M3 for college?

amg_who · 06-17-2014, 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by 808@702

What the hell is a sleep technologist?!

basically finding if people have sleep disorders then trying to resolve any disorders with a CPAP machine

Red Bread · 06-17-2014, 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by amg_who

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Originally Posted by 954Stealth

Hmm sleep techs normally make 45-50k/yr. And if you're going back to school you probably don't have the education to command the higher end of that range. You must be pretty good at sleeping.
If your Mom knew you made 8k/month she probably would take more money from you to let you use her car. Unless payments are in the form of filling up her gas tank and picking up groceries

well the practice I work for pays really good. all of the employed doctors make above $500k.

Looks like you should consider English Grammar 101 while you're looking over your classes.

amg_who · 06-17-2014, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by 954Stealth

Hmm sleep techs normally make 45-50k/yr. And if you're going back to school you probably don't have the education to command the higher end of that range. You must be pretty good at sleeping.
If your Mom knew you made 8k/month she probably would take more money from you to let you use her car. Unless payments are in the form of filling up her gas tank and picking up groceries

well the practice I work for pays really good. all of the employed doctors make above $500k.

Looks like you should consider English Grammar 101, while you're looking over your classes.

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MrPrena · 06-17-2014, 08:09 PM

Dear Mom and Dad.
I know you are not rich, and you are struggling to pay bills. I decide to go back to school to get my useless PhD. Therefore, I would like you to buy me a Concord as a private jet. I WANT that as an enrollment gift. I am ENTITLED for it. I decide to go to school....Aren't I????
I do NOT have money for maintenances, fuel, or airport taxes. If you can pay those for me as well, you will be BEST PARENTS IN THE WORLD!

Sincerenly,
Mr Prena

Uber V8 · 06-17-2014, 08:18 PM

^^ and maybe a used Sauber C33 for a daily driver...

but of course you have to have your own path that leads to school and back since it's not street legal. Maybe one additional path to Gamestop

Litos · 06-17-2014, 08:23 PM

this thread is getting good.....

first the kid comes in asking if he should buy one of the most iconic german sports cars of the last 3 or 4 decades or a hillbilly jeep with plastic fenders....

.........but his avatar indicates that he already has one, but then learn it's his mom's....

and now, this kid wants us to believe he's getting paid @ $85K a year to teach people how to sleep.....

if this thread had robots or some wizard facts, it would be the complete thread !!!!

MrPrena · 06-17-2014, 08:27 PM

<----- Sauber BMW would be nice too.
Heck, I would settle for 5% outstanding GME shares from my mom and dad.

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^^ and maybe a used Sauber C33 for a daily driver...

but of course you have to have your own path that leads to school and back since it's not street legal. Maybe one additional path to Gamestop

954Stealth · 06-17-2014, 08:40 PM

Gandalf drove a Sauber in college that transformed in to a Concorde. This kid can too!( there you go, Litos)

ddk632 · 06-17-2014, 08:51 PM

This thread has made me sad. I always wanted to fly in a Concorde, but never had the chance before they were retired from service. You bastards.

John 070 · 06-17-2014, 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Litos

this thread is getting good.....

first the kid comes in asking if he should buy one of the most iconic german sports cars of the last 3 or 4 decades or a hillbilly jeep with plastic fenders....

.........but his avatar indicates that he already has one, but then learn it's his mom's....

and now, this kid wants us to believe he's getting paid @ $85K a year to teach people how to sleep.....

if this thread had robots or some wizard facts, it would be the complete thread !!!!

I don't think they teach people how to sleep, I think they rub that gel on patients' bellies and watch them while they sleep. Creepy.....my buddy said he swore one of them put his hands down his boxers when he was sound asleep at the sleep center cuz his trunks were half off when he woke up.

954Stealth · 06-17-2014, 09:11 PM

That's what happens when you fall asleep at a sperm bank. Apparently tips are good as OP can attest

amg_who · 06-17-2014, 09:33 PM

I'm the doctors son so I got the job, I'd that too hard to believe?

is*

954Stealth · 06-17-2014, 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by amg_who

basically finding if people have sleep disorders then trying to resolve any disorders with a CPAP machine

Do you mean treat disorders? To resolve them would require surgery

amg_who · 06-17-2014, 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by 954Stealth

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Originally Posted by amg_who

basically finding if people have sleep disorders then trying to resolve any disorders with a CPAP machine

Do you mean treat disorders? To resolve them would require surgery

yeah, thanks for correcting

NemesisX · 06-17-2014, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by amg_who

what if I told you I was paying half for the car I'm getting

No one cares.

The fact that you made this topic is a testament to your immaturity. You're not looking for actual opinions. You're merely looking for "ooohs" and "ahhhs" from the crowd.

No sane, level-headed, non-narcissistic person goes onto a forum and asks the question you asked.

And by the way, this is the most ridiculous fucking thing I've ever read. It's patently obvious to me that you don't know what you're doing -

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basically finding if people have sleep disorders then trying to resolve any disorders with a CPAP machine

This is literally what you would expect some snot-nosed 18 year old kid who volunteers in a hospital or works as a lowly technician to say.

NemesisX · 06-17-2014, 10:19 PM

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?

pays well*

BMW F22 · 06-17-2014, 10:26 PM

Just saw this thread. Wtf is going on in here?!? Lol

amg_who · 06-17-2014, 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by BMW E90

Just saw this thread. Wtf is going on in here?!? Lol

a bunch of shit...

and @nemesisX

I'm driving right now but I'll get to you soon

Litos · 06-17-2014, 11:25 PM

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a bunch of shit...

and @nemesisX

I'm driving right now but I'll get to you soon

translated:

I'm driving my mom's car home because I have to eat dinner and clean my room before I play MarioKart......

drive safe, Doogie.....

BMW F22 · 06-17-2014, 11:29 PM

Howcome everyone is giving the OP so much flak?

ybbiz34 · 06-17-2014, 11:56 PM

I would never take a nice car to college.

A) It is going to be parked outside all the time.

B) It is going to be parked around drunk, jealous morons.

C) You should be walking (depending on campus).

D) Unless you have a scholarship, save the money to pay back the tuition.

Nkc · 06-18-2014, 12:05 AM

shit's about to get real in here

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Litos Banned 222 Rep 2,991 Posts Drives: 2012 Challenger RT Junk Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Houston/Pearland iTrader: (1)	this thread is getting good..... first the kid comes in asking if he should buy one of the most iconic german sports cars of the last 3 or 4 decades or a hillbilly jeep with plastic fenders.... .........but his avatar indicates that he already has one, but then learn it's his mom's.... and now, this kid wants us to believe he's getting paid @ $85K a year to teach people how to sleep..... if this thread had robots or some wizard facts, it would be the complete thread !!!!
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