*CONTEST & VOTING CLOSED!* --- Bimmerpost Halloween Costume Contest!

Axius · 11-03-2015, 03:22 PM

I know I didn't participate, but I really want a goat. Can we have a competition where I win a goat?

C5driver · 11-03-2015, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

I know I didn't participate, but I really want a goat. Can we have a competition where I win a goat?

Do I get naming rights and will you abuse it?

Axius · 11-03-2015, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

Do I get naming rights and will you abuse it?

Yes and define 'abuse'.

Lups · 11-03-2015, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

I know I didn't participate, but I really want a goat. Can we have a competition where I win a goat?

Well come up with one! I'm down for us using fun as a method for raising social awareness.

Biorin · 11-03-2015, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

I know I didn't participate, but I really want a goat. Can we have a competition where I win a goat?

I also really want a goat. Is there a shortest girl in OT contest?

Lups · 11-03-2015, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

I also really want a goat. Is there a shortest girl in OT contest?

Goat cheater.

Axius · 11-03-2015, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Well come up with one! I'm down for us using fun as a method for raising social awareness.

It needs to be something I will 100% win at, so...., Best Oprah Fan Club President Competition. Me vs. Me. I just won. Where's my goat?

Axius · 11-03-2015, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

I also really want a goat. Is there a shortest girl in OT contest?

We can start a competition and fix the results so we win, then we can co-parent the goat together.

Biorin · 11-03-2015, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

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I also really want a goat. Is there a shortest girl in OT contest?

Goat cheater.

Don't worry, we can also have a dirtiest old man in OT contest for you, Lupsie.

Biorin · 11-03-2015, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

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Originally Posted by Biorin

I also really want a goat. Is there a shortest girl in OT contest?

We can start a competition and fix the results so we win, then we can co-parent the goat together.

I've always wanted to co-parent a goat. Does that mean I can introduce you as my partner? Do we sleep in separate beds, or in two twin beds pushed together?

Lups · 11-03-2015, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

It needs to be something I will 100% win at, so...., Best Oprah Fan Club President Competition. Me vs. Me. I just won. Where's my goat?

Too small pr value to be rewarded with a goat. Sorry! Bimmette and Tonka did the work for the money!

But one goat can easily give a livelihood to a family in need. I buy those to my loved ones as Christmas presents so no one is stuck with crap in their houses. Small deeds and all and if anyone asks you what's the weirdest thing youve won, this probably will be it.

C5driver · 11-03-2015, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

define 'abuse'.

Hell...you're from GA. You boys wrote the book on sexually abusing farm animals.

C5driver · 11-03-2015, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

It needs to be something I will 100% win at

How about an Axius look alike contest?

Axius · 11-03-2015, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

I've always wanted to co-parent a goat. Does that mean I can introduce you as my partner? Do we sleep in separate beds, or in two twin beds pushed together?

I prefer twin beds pushed together, because I like to get handsy in the night. I also make for a really good big spoon.

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Originally Posted by Lups

Too small pr value to be rewarded with a goat. Sorry! Bimmette and Tonka did the work for the money!

But one goat can easily give a livelihood to a family in need. I buy those to my loved ones as Christmas presents so no one is stuck with crap in their houses. Small deeds and all and if anyone asks you what's the weirdest thing youve won, this probably will be it.

Well don't leave me hanging. I REALLY want this goat. Like I don't think I've wanted anything more in my life than a goat right now. Except bacon, but that's a given. Maybe a goat that will cook me bacon. Or a goat made of bacon.

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Originally Posted by C5driver

How about an Axius look alike contest?

Odds wouldn't be in my favor, so that's a little risky.

Lups · 11-03-2015, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

Don't worry, we can also have a dirtiest old man in OT contest for you, Lupsie.

Hahahahahaha! He's I am the champion!

UncleWede · 11-03-2015, 04:05 PM

On a serious note, giving animals for Christmas is one of the coolest presents in the world. Many of the site will allow you to just give a donation amount in a person's name, then they will combine with other gifts to get an animal for the region.

The second best I have found is a local food bank donation in somebody's name.

I bought a heifer for my parents and sent it to Pakistan where they met and married during Peace Corps days. Dad started life as a dairy farmer, and went to Pakistan to teach them to be self-sufficient farming.

C5driver · 11-03-2015, 04:06 PM

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Odds wouldn't be in my favor, so that's a little risky.

Fuck...if you can't win an Axius look alike contest, you're SOL. Eat some ramen, quit X, and save up for your own damn goat.

V1.47fan · 11-03-2015, 04:07 PM

F marry kill, Bimmette, Biorin & Mama Lups.

C5driver · 11-03-2015, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

On a serious note, giving animals for Christmas is one of the coolest presents in the world. Many of the site will allow you to just give a donation amount in a person's name, then they will combine with other gifts to get an animal for the region.

The second best I have found is a local food bank donation in somebody's name.

I bought a heifer for my parents and sent it to Pakistan where they met and married during Peace Corps days. Dad started life as a dairy farmer, and went to Pakistan to teach them to be self-sufficient farming.

That's pretty cool.

Question...how do you know the heifer was actually delivered?

C5driver · 11-03-2015, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by V1.47fan

F marry kill, Bimmette, Biorin & Mama Lups.

In that order?

Lups · 11-03-2015, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

Hell...you're from GA. You boys wrote the book on sexually abusing farm animals.

Scotts.

C5driver · 11-03-2015, 04:09 PM

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Scotts.

Prolapsed sheep

View Poll Results: Which Bimmerpost OT member had the best Halloween costume?
C5driver as a colt with a colt	3	3.26%
MrPrena as Gasmaskman	1	1.09%
Bimmette as WonderWoman and the invisible BMW	38	41.30%
CANGRKE70 as Viking	6	6.52%
F30lolz as Darth Maul	1	1.09%
UncleWede as Lups	2	2.17%
RJ_419 as Jake from Statefarm	0	0%
Lups as Milk Fetcher	6	6.52%
Mr Tonka as Lups	31	33.70%
Nefarious as Marty McFly	4	4.35%
Voters: 92. You may not vote on this poll

11-03-2015, 03:22 PM	#111
Axius Banned 4208 Rep 216 Posts Drives: 612 Scaglietti Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Watch Me NayNay iTrader: (0)	I know I didn't participate, but I really want a goat. Can we have a competition where I win a goat?
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11-03-2015, 04:05 PM	#126
UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18691 Rep 9,445 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	On a serious note, giving animals for Christmas is one of the coolest presents in the world. Many of the site will allow you to just give a donation amount in a person's name, then they will combine with other gifts to get an animal for the region. The second best I have found is a local food bank donation in somebody's name. I bought a heifer for my parents and sent it to Pakistan where they met and married during Peace Corps days. Dad started life as a dairy farmer, and went to Pakistan to teach them to be self-sufficient farming.
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11-03-2015, 04:07 PM	#128
V1.47fan Banned 1997 Rep 1,847 Posts Drives: TheArtist formerly known as M3 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: NATIONWIDE iTrader: (0)	F marry kill, Bimmette, Biorin & Mama Lups.
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