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      04-01-2016, 12:08 AM   #111
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ok she stepped out, i whined a little, i went on a date with seven since then and banged four... your point ?

jesus christ ya'll are constantly bringing up me and my ex like you all have never went through a rough break up before...

a cheating, psychopathic whore stepped out on me and you're using that against me as if it's a horrible moment of my past and the biggest mistake of my life that i should feel ashamed about

brain functioning, not even once brah
Don't think it's because none of us ever went through a break up before... I think it was more what a whiny woe is me sniveling let me post it all over the Internet and then not follow what anyone said and still pine for her...

Fast forward a few weeks and you sit here and brag about all the chicks you've smashed and jizzed in and have a air of superiority and utter disrespect for women and also other people on this forum like you're suddenly some bad ass... Don't get it, do you? It's not that nobody has sympathy for you for what happened, it's how you're carrying yourself afterwards - throwing shade on people like you getting laid makes you better... Difference is, we get laid on the reg, don't need to boast about it repeatedly on a forum... It's comical how she went from the love of your life and you couldn't live without and how you can't stop wondering who she's boning and if she enjoys it more than she did with you to now a "whore" and "bitch"... Have some goddamn respect because judging from your attitude and personality, none of us blame her for dipping out... You're still that sniveling little kid with his first girlfriend who probably rightfully left you... No amount of bragging or disrespecting other forum members is going to change that image of you...
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there's no way in hell you're giving your legs more attention than anything else, and it looks like you haven't worked legs for 4 years...

clearly your training is the issue or you're just lying to yourself

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Don't think it's because none of us ever went through a break up before... I think it was more what a whiny woe is me sniveling let me post it all over the Internet and then not follow what anyone said and still pine for her...

Fast forward a few weeks and you sit here and brag about all the chicks you've smashed and jizzed in and have a air of superiority and utter disrespect for women and also other people on this forum like you're suddenly some bad ass... Don't get it, do you? It's not that nobody has sympathy for you for what happened, it's how you're carrying yourself afterwards - throwing shade on people like you getting laid makes you better... Difference is, we get laid on the reg, don't need to boast about it repeatedly on a forum... It's comical how she went from the love of your life and you couldn't live without and how you can't stop wondering who she's boning and if she enjoys it more than she did with you to now a "whore" and "bitch"... Have some goddamn respect because judging from your attitude and personality, none of us blame her for dipping out... You're still that sniveling little kid with his first girlfriend who probably rightfully left you... No amount of bragging or disrespecting other forum members is going to change that image of you...
Alright, didn't realize people started treating this forum as a Holy Grail.

I'll be fully honest (and probably get banned in the process): I was on this forum before (username was "squishy") and got banned for some dumb shit I said. But, I made plenty of friends on here. The ex-girlfriend situation was real, and yes, I had an extremely difficult time getting over her...still do. All of my real-life friends and family are sick of dealing with that, so I figured I'd go under anonymity and post on here for solid advice from people who I'd known for a while -- just something I can go back to and remind myself of. That's exactly what I got, so thank you to those who offered advice and input.

Fast forward three weeks, I'm sitting in the second semester of law school with a job (luckily) lined up, bored out of my mind...so I figure, "oh, why not go on bimmerpost and say some stupid, mindless stuff to pass the time." Aaaand that's apparently what I did haha. No, I do not ejaculate in, or, colloquially, creampie, random women, I'd like to maintain the exceptional health of my penis and not catch STDs or start paying child support.

So, I will leave with my respect in tact, since there's a few members on here who know me in real life, and peace out.

Plus finals are coming up, so now might be the best time to not waste anymore valuable time!
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Don't think it's because none of us ever went through a break up before... I think it was more what a whiny woe is me sniveling let me post it all over the Internet and then not follow what anyone said and still pine for her...

