Help with a Date!!

EJT86 · 03-18-2015, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by DemolitionJim

step 1. dirty up a surface making it easy to see if you cleaned it or not.

step 2. pull out dick.

step 3. repeatedly smack dick against said dirty surface until you can see a vague shape of your dick's head.

thus, the mushroom stamp.

This definitely belongs in the DIY section
Great write up

Disturbed · 03-18-2015, 12:28 PM

Cafe Tu Tu Tango then hang out at Dean park until dusk. After that head out to city walk and just hang out and get to know her as a young woman.

Wifey and I's 1st date was a movie then dinner at McD's (KFC was closed). She even paid for the food. I knew she was a keeper then. Been married for 15 happy years and counting.

Just be yourself and find things in common.

GRUESOM3 · 03-18-2015, 12:47 PM

At this point it's safe to assume the date was a shemale...

burtonsbs5114 · 03-18-2015, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Formula156

Hello Ladies and Gentleman,

I need help with an idea of a first date!!

Ok so I really, really like this girl she beautiful and very smart and we have our first date set up for tomorrow night and I need help!!

obviously!! I want this date to be perfect and I just cannot come up with the perfect plan so I decided to ask you for your ideas.

What to do, where to take her and such. we live in Orlando, FL. weather is around 70 at night time, so its not too bad.

So honestly appreciate for an idea.

Thank you

Orcun

Oh and she never rode in the M3 before haha..

Broski, what happened? Are you alive? Did you whip out your ding a ling and did she chop it off? Cancel last min? All of us are dying to know!!!

DemolitionJim · 03-18-2015, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by EJT86

This definitely belongs in the DIY section
Great write up

lmfao thank you sir.

i would've added pics but you know, the whole getting banned things would lead me to not having anything to do with all this free time i have haha

Yoddha · 03-18-2015, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Sandwiches ?... Disney ?...Cirque the soleil ?!?!... WTF !
C'mon man you need to show her the whole Kamasutra !

+1

xpunisherx · 03-18-2015, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Step 1 => A lot of wine because you said she's beautiful and very smart,and that she knows too my friend !

Step 2 => Is what happens after a lot of wine and when she knows you drive an ///M3 => See pic !

LMFAO!!!!

Flying Ace · 03-18-2015, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by GRUESOM3

At this point it's safe to assume the date was a shemale...

just when I thought this thread has already hit a new low..

Flying Ace · 03-18-2015, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by EJT86

This definitely belongs in the DIY section
Great write up

is this a performance mod? or purely cosmetic?

DemolitionJim · 03-18-2015, 06:06 PM

it's becoming pretty clear that we need to make a poll as to what happened on the date, and if OP is either still in that sex coma, in jail, really dehydrated, or still in the shower washing off love stink.

///M Power-Belgium · 03-18-2015, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by GRUESOM3

At this point it's safe to assume the date was a shemale...

If that's the case...
He's screwed for real !

EJT86 · 03-18-2015, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Flying Ace

is this a performance mod? or purely cosmetic?

Clearly performance...less dust/dirt from the imprint=a lighter and faster vehicle

EJT86 · 03-18-2015, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by DemolitionJim

it's becoming pretty clear that we need to make a poll as to what happened on the date, and if OP is either still in that sex coma, in jail, really dehydrated, or still in the shower washing off love stink.

Couple thing to add to the poll...
He's still in search of Plan B pills
Or already reeling from the "I'm late" call

DemolitionJim · 03-18-2015, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by EJT86

Couple thing to add to the poll...
He's still in search of Plan B pills
Or already reeling from the "I'm late" call

OP left his wallet at home, called Mike Damone to bring it to him, Damone's Pacer wouldn't start, so OP is still washing dishes to cover the bill.

Flying Ace · 03-18-2015, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by EJT86

Couple thing to add to the poll...
He's still in search of Plan B pills
Or already reeling from the "I'm late" call

Unless you're under 18, pills are pretty easy to purchase in most states.

Don't ask me how I know

EJT86 · 03-18-2015, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Flying Ace

Unless you're under 18, pills are pretty easy to purchase in most states.

