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      10-08-2015, 10:00 AM   #15577
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Actually we are talking about jalapenos. You are more than welcome to hand over your recipes too, I'm running out of new ideas.
Only if you're going to send me your hair as a reward.
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Actually we are talking about jalapenos. You are more than welcome to hand over your recipes too, I'm running out of new ideas.
Are you running out of Jalapenos, this late in the season?
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Only if you're going to send me your hair as a reward.
It looks like a cat threw it up, I have been too busy eating bonbons and chips and I haven't brushed it in over a week. You can have it.

Now, hand over the recipes!
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Are you running out of Jalapenos, this late in the season?
Yeah, well I've been eating mostly those since august. Hey I saw your Seattle thread! Remember to bring me seeds from your collection!
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Yeah, well I've been eating mostly those since august. Hey I saw your Seattle thread! Remember to bring me seeds from your collection!
Thanks for the reminder...will do. PM inbound...
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Okay, okay, hold on!

I'll send fake hair to wade, and when I get a pool we will be cool and we can enjoy the recipes cheated from his wife while you clean the wasteful water feature I would never be able to use anyway?

Sound like a plan!
I like this plan. I approve of this message. Now I need to go find a new bathing suit to wear for the new venture! Where shall we go shopping?
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Thanks for the reminder...will do. PM inbound...
I can be your tourist guide, I can show you the ramp I had to find to find California, and a Starbucks and and my favorite traffic jam spots! All the cool stuff awaits!
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I like this plan. I approve of this message. Now I need to go find a new bathing suit to wear for the new venture! Where shall we go shopping?
We are over. I don't shop even for you.
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I can be your tourist guide, I can show you the ramp I had to find to find California, and a Starbucks and and my favorite traffic jam spots! All the cool stuff awaits!
Can you find me a night market in Seattle?

Have you ever been to The Herb Farm in Woodinville or should we just go back to Canlis?
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We are over when I say we are over!


Fine. No shopping. I'll just clean in my birthday suit. I hope you're happy.
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It looks like a cat threw it up, I have been too busy eating bonbons and chips and I haven't brushed it in over a week. You can have it.

Now, hand over the recipes!
I dont believe you, you must brush your hair 2-3 times a day and cant stop staring at yoursrlf in the mirror loving what you see.
I mean if you're going to send it to someone as a prize.
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We are over when I say we are over!


Fine. No shopping. I'll just clean in my birthday suit. I hope you're happy.
A tuxedo?

I haven't had my coffee yet, I can't deal with naked yet.
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Can you find me a night market in Seattle?

Have you ever been to The Herb Farm in Woodinville or should we just go back to Canlis?
I haven't been, can I tag along for that trip, I'm mildly navigationally challenged.

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I dont believe you, you must brush your hair 2-3 times a day and cant stop staring at yoursrlf in the mirror loving what you see.
I mean if you're going to send it to someone as a prize.
Okay, okay, I was lying, hair is perfect and I just spent two hours in a salon.
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A tuxedo?

I haven't had my coffee yet, I can't deal with naked yet.
I'm not a richboy like Skully to afford a tux. I can however, offer a Canadian tuxedo instead.
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I'm not a richboy like Skully to afford a tux. I can however, offer a Canadian tuxedo instead.
Nevermind, I've had coffee now, lets keep the dress code loose.
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Nevermind, I've had coffee now, lets keep the dress code loose.
Just so we have everything straight, this dress code is enforced for everyone in the vicinity. You know, so I don't feel awkward or anything.
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Just so we have everything straight, this dress code is enforced for everyone in the vicinity. You know, so I don't feel awkward or anything.
No worries, my cougar friends will be really pleased to unwrap you
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...., how many we talking?
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...., how many we talking?
Ugh, you got me, I've got nothing. Tara is the closest thing I have to offer as a female friend.

Oh, I have two more but their husbands are a bit possessive. I'll consult them and get back to you!
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Ugh, you got me, I've got nothing. Tara is the closest thing I have to offer as a female friend.

Oh, I have two more but their husbands are a bit possessive. I'll consult them and get back to you!
So it'll just be you and Tara then? That's perfectly fine with me. What should I get from the catering company for pool cleaning day?
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So it'll just be you and Tara then? That's perfectly fine with me. What should I get from the catering company for pool cleaning day?
This conversation went well!
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Are you running out of Jalapenos, this late in the season?
Serious comment - I met with a national restaurant chain owner yesterday and he said we'll have a turkey and chicken shortage soon due to bird flu.
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