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      04-26-2024, 12:59 PM   #1541
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It's happening my friend => https://www.reddit.com/r/formuladank...its_happening/
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Yeah . I didn't know , Ferrari Fred is such a good dancer

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Is that you my friend ? => https://www.reddit.com/r/formuladank...ifesting_this/
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Not a meme but blonde joke for NYG

A blonde walks in a bank to get a loan. “I need to borrow $100 for a month,” she says.
The banker frowns but takes her information anyway. He runs her credit but can’t find a report. “I’m sorry,” he says, “but in the absence of a credit record, we’ll have to charge 20% interest on the loan, and you’ll need to put up collateral.
“What does that mean?” the blonde says.
“It means,” the banker says, “you’ll have to repay us $120, and you’ll need to give us something more valuable to hold onto until you pay us back.”
“Something more valuable?” The blonde says. “How about my Ferrari?”
The banker nearly snorts his coffee all over his desk, but he prides himself on customer service so he soldiers on. He runs the title on the Ferrari and what do you know, the blonde owns it free and clear. “Okay, he says, “I’ll print out the papers.”
“Just so I understand,” the blonde says, “I give you my Ferrari and you give me a hundred dollars, right? And then in a month, I give you $120 and you give me my Ferrari back?”
“Yes,” the banker says, “that’s the deal.”
She signs the paperwork and hands him the keys. He counts out $100 for her and watches her saunter out the door.
A month to the day later, he’s sitting at his desk when the blonde saunters back in.
She hands him $120 and says “I get my car back, right?”
“Yep, he says as he hands her the keys. She turns to go but he stops her. “Miss, I really have to ask, why did you use a $140,000 car as collateral on a $100 loan?”
“Oh!” The blonde says. “I got called out of town unexpectedly on business and had nowhere to park my Ferrari. How else can I park a Ferrari for a month in Manhattan for only $20 a month?”
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Ferrari has destroyed Charles mind, he doesn't even know his own height anymore

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Nothing there ? lol

It's appeared now hmm some trickery back stage maybe.

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Not a meme but blonde joke for NYG

A blonde walks in a bank to get a loan. “I need to borrow $100 for a month,” she says.
The banker frowns but takes her information anyway. He runs her credit but can’t find a report. “I’m sorry,” he says, “but in the absence of a credit record, we’ll have to charge 20% interest on the loan, and you’ll need to put up collateral.
“What does that mean?” the blonde says.
“It means,” the banker says, “you’ll have to repay us $120, and you’ll need to give us something more valuable to hold onto until you pay us back.”
“Something more valuable?” The blonde says. “How about my Ferrari?”
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“Just so I understand,” the blonde says, “I give you my Ferrari and you give me a hundred dollars, right? And then in a month, I give you $120 and you give me my Ferrari back?”
“Yes,” the banker says, “that’s the deal.”
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She hands him $120 and says “I get my car back, right?”
“Yep, he says as he hands her the keys. She turns to go but he stops her. “Miss, I really have to ask, why did you use a $140,000 car as collateral on a $100 loan?”
“Oh!” The blonde says. “I got called out of town unexpectedly on business and had nowhere to park my Ferrari. How else can I park a Ferrari for a month in Manhattan for only $20 a month?”
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LEW and Chas WILL need the blessing of the Pope to grab one or two wins at least
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LEW and Chas WILL need the blessing of the Pope to grab one or two wins at least
I agree ,they have a chance when MAX 'DNF
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The A-Team !
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I agree ,they have a chance when MAX 'DNF
Little chance of that now as MAX edges slowly but surely towards LEW's easily achieved total.
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The team looks impressive my friend!
Murdock and A Newey really look a like !
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Sort of..yeah
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Little chance of that now as MAX edges slowly but surely towards LEW's easily achieved total.
In 2025 he will be very close to that ...
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In 2025 he will be very close to that ...
Lets see...end of '25, if things go to plan, 103 or thereabouts, what's AN thinking on that...
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In 2025 he will be very close to that ...

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