Don't ask me how I know

Well he never said how old his date was

1MOREMOD · 03-18-2015, 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by EJT86

Well he never said how old his date was

Doesn't matter purchaser has to be 17. I keep them handy.

squishy · 03-18-2015, 09:46 PM

Text her something cute...

Like ask her if she wants anal (in a cute way)

CDNRay · 03-18-2015, 11:47 PM

OP, wha happen?

Formula156 · 03-19-2015, 12:19 AM

Hello everyone,

Hahaha I guess everyone waiting for me to post something huh..

well we had a blast and we enjoyed our company and we laugh alot. so most of you said don't do it but I did it anyway we went to cirque to solely!! I was going to suprise her but, someone here said ask for her opinion!! so I did!! and she was really excited to go and I purchased literally the best seat that was available.
I picked her up from her place and gave her a very small taste if the M3 power.. ( no street racing ).
And now we are up for the second date. Hopefully that will be on friday night.

oh btw!! I didn't let her play with my Leprechaun at least not yet...

Flea7 · 03-19-2015, 12:25 AM

I think it's time to take out the box on the second date!

Flying Ace · 03-19-2015, 12:54 AM

Yes, make sure you hang out with your wang out next time.

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Disturbed First Lieutenant 27 Rep 380 Posts Drives: E92 M3 Join Date: Sep 2014 Location: FL iTrader: (0)	Cafe Tu Tu Tango then hang out at Dean park until dusk. After that head out to city walk and just hang out and get to know her as a young woman. Wifey and I's 1st date was a movie then dinner at McD's (KFC was closed). She even paid for the food. I knew she was a keeper then. Been married for 15 happy years and counting. Just be yourself and find things in common.
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DemolitionJim Lieutenant 52 Rep 418 Posts Drives: E92 MW M3 Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Chicago Burbs iTrader: (5)	it's becoming pretty clear that we need to make a poll as to what happened on the date, and if OP is either still in that sex coma, in jail, really dehydrated, or still in the shower washing off love stink.
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squishy Banned 155 Rep 388 Posts Drives: 2014 Ford Mustang GT Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: Running away from an ocean vagina iTrader: (0)	Text her something cute... Like ask her if she wants anal (in a cute way)
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CDNRay Private First Class 34 Rep 183 Posts Drives: 2012 M3 DCT Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: Toronto, Canada iTrader: (1)	OP, wha happen?
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03-19-2015, 12:19 AM	#130
Formula156 Enlisted Member 27 Rep 41 Posts Drives: 2011 BMW M3 Slverstone Join Date: Feb 2015 Location: Orlando FL iTrader: (0)	Hello everyone, Hahaha I guess everyone waiting for me to post something huh.. well we had a blast and we enjoyed our company and we laugh alot. so most of you said don't do it but I did it anyway we went to cirque to solely!! I was going to suprise her but, someone here said ask for her opinion!! so I did!! and she was really excited to go and I purchased literally the best seat that was available. I picked her up from her place and gave her a very small taste if the M3 power.. ( no street racing ). And now we are up for the second date. Hopefully that will be on friday night. oh btw!! I didn't let her play with my Leprechaun at least not yet...
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03-19-2015, 12:25 AM	#131
Flea7 Major 114 Rep 1,261 Posts Drives: E92 M3 6MT/F48 X1/F430/F12 Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: PNW iTrader: (6) Garage List 2016 X1 [0.00] 2008 E92 M3 [0.00] 2005 Ferrari F430 [0.00] 2014 Ferrari F12 Be ... [10.00]	I think it's time to take out the box on the second date! __________________
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Flying Ace Lieutenant General 5051 Rep 11,907 Posts Drives: Taycan GTS, 997.1 & 991.1 GT3s Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: SF, CA iTrader: (5)	Yes, make sure you hang out with your wang out next time. __________________ 22 Phytonic/Coffee X5 45e (Retired) 08 Speed Yellow 911 GT3 Sharkwerks 12 AW/Cinnamon X5d Sports Pkg (retired) 14 AW/Beige M6GC ZCP, MPE, V2 steering wheel, vorsteiner (retired) 08 SSII/Black E90 M3 (retired)
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