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      10-30-2015, 04:06 PM   #133
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      10-30-2015, 04:07 PM   #134
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      10-30-2015, 04:12 PM   #135
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This however, is Ammo. I raised him for my sister before I left the state.
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      10-30-2015, 04:14 PM   #136
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      10-30-2015, 04:15 PM   #137
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This however, is Ammo. I raised him for my sister before I left the state.
So you just..... left him? WTF?!?!
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      10-30-2015, 04:18 PM   #138
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So you just..... left him? WTF?!?!
He was a gift to her BF. He was living with his parents at the time trying to get set up in his first house, and she was working weird hours, so I raised him for the better part of a year.


Now he is a big gumpy ditzy hunting dog. He jumped into our pool when the pool cover was still on one day (whilst he had a cast on his front leg) and father had to jump in and fish him out.
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Keep your weird sex fantasies to yourself
Hey it should be a good read, stfu!
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      10-30-2015, 04:23 PM   #141
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Keep your weird sex fantasies to yourself
This is 2015. A wave of transition, if you will. I will speak my fantasies out loud for the whole world to hear. I'm not ashamed. #sexlivesmatters
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Well considering ax is out own perv, and you've shared a lot of your preferences, I'm sure he will cook us a story worth reading.
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      10-30-2015, 04:26 PM   #143
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Well considering ax is out own perv, and you've shared a lot of your preferences, I'm sure he will cook us a story worth reading.
or if he's a real man, make an illustration for us.
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or if he's a real man, make an illustration for us.
Why does everyone think I'm some sort of artist? Is this another one of those things about that guy?
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Well considering ax is out own perv, and you've shared a lot of your preferences, I'm sure he will cook us a story worth reading.
Quite right in good fun. I would agree.
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Should I start an erotic novel thread?
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This is 2015. A wave of transition, if you will. I will speak my fantasies out loud for the whole world to hear. I'm not ashamed. #sexlivesmatters
Sorry I gave the wrong impression I was not trying to woo you.
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Should I start an erotic novel thread?
As long as it's got authentic illustrations. Yes.
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Should I start an erotic novel thread?
As long as it's got authentic illustrations. Yes.
Like a choose your own erotic adventure??
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or if he's a real man, make an illustration for us.
Why aren't we besties?!
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Yeah! Everyone from OT can submit their own portion to the novel!
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