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      10-08-2015, 11:31 AM   #15599
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Serious comment - I met with a national restaurant chain owner yesterday and he said we'll have a turkey and chicken shortage soon due to bird flu.
Insider trading?

I'm buying some Tyson Foods and Cargill's stocks right now.
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Insider trading?

I'm buying some Tyson Foods and Cargill's stocks right now.
...that bird has flown the coup!

This shortage will likely last for 2 generations of stock to breed out any potential contamination.

So in summary - Eggs will increase significantly....sorry Bacon & Egg lovers
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      10-08-2015, 11:35 AM   #15601
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Are you running out of Jalapenos, this late in the season?
Serious comment - I met with a national restaurant chain owner yesterday and he said we'll have a turkey and chicken shortage soon due to bird flu.
Peak turkey?

A local market had split chicken breast for $0.88/lb last night. Time to stock up.
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      10-08-2015, 11:40 AM   #15602
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Don't they always? We make such a great team.
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      10-08-2015, 11:46 AM   #15603
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Tell me why when I go to a pizza shop they have the parmesan cheese out on the tables but I have to keep it in the fridge when I'm at home.
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      10-08-2015, 11:49 AM   #15604
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Tell me why when I go to a pizza shop they have the parmesan cheese out on the tables but I have to keep it in the fridge when I'm at home.
Or...., why bars set out little bowls of chex mix, that probably 80 dirty old man fingers have bastardized after they use the washroom and don't...., wash their hands.
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Or...., why bars set out little bowls of chex mix, that probably 80 dirty old man fingers have bastardized after they use the washroom and don't...., wash their hands.
If you eat 'community' bowl foods at bars or even restaurants - you deserve to catch said cooties.
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Mass quantities of liquor combat that. Make the germs afraid of you
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If you eat 'community' bowl foods at bars or even restaurants - you deserve to catch said cooties.
I mean, I usually pick my nose, then run my fingers through the bowl, then politely ask the gent next to me if he would like to share.
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Then you sir....will fight the bear for spreading the COOTIES!!
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      10-08-2015, 12:33 PM   #15610
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Bears are afraid of me. After that bar fight with Yogi, they all pretty much just leave me alone now.
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      10-08-2015, 01:03 PM   #15611
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We'll see who has the real problem when that pool starts to get algae.
Grow the jalapeños in the algae???
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      10-08-2015, 01:08 PM   #15612
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So now my 3 turkeys just became $200 turkeys overnight??? I still lost money, but (chicken) eggs are good.
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There were some turkeys in my backyard the other day...., now would be a good time to harvest them?
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Soon, if you have a freezer. I don't, and Santa doesn't want to come over for a few more weeks to gut them
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      10-08-2015, 01:20 PM   #15616
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Tell me why when I go to a pizza shop they have the parmesan cheese out on the tables but I have to keep it in the fridge when I'm at home.
It cracks me up how people in the NE call a pizza, a pie.
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Different M keys? Interesting.
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      10-08-2015, 01:31 PM   #15619
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Different M keys? Interesting.
It's the same key for a lot of models, including non M cars.
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      10-08-2015, 01:33 PM   #15620
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Different M keys? Interesting.
It's the same key for a lot of models...
The trim on the removable key is different....
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