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      09-16-2015, 03:32 PM   #14807
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Born in New Orleans.
Oh how fun. I need to move back somewhere I can be tan, or at the very least, dark enough so that I no longer look like the Crypt Keeper. Beignets help too!
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Oh how fun. I need to move back somewhere I can be tan, or at the very least, dark enough so that I no longer look like the Crypt Keeper. Beignets help too!
haha I had those for breakfast! I LOVE beignets. Honestly, by the way I eat I should weigh 250 lbs. I dont work out and I'm a size 0. It's so unfair.
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      09-16-2015, 03:38 PM   #14811
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haha I had those for breakfast! I LOVE beignets. Honestly, by the way I eat I should weigh 250 lbs. I dont work out and I'm a size 0. It's so unfair.
I feel you. Sometimes I feel like the girl from Shallow Hal, except that no one can see that I'm morbidly obese... muahaha. Hopefully the magic doesn't wear off.
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      09-16-2015, 03:39 PM   #14812
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Yep you are right it was a anniversary thing for the ///M5.
633 HP to the wheels ...Wow !
Just keep both of your hands on the steering wheel
Here's the North American debut of the M5 30 Jahre at Laguna Seca 2014.



Here's the same car as a display model at this year's race at the BMW corral. Spoke with the owner and he said he bought the car from BMW last year on the spot



ETA: BMW sold the first 29 through a hotline. Corporate kept the 30th car.

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      09-16-2015, 03:43 PM   #14813
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Oh how fun. I need to move back somewhere I can be tan, or at the very least, dark enough so that I no longer look like the Crypt Keeper. Beignets help too!
In other words, you want your cholesterol higher, appreciate really frizzy hair, and enjoy being eaten alive by mosquitoes?
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In other words, you want your cholesterol higher, appreciate really frizzy hair, and enjoy being eaten alive by mosquitoes?
I actually function as a human mosquito repellent, even people who normally say mosquitoes love them do not get bitten in my presence because they all devour me instead. It would be my way of giving back to the people.
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Beautiful muscle mass on display from our balcony. Epic scenery.

Dude you think I'm offended because you suggested Tara is a lesbian and I'm her new gf? I wouldn't care if she was gay, male or female, or a giant, I don't pick my friends like that. I consider myself lucky to make a good friend like her.
They say I've some muscles too, and I'm not a fireman .

You are right about our girl Tara ..she's a good girl , such as you are too mama Anna .
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      09-16-2015, 03:54 PM   #14816
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I actually function as a human mosquito repellent, even people who normally say mosquitoes love them do not get bitten in my presence because they all devour me instead. It would be my way of giving back to the people.
I dated a little coonass from Jeff Parish for a year. Aside from the culture shock and difficulties with the language, the food was awesome and so were the people. I miss getting margaritas from the drive thru
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      09-16-2015, 03:59 PM   #14817
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I dated a little coonass from Jeff Parish for a year. Aside from the culture shock and difficulties with the language, the food was awesome and so were the people. I miss getting margaritas from the drive thru
Food and people are big in my book. I used to be a friendly Californian, now I'm slowly morphing into a suspicious asshole New Yorker. Went to Atlanta recently and found it such a nice change with how friendly people were. On top of that... them property prices down there
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Here's the North American debut of the M5 30 Jahre at Laguna Seca 2014.



Here's the same car as a display model at this year's race at the BMW corral. Spoke with the owner and he said he bought the car from BMW last year on the spot



ETA: BMW sold the first 29 through a hotline. Corporate kept the 30th car.

bimmette just because...
Looks good , but your ///M6 looks a lot better .
Yep it was the 30 Jahre Edition , and not like I mentioned earlier .
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Sara it was about # 6639 and just kid => http://www.m3post.com/forums/showthr...3#post18590673
BTW..How is your stomach Sara ?
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      09-16-2015, 04:12 PM   #14820
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I dated a little coonass from Jeff Parish for a year. Aside from the culture shock and difficulties with the language, the food was awesome and so were the people. I miss getting margaritas from the drive thru
There's one literally 0.2 miles from my house I could walk to it if I wanted, but I prefer to drive thru
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There's one literally 0.2 miles from my house I could walk to it if I wanted, but I prefer to drive thru
Margaritas sound great right now. Who's down for Javier's in 20??
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      09-16-2015, 04:20 PM   #14822
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There's one literally 0.2 miles from my house I could walk to it if I wanted, but I prefer to drive thru
Imagine that in Newport and how fun it would be on Balboa
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Margaritas sound great right now. Who's down for Javier's in 20??
You mean cougar central?
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Very cool. I'm considering the VS lip, but my driveway is sloped, which makes it difficult not to scrape as is. Not sure if I want to get it and try a steeper approach angle. Expensive experiment...

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This one gives you a better perspective of the diffuser and exhaust setup.

That M3 w/ diffuser is lower than BMW F1 cars.

I like the M6 diffuser there.

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That M3 w/ diffuser is lower than BMW F1 cars.
Que? That's coming down my driveway and it's not a 3
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Que? That's coming down my driveway and it's not a 3
Ohhhhhhhhhh, it's your car but in a slope. lol
It's a same car, and I didn't even noticed.
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Imagine that in Newport and how fun it would be on Balboa
Be jealous. The arrow is my house, the red scribble is the drive thru daquiri.
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I hear you, I pass on the water after storms, had enough ear aches in my life from bad water. I may hold out until October when I'm in HI for a week but then again who knows.
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