"Raj: I don't like bugs, okay. They freak me out.
Sheldon: Interesting. You're afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic."

[jsf721]

Get off my lawn.

Grand Torino

[sygazelle]

Who does number 2 work for?

Don't force it, you're going to blow out your o-ring.

How about a courtesy flush over there?



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-YVt4gfquA

[eluded]

Been reading lately,


"About five miles back I had a brush with the CHP. Not stopped or pulled over: nothing routine. I always drive properly. A bit fast, perhaps, but always with consummate skill and a natural feel for the road that even cops recognize. No cop was ever born who isn't a sucker for a finely-executed hi-speed Controlled Drift all the way around one of those cloverleaf freeway interchanges.

Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side when he sees the big red light behind him ... and then he will start apologizing, begging for mercy.

This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. The thing to do – when you're running along about 100 or so and you suddenly find a red-flashing CHP-tracker on your tail – what you want to do then is accelerate. Never pull over with the first siren-howl. Mash it down and make the bastard chase you at speeds up to 155 all the way to the next exit. He will follow. But he won't know what to make of your blinker-signal that says you're about to turn right.

This is to let him know you're looking for a proper place to pull off and talk ... keep signaling and hope for an off-ramp, one of those uphill side-loops with a sign saying "Max Speed 25" ... and the trick, at this point, is to suddenly leave the freeway and take him into the chute at no less than 100 miles an hour.

He will lock his brakes about the same time you lock yours, but it will take him a moment to realize that he's about to make a 180-degree turn at this speed ... but you will be ready for it, braced for the Gs and the fast heel-toe work, and with any luck at all you will have come to a complete stop off the road at the top of the turn and be standing beside your automobile by the time he catches up.

He will not be reasonable at first ... but no matter. Let him calm down. He will want the first word. Let him have it. His brain will be in a turmoil: he may begin jabbering, or even pull his gun. Let him unwind; keep smiling. The idea is to show him that you were always in total control of yourself and your vehicle – while he lost control of everything."

-hunter s

[wdb]

My take on 2020, so far:

[Blahx9]

Helping with a lot of software development for my job...

[3.0L]

"Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes."

"Asps. Very dangerous, you go first."

-Indiana Jones

[Esteban]

Originally Posted by cernvid

Lots of good quotes from Aliens

...they mostly come out at night. Mostly.

[Lifeisgood20]

“I’m your huckleberry” …Doc Holliday (Val Kilmar) in Thombstone

[Lady Jane]

" I like the smell of napalm in the morning... It smells like...Victory."

~Apocalypse Now.

[vreihen16]

It's easy. You just don't lead 'em so much.....

[floridaorange]

"Our pets heads are falling off!"

[SpeedBuggy]

"That rug really tied the room together."

"I’m the Dude, so that’s what you call me. That or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino, if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.”

[SpeedBuggy]

"We're 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.... Hit it."

[bobowar135]

I've got some weed straight from Turkey boy, it's what set them arabs off.....
Curtis in Up In Smoke

[bobowar135]

I didn't know your name was Alex man....
Cheech in Up In Smoke

[Watching The World Burn]

You're on thin fricking ice my pedigree chums and I shall be under it when it breaks.

[bobowar135]

I ain't got time to bleed....
Jessie Ventura in Predator

[bobowar135]

You're a funny guy Sully, I like you,
That's why I'm going to kill you last.....
John Matrix in Commando....

[Lady Jane]

[Esteban]

Hudson: "Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?"

Vasquez: "No, have you?"

[3.0L]

"Maverick, you pussy!" (get back here and finish the game).