Fast forward a few weeks and you sit here and brag about all the chicks you've smashed and jizzed in and have a air of superiority and utter disrespect for women and also other people on this forum like you're suddenly some bad ass... Don't get it, do you? It's not that nobody has sympathy for you for what happened, it's how you're carrying yourself afterwards - throwing shade on people like you getting laid makes you better... Difference is, we get laid on the reg, don't need to boast about it repeatedly on a forum... It's comical how she went from the love of your life and you couldn't live without and how you can't stop wondering who she's boning and if she enjoys it more than she did with you to now a "whore" and "bitch"... Have some goddamn respect because judging from your attitude and personality, none of us blame her for dipping out... You're still that sniveling little kid with his first girlfriend who probably rightfully left you... No amount of bragging or disrespecting other forum members is going to change that image of you...
Damn..shit's coming down, brah
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Don't think it's because none of us ever went through a break up before... I think it was more what a whiny woe is me sniveling let me post it all over the Internet and then not follow what anyone said and still pine for her...

Fast forward a few weeks and you sit here and brag about all the chicks you've smashed and jizzed in and have a air of superiority and utter disrespect for women and also other people on this forum like you're suddenly some bad ass... Don't get it, do you? It's not that nobody has sympathy for you for what happened, it's how you're carrying yourself afterwards - throwing shade on people like you getting laid makes you better... Difference is, we get laid on the reg, don't need to boast about it repeatedly on a forum... It's comical how she went from the love of your life and you couldn't live without and how you can't stop wondering who she's boning and if she enjoys it more than she did with you to now a "whore" and "bitch"... Have some goddamn respect because judging from your attitude and personality, none of us blame her for dipping out... You're still that sniveling little kid with his first girlfriend who probably rightfully left you... No amount of bragging or disrespecting other forum members is going to change that image of you...
Alright, didn't realize people started treating this forum as a Holy Grail.

I'll be fully honest (and probably get banned in the process): I was on this forum before (username was "squishy") and got banned for some dumb shit I said. But, I made plenty of friends on here. The ex-girlfriend situation was real, and yes, I had an extremely difficult time getting over her...still do. All of my real-life friends and family are sick of dealing with that, so I figured I'd go under anonymity and post on here for solid advice from people who I'd known for a while -- just something I can go back to and remind myself of. That's exactly what I got, so thank you to those who offered advice and input.

Fast forward three weeks, I'm sitting in the second semester of law school with a job (luckily) lined up, bored out of my mind...so I figure, "oh, why not go on bimmerpost and say some stupid, mindless stuff to pass the time." Aaaand that's apparently what I did haha. No, I do not ejaculate in, or, colloquially, creampie, random women, I'd like to maintain the exceptional health of my penis and not catch STDs or start paying child support.

So, I will leave with my respect in tact, since there's a few members on here who know me in real life, and peace out.

Plus finals are coming up, so now might be the best time to not waste anymore valuable time!
You don't think anybody could've guessed you tired out your welcome with friends and family? Now that you realize that life will go on and you don't have to slit your wrists you act like a tard rambling on about how long you've been here and how people here know you in real life and that makes it okay? So what? We have members here that have been around since the Lincoln administration (looking at you ASBSECU E93 ) what's your point?

This place isn't the holy grail and quite frankly I don't even post that much - but your posts are getting idiotic and comical... That we deal with on a regular basis... But throwing shade on someone who has earned the respect of many is asinine... Guess you are ready for life after the bar exam... Life tip? Don't blame the ex 100% for her actions... Quite confident that you are partially to blame for her acting the way she did, like it or not...

For what it's worth, hope you get over her quickly because it's a shit feeling, but I don't regret anything that was said to you tonight... Worry about yourself and how to get over the chick and how to get your mojo back, before worrying about someone's leg day routines and being a tool to the place that most likely prevented you from popping one too many pills and not waking up... This place was around for you when your own friends and family got tired of your sniveling... It is what it is, Counselor...
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Hey I'm more of a man than most of you.
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Love this thread 0-6 pages in no time. Would read again. Can't wait to read about the poor kid who got run over by a track-oriented M3 while stalking his ex-gf just before his finals (didn't know they had finals in middle-school). I nominate shoei to eulogize him at the funeral. Verbiage you can dj. Fundguy1 can handle catering. The dads and I will ( ASBSECU E93 you can hang with us) will sit back and drink and pretend to be serious. The rest can break Moddie out of jail to attend the festivities. Aatish you bring the booze. Lups you bring the testosterone.
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Have you sucked dick for coke?

