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      03-08-2011, 02:50 PM   #111
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      03-08-2011, 03:05 PM   #112
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^^ June 2005.. good lord.
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      03-08-2011, 03:26 PM   #114
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I'm guessing she's your first serious relationship, cause it sounds a lot like my first relationship (only I was the one giving 10%). As a fellow asian, I know whatsup with our opposite sex. Your girl sounds like one of those teases with a bf that looooooves that attention. It's a classic. Get a bf, but have lots of guy friends that she likes to tease and play so that they have feelings for her (buy her gifts, take her out and what not), and think they have a chance. In reality, she likes the attention and doesn't want the commitment. When she wants commitment, that's where you come in.

Fuck her dude. My last gf was exactly like this, turns out she was a ho and was fucking every guy she met. Luckily I wrapped that shit, but beware dude. I'm also vindictive as fuck, so you can bet there's plenty of pictures/videos (real or fake) of her circling around somewhere hehe..

But if you're not like me, and not vindictive, the path of heartbreak will be long and arduous, buddy. quick remedy is to GET LAID ASAP, but thats not always easy especially when you're trying to get over something heavy. I would recommend club Exchange in LA since the chicks there are drunk and always loose and more often than not, hot b4 drinks. ALWAYS wrap your shit, buddy. Some chicks got the nasty. I sometimes see the same chick I boned a week ago whoring herself on another guy.

summary:
1) are you vindictive? if yes, do something that will REALLLY hurt her, but ONLY if you know for sure she's been fucking with you. if no, see step 2.
2) get laid, get a job, or chill with your single friends. you'd be surprised how much fun it is to be single. if you plan on getting laid, see step 3.
3a) ALWAYS wrap your shit, and NEVER get emotionally attached to the first girl you bone. this step is crucial, last thing you want to do is get diagnosed with herpes, gonorrhea, HPV, or aids. that shit is nasty. want proof? google it. sometimes that shit look like fried bacon.
3b) NEVER get emotionally attached. see video:


lot of info to digest, don't know if anyone will read. disclaimer: seek revenge at your own risk. don't come crying to me if you get arrested, your ass kicked, etc. c'mon, u asian. be smart about it.
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      03-08-2011, 03:36 PM   #115
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^The stupidest advice ever
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      03-08-2011, 03:37 PM   #116
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The one time I got revenge on an ex it involved fucking her friends and enemies. That's what I call bi-winning
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      03-08-2011, 03:49 PM   #117
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The one time I got revenge on an ex it involved fucking her friends and enemies. That's what I call bi-winning
Oh. I see what you did there.
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      03-08-2011, 03:51 PM   #118
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TL;DR... but OP, your blurb of text looks like vigina monologues.
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      03-08-2011, 03:52 PM   #119
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The one time I got revenge on an ex it involved fucking her friends and ex's. That's what I call bi-sexual
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you forgot to change her to his
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      03-08-2011, 03:54 PM   #121
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you forgot to change her to his
No, I like it my way. It requires a little more thought. Not every gay joke has to be spoon fed.
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      03-08-2011, 04:04 PM   #123
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stop being a clown and get your 10k post already.
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stop being a clown and get your 10k post already.
Right? Showoff.
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lol I'm gonna stay at 9,999 as much as possible
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lol I'm gonna stay at 9,999 as much as possible
That would be TOO funny. I think I'm gon stop at 6666.
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Post nudes.

Move on.

Profit.
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I think it's safe to say everybody would feel better if you posted nudes of here.

also let that bitch starve.
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That would be TOO funny. I think I'm gon stop at 6666.
LOL do it...gonna spend the rest of the day in OT
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LOL do it...gonna spend the rest of the day in OT
Dammit. I guess I'll just stop posting now so I can save some posts for when my car's actually done to show it to people LOL.
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Why are you talking about cars on this forum?
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Why are you talking about cars on this forum?
Sorry.
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Been down that road. The thing to do is stay single. I learned that the hard way.
Single can be boring

Dating women is fun; someone to be there when you're down, someone to be there when you're horny, someone to be there when you want to have fun.

You can date someone monogamously and not get too serious and still enjoy yourselves.
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