[grimlock]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Wait, sensitive to domestic violence?

that's a question, or u disagree?

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by grimlock

Mksixer/Jtodd_fl : similar demographic, very different delivery
Axius: Mr. mysterious always has to be so f*cking unpredictable
Mr Tonka: you can imagine him posting as a very eager/friendly dog.. but somehow u know he will shoot u if push him too far
Lups: can't tell gender, can't tell nationality, can't tell if swearing to compensate for being overly polite IRL

haha. Totally this.

[MKSixer]

Round 2.

F30loz = We GOTTA get this guy a better job!
Grimlock = ME GRIMLOCK!!! (Transformers cartoon...old school)
Swagon = I want that CSL!!!
Bimmette = Woman of Mystery and Wonder (And interviews)
RJ_ = I'm still trying to figure her out.

Cheers bitches-mk

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

haha. Totally this.

i see the dog in motion - he constantly wants to play.. duurghh leave me alone!
i don't need anything re-carpeted!

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by grimlock

that's a question, or u disagree?

I'm not sure, actually.

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

haha. Totally this.

Yo I died. Grimlock wins this thread, man.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by grimlock

Mksixer/Jtodd_fl : similar demographic, very different delivery
Axius: Mr. mysterious always has to be so f*cking unpredictable
Mr Tonka: you can imagine him posting as a very eager/friendly dog.. but somehow u know he will shoot u if push him too far
Lups: can't tell gender, can't tell nationality, can't tell if swearing to compensate for being overly polite IRL

Female in irl, in bp a male. Here only the balls counts. And nationality is Finnish.

I have given up on pleasing in irl when I turned 22. Sadly in my case it means that every fucking body loves me more for it. I'm a freak of nature. I've been independent for so long I think I'd die if I'd have to work for someone, or if I'd have to let go of my mildly controlling ways.

My manners are beyond perfect. I can't even eat if the people with me don't have proper table manners. I just use bad language while being polite.

(and I told the lady who sold me the bad (as in works but not without me already having caffeine in my blood coffee machine) that she is a horrible cow.

"why?"

"well, hubby and me don't exactly pair up. Hes off to to a dinner with his clients and is looking okay, and me is in my old hoodie and my sneakers . You do realize it would be safer to to assume he's buying it?"

"meh, you're anna. I've seen you kick some sales reps ass years ago here. We all know you're a straight shooter and that cleaning isn't your thing. This machine is it. No cleaning. I did a perfect sales pitch and and you know it. "

Fucker cost me..

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Round 2.

F30loz = We GOTTA get this guy a better job!
Grimlock = ME GRIMLOCK!!! (Transformers cartoon...old school)
Swagon = I want that CSL!!!
Bimmette = Woman of Mystery and Wonder (And interviews)
RJ_ = I'm still trying to figure her out.

Cheers bitches-mk

okay.. 2nds

Mksixer = can't tell if trying to be a gun, or trying to be sexy
f30loz = missed many opportunies to bang chicks, wait why is he talking about this he's married
grimlock (me) = <transform!> [transforming sound effect]
swagon = ..locating.. ..
Bimmette = something is wrong, u can tell by the tone of her post.. but has she pinpointed it yet?
RJ_ = wait is this Billups' long lost uncle

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Lups

I'm hurt that nobody confirmed this, I had to do it for myself.

Meh. I joined in and kicked their arses into submission. The guys here know I'm a 48 year old male that doesn't shower and we get along fine. Anna is a common male name in Finland. It means the crusher of the gigantic balls.

It is hilarious that in a forum this big nobody tries to give me any shit, besides my dear nemesis, v1. Anyone who thinks BMW 's are only for jerks should read up more.

Why did I have a feeling that this was exactly what you were going to type?

[F30lolz]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Grimlock = ME GRIMLOCK!!! (Transformers cartoon...old school)

.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by grimlock

Mksixer/Jtodd_fl : similar demographic, very different delivery
Axius: Mr. mysterious always has to be so f*cking unpredictable
Mr Tonka: you can imagine him posting as a very eager/friendly dog.. but somehow u know he will shoot u if push him too far
Lups: can't tell gender, can't tell nationality, can't tell if swearing to compensate for being overly polite IRL

I must have missed this.

I can't help but think you're somehow insinuating that i'm some kind of gun toting leg-humper. Are you trying to push me or something?

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I must have missed this.

I can't help but think you're somehow insinuating that i'm some kind of gun toting leg-humper.

gun-humping leg-toter..

[Mike.]

Jesus, what is going on in here?

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Why did I have a feeling that this was exactly what you were going to type?

You're so ending up in my friends list.

And don't worry abt Tonka's comment. Nobody dears to suck up to me since I'm the scariest breed of bimmerpost: A female who joined in for the cars (and I hate all cars).

And when I rule the world, men are not allowed to drive ever again.

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by Mike.

Jesus, what is going on in here?

Mike: fucks entitled bitches, literally

[V1.47fan]

Hi Anna.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by grimlock

Mike: fucks entitled bitches, literally

Mike. OMG LMAOOOOO.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Lups

You're so ending up in my friends list.

And don't worry abt Tonka's comment. Nobody dears to suck up to me since I'm the scariest breed of bimmerpost: A female who joined in for the cars (and I hate all cars).

And when I rule the world, men are not allowed to drive ever again.

Indeed a rare hybrid specimen you are.


Can I at least be a passenger in your car?

[grimlock]

Anna: what u call lups when u want her to reply without swearing

[Mike.]

Originally Posted by grimlock

Mike: fucks entitled bitches, literally

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Mike. OMG LMAOOOOO.

Well that happened

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I must have missed this.

I can't help but think you're somehow insinuating that i'm some kind of gun toting leg-humper. Are you trying to push me or something?

If he is, he won't succeed. You have always behaved on the forum and you have more humor in you that most have.

Now, if anyone wants to start listing leg humpers, I can indeed post a huge list.

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by Lups

If he is, he won't succeed. You have always behaved on the forum and you have more humor in you that most have.

Now, if anyone wants to start listing leg humpers, I can indeed post a huge list.

please do,

Lup's leg humpers: .....

add: why is V1 ur enemy, anyway?

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by Lups

You're so ending up in my friends list.

And don't worry abt Tonka's comment. Nobody dears to suck up to me since I'm the scariest breed of bimmerpost: A female who joined in for the cars (and I hate all cars).

And when I rule the world, men are not allowed to drive ever again.

Sup motherfucker!