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If that's the criteria to be a man these days, I must hand over my imaginary balls and walk away in shame.

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If that's the criteria to be a man these days, I must hand over my imaginary balls and walk away in shame.

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Can confirm. Not required. Please, we need more people with balls here, male or otherwise.
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Don't think it's because none of us ever went through a break up before... I think it was more what a whiny woe is me sniveling let me post it all over the Internet and then not follow what anyone said and still pine for her...

Fast forward a few weeks and you sit here and brag about all the chicks you've smashed and jizzed in and have a air of superiority and utter disrespect for women and also other people on this forum like you're suddenly some bad ass... Don't get it, do you? It's not that nobody has sympathy for you for what happened, it's how you're carrying yourself afterwards - throwing shade on people like you getting laid makes you better... Difference is, we get laid on the reg, don't need to boast about it repeatedly on a forum... It's comical how she went from the love of your life and you couldn't live without and how you can't stop wondering who she's boning and if she enjoys it more than she did with you to now a "whore" and "bitch"... Have some goddamn respect because judging from your attitude and personality, none of us blame her for dipping out... You're still that sniveling little kid with his first girlfriend who probably rightfully left you... No amount of bragging or disrespecting other forum members is going to change that image of you...
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You don't think anybody could've guessed you tired out your welcome with friends and family? Now that you realize that life will go on and you don't have to slit your wrists you act like a tard rambling on about how long you've been here and how people here know you in real life and that makes it okay? So what? We have members here that have been around since the Lincoln administration (looking at you ASBSECU E93 ) what's your point?

This place isn't the holy grail and quite frankly I don't even post that much - but your posts are getting idiotic and comical... That we deal with on a regular basis... But throwing shade on someone who has earned the respect of many is asinine... Guess you are ready for life after the bar exam... Life tip? Don't blame the ex 100% for her actions... Quite confident that you are partially to blame for her acting the way she did, like it or not...

For what it's worth, hope you get over her quickly because it's a shit feeling, but I don't regret anything that was said to you tonight... Worry about yourself and how to get over the chick and how to get your mojo back, before worrying about someone's leg day routines and being a tool to the place that most likely prevented you from popping one too many pills and not waking up... This place was around for you when your own friends and family got tired of your sniveling... It is what it is, Counselor...
Holy fuck shoei tired of your shit smoosh!!!!
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Love this thread 0-6 pages in no time. Would read again. Can't wait to read about the poor kid who got run over by a track-oriented M3 while stalking his ex-gf just before his finals (didn't know they had finals in middle-school). I nominate shoei to eulogize him at the funeral. Verbiage you can dj. Fundguy1 can handle catering. The dads and I will ( ASBSECU E93 you can hang with us) will sit back and drink and pretend to be serious. The rest can break Moddie out of jail to attend the festivities. Aatish you bring the booze. Lups you bring the testosterone.
Like I came to work this morning and saw everything and I was like Aatish done fucked up having all these people in the same thread. Wait, that's every thread.


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Ayeeeeeeeeeeeeee. #credibility


Like I genuinely don't understand why people do that.


It's like dudes who've never set foot in a gym a day in their lives, or maybe they've gone twice, call out dudes for leg day?! Like, everyone knows the leg muscles need working, you either do it (and fail because of uncompromising circumstances) or you build. Like there's no need to beat a dead horse, right dad?
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Like I genuinely don't understand why people do that.


It's like dudes who've never set foot in a gym a day in their lives, or maybe they've gone twice, call out dudes for leg day?! Like, everyone knows the leg muscles need working, you either do it (and fail because of uncompromising circumstances) or you build. Like there's no need to beat a dead horse, right dad?
I know. People are idiots. I happen to have monster legs (for real). I don't work out as much as I should and mostly do cardio stuff, but my legs are genetically big. When I did strength lifting, they would get huge from the sled. And people I lifted with, every bit the same work, or more, just didn't build mass. It happens.
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I know. People are idiots. I happen to have monster legs (for real). I don't work out as much as I should and mostly do cardio stuff, but my legs are genetically big. When I did strength lifting, they would get huge from the sled. And people I lifted with, every bit the same work, or more, just didn't build mass. It happens.
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