — or so we’d like to believe. Just because you’re getting ready for bed doesn’t mean you have to forego your favorite food item.

With bacon-flavored toothpaste and dental floss, you won’t need to. Forget about minty fresh. It’s about smoky, meaty breath.

It appears bacon floss is just too popular an item to keep on shelves. Expect it within one to three weeks, according to ThinkGeek. In the meanwhile, you can check out cupcake floss (also pictured), which is in stock.

Mr. Bacon’s bacon-flavored toothpaste has gotten some surprisingly good reviews on Amazon.

I bought this as a gag gift for my friend who obsessively brushes her teeth. The toothpaste is a clear brownish – red bacon color and smells strongly like bacon. My friend used it as soon as I gave it to her and said she likes it. I’ve seen her using it a couple of times since then. I liked the way it tasted and smelled. Very bacon-like and meaty YUM!
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[UncleWede]

We call my niece bacon. We had breakfast and she ordered none. I handed her a piece of mine and her face lit up.

Wait, this is the confession thread, right?